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by Constaniana » Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:09 pm
Grenartia wrote:GOram wrote:Lads, breaking news: The F-22 has scored it's first air to air combat kill. A pair of F-22's of the 192nd Fighter Wing was scrambled to intercept a target, moving at roughly Mach 1.9, closing in on friendly airspace over Okinawa at about 2345L.
Upon interception the lead aircraft, piloted by Major Gabriel R. Inch, carried out a visual inspection of the unknown aircraft. His combat report, just released by the DoD, suggests that the target had eight engines and was predominantly red in colour. The unknown aircraft failed to answer radio calls, showed no sign of compliance and made no effort to divert course away from Kadena AFB. Major G.R.Inch was seemingly given no choice but to back off to a range of roughly five miles and engage with a AIM-9X. Lock apparently was hard to attain. Despite having eight powerplants, the target gave of virtually no IR or radar signature, but did seem to be emitting a sparkling contrail. Eventually, however, Inch gained lock on a minute radar signature and engaged the target with an AMRAAM, resulting in a confirmed kill.
There's no word as to what exactly was shot down, but it seems safe to assume that it originated either from the DPRK or China. The fact that the F-22's had difficulty gaining lock suggests that the Koreans/Chinese might have managed to reach US levels of stealth technology. Bit of a disaster if you ask me. So much for peace and goodwill to all men.
What do you guys think?
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:15 pm
by Transnapastain » Tue Dec 24, 2013 10:49 pm
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by Saveyou Island » Thu Dec 26, 2013 8:39 pm
Stern des Meeres wrote:I will take y'all up on the offer of wine, cats, and potato crisps, but will graciously turn down the cuddling because I am still sweating like a whore in a church.
My house is too hot.
by New Libertarian States » Fri Dec 27, 2013 1:04 am
by Immoren » Sat Dec 28, 2013 10:44 am
Breadknife wrote:Soul Edge wrote:Actually, furs who cross over to the pony side of things actually abandon their furry ways almost entirely. I seen this amongst many of my friends.Yoda wrote:Yes, a Furry's strength flows from the Horse. But beware of the Bronie Side. Unicorns, Pegasii, Ponies; the bronie side of the Horse are they. Easily they canter, quick to join you in flight. If once you start down the bronie path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Princess Celestia's apprentice.
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
by 4years » Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:06 pm
by Saveyou Island » Sat Dec 28, 2013 9:44 pm
Thafoo wrote:Saveyou Island wrote:"Wow, I was totally under the impression that this product was butter but it in fact was not! It is in fact a margarine spread which is a substitute for butter but not quite. Now let me be baffled by this glorious fact!"
Should be TET's version of "I can't believe it's not butter."
I am quite aware that it is not butter, however I must call you out on the fact that your political compass makes you a nazi and therefore everything you say must be some form of logical fallacy; therefore, it must be butter, because you used a lubricated slope. Go cry in a hole, Hitler worshipper, and take your fascist butter spread with you.
NSG version of "I can't believe it's not butter."
by Lydenburg » Mon Dec 30, 2013 2:20 am
United Marxist Nations wrote:Terra Sector Union wrote:Didn't we have this thread before?
You seem to forget that NSG basically just recycles these few threads:
"[Person/group] does [hateful thing/makes hateful comment] about [sexual minority]."
"Is [noun] racist/sexist?"
"[state/country/administrative division] legalizes gay marriage."
by Blekksprutia » Mon Dec 30, 2013 8:29 am
Napkiraly wrote:Right for the kraft dinner I just made for breakfast, should I pour maple syrup and ketchup on it or ketchup and mayo on it?
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Dec 30, 2013 9:20 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:29 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Dec 31, 2013 1:51 pm
Ifreann wrote:Shooty Sky Mens.
4years wrote:Air Mass multiplied by Acceleration.
Thafoo wrote:The Aether Force sounds cooler and more intelligent obviously, though.
Cannot think of a name wrote:"PBBLBLTBLTLBLTLBBBBBBLLLTBLLTBLLLBLBLLL!"
But you have to say it doing this:
Yaltabaoth wrote:Big Airplane Gang
Napkiraly wrote:Cloud Shaggers.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Dec 31, 2013 6:23 pm
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by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:09 pm
Cannot think of a name wrote:The answer is clear. Jesus is coming back as a professional football team.
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