If you were Barack Obama...

by **Sucrati** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 11:55 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:I'd use my secret Muslim Atheist Communist Terrorist Cells to destroy all Republican opposition and turn America into a socialist hellhole.

Or take a vacation at Camp ~~David~~ Allah .

Fixed

If I was Barack Obama?

Stop giving things for your opposition to use against you, you know, stand firm with your beliefs, screw the media.

by **New Manvir** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:02 am

Rolamec wrote:
New Manvir wrote:Quit, because being the leader of the free world is a shitty and thankless job.

Now, being leader of the unfree world, that's something I could get behind.

I didn't realize Kim Jong il was gay....

EDIT: I'm really tired, so that was most likely a very, very, VERY lame joke...

Dear Leader loves no one but himself.

by **Unibot II** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:04 am

If you were Barack Obama...

Don't judge me...

by **New Manvir** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:04 am

Actually now that I've thought about it, If I was Obama it might be funner to just troll the whole US. If the opposition is gonna call me a Communist Muslim I might as well go along with it.

by **Soviet Haaregrad** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:04 am

New Manvir wrote:
Rolamec wrote:
I didn't realize Kim Jong il was gay....

EDIT: I'm really tired, so that was most likely a very, very, VERY lame joke...

Dear Leader loves no one but himself.

Dear Leader loves all of his children. Just not like that. That's why he kidnaps Japanese actresses.

by **Aurum and Argentum** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:20 am

Unibot II wrote:
If you were Barack Obama...

Don't judge me...

what the hell is wrong with michelle? :eyebrow:

by **Rolamec** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:22 am

Aurum and Argentum wrote:
Unibot II wrote:

Don't judge me...

what the hell is wrong with michelle?

He's saying he'd bang her... :palm:

What did you think he meant?

by **Aurum and Argentum** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:27 am

Rolamec wrote:
Aurum and Argentum wrote:
what the hell is wrong with michelle?

He's saying he'd bang her... What did you think he meant?

Im just curious about the hair. It seems electrified. It looks more like an ad of johnsons&johnsons K-Yintense. :rofl:

by **Arumdaum** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:43 am

SaintB wrote:I'd start clamping down on useless military spending.

^ I'd take it down a hell lot. Also I would increase taxes on the rich.

by **Josh Sinister** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:06 am

TAX LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA...

And try to create jobs (like his supposed hero, FDR) and take extreme measures to end our massive debt (starting from a state level).

by **Norstal** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:04 am

New Manvir wrote:Actually now that I've thought about it, If I was Obama it might be funner to just troll the whole US. If the opposition is gonna call me a Communist Muslim I might as well go along with it.

Oddly enough, "admitting" he's a communist Muslim would probably make the Tea Partyers shut up.

by **Mostrov** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:10 am

Use my superior military to introduce my concept of democratic *cough* dictatorship *cough* government to the world then hand to the UN and wait for the world to collapse and retreat to some island to live of my savings from the Swiss banks/Nazi gold.

by **Collectively Awesome** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:16 am

Vectrova wrote:I would greatly expand the scholarships and financial aid available for students as part of a grand plan to reform the education system. After that, I'd strongly consider various ways to bring money into the country (e.x. lowering tariffs, bringing the troops out instead of installing more bases), and begin pandering to my democratic base. I'd strongly urge my party to lead the charge and stand up for what they believe in rather than watering down legislation just to feign being centrist.

^that

I'd install Vectrova as a political advisor.
A united democratic base should demolish the 2012 election if the Tea Party has it's own candidate on the ticket anyway. I sincerely hope Palin runs for office as an independent precisely so she can split the Republicans up.

by **Civil Citizenry** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:06 pm

Collectively Awesome wrote:
Vectrova wrote:I would greatly expand the scholarships and financial aid available for students as part of a grand plan to reform the education system. After that, I'd strongly consider various ways to bring money into the country (e.x. lowering tariffs, bringing the troops out instead of installing more bases), and begin pandering to my democratic base. I'd strongly urge my party to lead the charge and stand up for what they believe in rather than watering down legislation just to feign being centrist.

