He lived. From what I remember from seeing that picture before, the guy is essentially a Park Ranger.
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by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:01 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Risottia » Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:57 am
Conservative Conservationists wrote:Hippos are the deadliest animal in Africa.
by Arglorand » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:14 am
by Conservative Conservationists » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:40 am
Risottia wrote:Conservative Conservationists wrote:Hippos are the deadliest animal in Africa.
Well the same claim is made for the Cape buffalo and for the crocodile. Anyway we can assume that hippopotami are in the top five human-killers in Africa. The #1 and #2 rank being held by humans and microorganisms, ofc.
http://www.on-the-matrix.com/africa/buffalo.asp
by Bezombia » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:40 am
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
by Condunum » Tue Dec 17, 2013 10:24 am
Farnhamia wrote:
Sorry, no, it doesn't. It was a ruse that the French tried against the British during the War of the Spanish Succession. It worked pretty well, too, considering the resources Britain expended on the "place" once they "acquired" it. But we digress.
by Fartsniffage » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:00 pm
by Natair » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:06 pm
by Constaniana » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:10 am
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Especially Dirty Hippies » Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:47 pm
the carlile or something I can't remember, but it was funny to me wrote:Well there could be aliens out there and there could be some interstellar species. They just could be in the bufu egypt of space.
Now the most important question .Would they think that out sexual fetishes are weird. Yes and no. They probably have sexual fetishes as weird as us and possibly share similar ones. This could also mean sexual fetishes that are Taboo to us is common to them. I can imagine a scenario now.
*Two [Insert sapient species] researchers are watching human porn
"Ugh. They tie each other up and beat each other. And they find this pleasurable?"
"Isn't Xel into this shit?"
"Xel is into this stuff? How do you know?"
"Saw him wanking off to this stuff during lunch. The look on his face was gold."
"Anyways, I can't watch this anymore or else I'm gonna vomit."
*Switches to Japanese tentacle porno.
"Dran, you can take the rest of the day off."
by The Republic of Lanos » Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:19 pm
Capital Transportation Commission wrote:Near the Petition Site
A NovaBus LFS 2012 of the Capital Transportation Commission, its LED sign displaying "596 Metrobus Alex MacKay", was driving at 80kph on a relatively empty stretch of Alex MacKay Boulevard when a car driven by a French tourist who didn't know Aurentina drove on the left turned around the corner and sped towards the city bus at a rapid speed. The driver of the bus quickly swerved off the road, the trajectory of the bus now heading towards the people signing a petition.
by Ainin » Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:21 pm
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Capital Transportation Commission wrote:Near the Petition Site
A NovaBus LFS 2012 of the Capital Transportation Commission, its LED sign displaying "596 Metrobus Alex MacKay", was driving at 80kph on a relatively empty stretch of Alex MacKay Boulevard when a car driven by a French tourist who didn't know Aurentina drove on the left turned around the corner and sped towards the city bus at a rapid speed. The driver of the bus quickly swerved off the road, the trajectory of the bus now heading towards the people signing a petition.
by Lydenburg » Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:15 pm
Risottia wrote:Conservative Conservationists wrote:Hippos are the deadliest animal in Africa.
Well the same claim is made for the Cape buffalo and for the crocodile. Anyway we can assume that hippopotami are in the top five human-killers in Africa. The #1 and #2 rank being held by humans and microorganisms, ofc.
http://www.on-the-matrix.com/africa/buffalo.asp
by Reploid Productions » Wed Dec 18, 2013 9:12 pm
Blazedtown wrote:The plane has hit the god damn mountain. What else would you call it?
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by Luveria » Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:40 am
New Gliese wrote:Farnhamia wrote:Where there is no evidence, the default position should be "does not exist." Nearly all of the stories of things that God - the Christian God - is claimed to have done can be explained in ways that do not require a supernatural being who exists outside of the universe. The ones we can't explain are simply ones we can't explain. We've gotten better and better at explaining things as time goes by. So no, the burden of proof is not on me, it rests squarely with you. Yours is the extraordinary claim, yours the burden of bringing the extraordinary proofs. And please dno't take this as an attack, it isn't. I'm just answering your demand for proof of God's non-existence.
You're an absolute hypocrite, why do you have the Byzantine flag on your NS flag? The Byzantine Empire was a Christian Empire, and here you are arguing against the existence of the God of the Byzantines. "I declare war on the Christian God, let me just brandish my NS flag which is a Christian flag on it"
by The Scientific States » Thu Dec 19, 2013 2:30 pm
The Blaatschapen wrote:I vote "It gives Communism a bad name, so I'm glad it's gone" for the following reason.
