Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Cannot think of a name]

I'd kick him in the rudabagas...either that or nothing...

He doesn't actually have genitals. Down there he's just sliced into himself an immaculate reproduction of Edvard Munch's The Scream.

[New Aerios]

If Atheism is a religion, off is a TV channel.

Thank you, good sir.

[Wisconsin9]

Author insulted.
Comic insulted.
Mission accomplished.
I deserve some Coco Puffs.

Would you like some milk for your Coco Puffs?

...Ew.

Context: first character is named Coco, second is... well-endowed.

[Dakran]

Author insulted.
Comic insulted.
Mission accomplished.
I deserve some Coco Puffs.

Would you like some milk for your Coco Puffs?

...Ew.

Context: first character is named Coco, second is... well-endowed.

Is that the pony with... Oh god. Oh god ew.

[Grenartia]

If Atheism is a religion, off is a TV channel.

I'd say atheism is a religion in the same way black is a color.

[Shaggai]

I'd say atheism is a religion in the same way black is a color.

Atheism is all the religions mixed? What?

[Wisconsin9]

I'd say atheism is a religion in the same way black is a color.

Atheism is all the religions mixed? What?

That's white. Black is the absence of color.

[Shaggai]

Atheism is all the religions mixed? What?

That's white. Black is the absence of color.

Right. I've been painting lately and I forgot how light actually works.

[Breadknife]

Everyone knows that mixing all paint colours gives a horrible dark-brown colour. Or sometimes a less-than-dark brown one, occasionally with strange streaks in it (depending on whether powder paints/watercolours, oils or acrylics, and the skill and pure determination of the artist who mixes them).

[Beta Test]

Everyone knows that mixing all paint colours gives a horrible dark-brown colour. Or sometimes a less-than-dark brown one, occasionally with strange streaks in it (depending on whether powder paints/watercolours, oils or acrylics, and the skill and pure determination of the artist who mixes them).

That's because paint is an unnatural human concoction. Light, the purest form of colour, becomes white when all colours are mixed.

[Breadknife]

That's because paint is an unnatural human concoction. Light, the purest form of colour, becomes white when all colours are mixed.

I thought I knew that, but for all I knew it could just have been a pigment of my imagination...

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

That's because paint is an unnatural human concoction. Light, the purest form of colour, becomes white when all colours are mixed.

I thought I knew that, but for all I knew it could just have been a pigment of my imagination...

May we stop with the off-topic discussion?

Thank you.

[Beta Test]

I thought I knew that, but for all I knew it could just have been a pigment of my imagination...

May we stop with the off-topic discussion?

Thank you.

Off-topic? There is no topic in this thread.

[Farnhamia]

May we stop with the off-topic discussion?

Thank you.

Off-topic? There is no topic in this thread.

True, but past a couple of comments we get into spam territory.

[Beta Test]

Off-topic? There is no topic in this thread.

True, but past a couple of comments we get into spam territory.

Yes true.

[Anollasia]

So I burned a soundbit of the alarm you hear in silent hill onto a CD, and played it on my giant speaker system in my backyard one night at full volume. My entire street went into a shitfit, and some people walked outside trying to figure out what the hell was going on. Suffice to say lulz were had. XD

So NS, What's a good prank you pulled on others(neighbors, friends, family, etc)?

[The Holy Therns]

All religions. We're Imanuel (God with us) or Innaallaha ma'ana (Verily Allah with us). Who's always with us everywhere we go, except ourselves?

The National Security Agency.

[Dyakovo]

Ron Paul has had his chance and failed. Ron failed harder than Ronald Reagan failed at winning the War On Drugs. It is time for a better Paul, a more fabulous Paul. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome RuPaul in the White House!

[The Republic of Lanos]

What if my desert needs to be in a freezer, not a fridge?

Well, if a frozen embryo somehow counts as 'alive' even though it's frozen, then why not?

But if your favorite dessert is frozen embryos, perhaps we ought to end this speculation here and now.

[Cannot think of a name]

Why must we pester and judge this man so? It's quite clear he's only trying to make the RL equivlent of an underdog sports movie. Think about it, a former NBA Star traveling to a third world country to teach kids basketball. I'm waiting for the announcement of him coaching a varied and mismatched team of N. Koreans who have overcome personal tragedy and obstacles (i.e. having close family sent to camps, formerly being incarcerated in camps, watching friends die in camps etc etc) for their one shot at the Gold Medal in Basketball in the next summer Olympics.

[Sun Wukong]

From viewtopic.php?p=18319380#p18319380

What does the Appendix do again?

Explains the Elvish languages.

[Anollasia]

*punches*
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!

I don't think that'll work, this is a cloud you are punching.

[Yumyumsuppertime]

The part starting "0/10" made me laugh.

You could just go and read the letter for yourselves.

Or you could source people who aren't hack journalists and glorified bloggers and know how to source their own articles.

http://www2.ed.gov/about/offices/list/o ... tle-vi.pdf


Simply hyperlinking in that manner is not adequate.
Especially hyperlinking to a large document.

0/10
Would not hire in ten thousand years as journalist.
Would not allow to volunteer for a local paper
May allow to deliver papers on bicycle if supervised by a more competent entity, such as the bike.


The linked source does not hold up to the claims of the ""Journalist"", near as I can tell.

[Britanno]

My side of this "debate" has a massive body of scientific evidence that's been improved upon and refined for almost two centuries.

Your side has an old book.

[Anollasia]

Happy birthday muhammed! i'll drink a toast to you, old friend.

Mohammad was a cool guy. He was the Che Guevara of his period.