^that

I'd install Vectrova as a political advisor.
A united democratic base should demolish the 2012 election if the Tea Party has it's own candidate on the ticket anyway. I sincerely hope Palin runs for office as an independent precisely so she can split the Republicans up.

Personally, I wouldn't want to be rallying my party's base for a far-off election, but the sad truth is that this whole year is going to be pandering to Democrats and independents.

by **Cosmopoles** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:13 pm

I'd try and create a debt reduction plan based on the advice of the commission that I set up for the express purpose of looking for solutions to the budget problem.

by **Rolamec** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:14 pm

I'd move Jerusalem to Mexico.

by **Charlotte Ryberg** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:15 pm

My top priority right now would be getting Gaddafi out of Libya and introducing a universal healthcare system similar to the UK's NHS.

by **Grave_n_idle** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:20 pm

Civil Citizenry wrote:...what would be your top priority for 2011? Keep in mind 2012 is an election year. Also remember that he is, for the most part, deemed left-of-center, though he likes to claim the center when he can to appease moderate and independent voters (that means he won't be privatizing Social Security or re-instituting DADT - be realistic). I'm hoping this thread doesn't devolve into "NUKE KYRGYZSTAN!!!11!1! TROLLZ 4 LYF3 I <3 RED SOX"

In a perfect world, reforming the American public education system would be my first priority, but realistically there's little hope of that happening in the next ten months. I would be looking into the vast realm of money-eating bureaucracy that is Social Security and Medicare/Medicaid first.

You said "be realistic", so the only correct answer is "Somewhere between very little and nothing, now that Republicans are in a position to stop any real progress being made in anything".

by **Sibirsky** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:31 pm

Zirconim wrote:Undo everything I've done so far as President.

Everything? Don't you at least like the repeal of DADT?

by **Sibirsky** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:34 pm

NUKE KYRGYZSTAN!!!11!1!

This, actually would be good...

Cosmopoles wrote:I'd try and create a debt reduction plan based on the advice of the commission that I set up for the express purpose of looking for solutions to the budget problem.

There are other things I want done. But if I was Barack Obama I wouldn't want them done anymore.

by **Wamitoria** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:35 pm

I'd turn us into a Communazi Islamofascist Dictatorship, just for teh lulz.

by **Vectrova** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:40 pm

Collectively Awesome wrote:
Vectrova wrote:I would greatly expand the scholarships and financial aid available for students as part of a grand plan to reform the education system. After that, I'd strongly consider various ways to bring money into the country (e.x. lowering tariffs, bringing the troops out instead of installing more bases), and begin pandering to my democratic base. I'd strongly urge my party to lead the charge and stand up for what they believe in rather than watering down legislation just to feign being centrist.

^that

I'd install Vectrova as a political advisor.
A united democratic base should demolish the 2012 election if the Tea Party has it's own candidate on the ticket anyway. I sincerely hope Palin runs for office as an independent precisely so she can split the Republicans up.

I am the best political adviser. It's me.

by **Civil Citizenry** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:07 pm

Charlotte Ryberg wrote:My top priority right now would be getting Gaddafi out of Libya

There are more important things domestically to worry about. We're not the only nation concerned about Qaddafi, and we don't need to involve ourselves in every international conflict - let some other nation take a stronger initiative and let us get back to our pending government shutdown.

Charlotte Ryberg wrote:and introducing a universal healthcare system similar to the UK's NHS.

Never, ever happening in the US. Least of all things standing in its way is a widespread fear of European "socialism". Don't forget all the negative outbreak over the last attempt at healthcare reform. People are scared to make healthcare completely public. It feels like too much of a shift to the left.

by **Grave_n_idle** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:09 pm

Civil Citizenry wrote:Never, ever happening in the US. Least of all things standing in its way is a widespread fear of European "socialism". Don't forget all the negative outbreak over the last attempt at healthcare reform. People are scared to make healthcare completely public. It feels like too much of a shift to the left.

UK healthcare isn't completely public.

by **Rolamec** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:11 pm

Wamitoria wrote:I'd turn us into a Communazi Islamofascist Dictatorship, just for teh lulz.

The question was what would you do if you were Obama, not what Obama is currently doing.

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