Shot through the Wall
And you're to blame
Comrade
You give communism a bad name
by Aeken » Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:45 pm
San wrote:Valcouria wrote:Not yet, of course...but give it time. I propose that in 20-30 years, once this immorality is commonplace, everything will collapse; marriage will be completely pointless, people can have sex with anything and everything that moves (or does not move) and face no repercussions, and the very fabric of society will disintegrate.
your slope is too slippery
you haven't been lubricating it, have you?
by Uieurnthlaal » Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:24 pm
DesAnges wrote:I just noticed - the Old Testament is God on crack, the New Testament is God on ecstasy.
by The Republic of Lanos » Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:52 pm
Puzikas wrote:I AM OF EXPORT DEALINGS.
IF YOU ARE NATION IN NEED KF RENT-A-MILITARY, NOT OF WORRY: YOU CALL KIRILLS SHACK OF KILL.
BUT RUSIAN MAN, YOU SAY.
WHAT IS KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL?
I AM TELL YOU FRIEND!
HERE AT KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL WE SELL ALL DEVICES AND MANNER OF TO MAKE ENEMY DEATH.
"HOW IS SO?!"
WELL I TELL YOU.
DUE TO MANUFACTURING OF STATE MIXUP, I HAVE BECOME OVERSTOCKED WITH ALL THINGS YOUR NATION IS NEEDING TO MAKE THE INVADING OF SILLY AFRICAN NATION OF CHAD.(Image)CHAD, NOT EVEN OF ONCEINGSWE HAVE ALL WEAPONS TO MAKE SUITINGS OF YOUR MILITARY NEEDS: AM SELLING ARMORED FIGHTING VEHICLES, ARMORED PERSONEL CARRIERS, MAIN TANKS OF BATTLINGS, TANKS THAT ARE CAN MAKE OF SWIMINGS, AIRFRAFT OF FIGHTING, OF ATTACK, OF INTERCEPT, OF BOMBINGS. AM SELL ROTOR WING AIRCRAFT OF MUCH ABILITY. AM SELLING SMALL ARMS AND ARTILLERY FOR MAKE ENEMY NO LONGER OF ATHEIST WHILE IN HOLE OF FOX, TOO.
THAT IS OF RIGHT, KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL IS OPEN 7 FAYS A WEEK, 23 HOUR OF DAY.
"BUT MR. MAN OF KILL", YOU DAY, "WHY ONLY 23?"
BECAUSE STATE IS OF SAYING SO.
CAPITALIST SPECIALS FOR HOLIDAYS:
BLOWOUT (THE ENEMY) SALE: OBYEKT 765 SP4, OF MUCH FIGHT. MAKE MANY ENEMY QUAKE IN BOOTS, NOW, LIMITED TIMES, BUY TWO AT SALE PRICEINGS OF 65% OFF ORIGINALS, GETTING ONE OF FREE.
WHAT SMELLS LIKE FISH(BED) SALE: THAT IS RIGHT, MIGHTY BED OF FISH MIKOYAN-GUREVICH, MODEL 21 IS NOW ON CLEARANCE. 50% OFF, MAKE BUYINGS OF ONE SQUADRON AND BE GETTING ANOTHER ONE 75% OFF.
I CAN DRIVE (T)-55: ALL T-55 TANKS MUST GO! BUY ONE BATTALION AND BE GETTING ONE FREE.
OH, MY HIP: YES, IS TRUTH! MI-8 HELICOPTERS ON SALE NOW! 60% OFF ALL MI-8 HELICOPTERS
THESE NUGGETS ARE MOIST: DA! DA! DDAAAAA! MOSIN RIFLE OF THREE LINES, YEAR OF 1891 AND RE ARSENAL OF 1930 RIFLES, ISED-IN-BOX! AT ONLY $3 PER RIFLE, A SUREFIRE WAY TO ARM YOUR MINUTE MEN WITH THE TRUE UTILITY MANS RIFLE. AND WHEN OF NOT HAVING NEED FOR RIFLE? USE RIFLE TO OF MAKING UTILITY POLE.
I'm drunk
Spreewerke wrote:Puzikas wrote:I AM OF EXPORT DEALINGS.
IF YOU ARE NATION IN NEED KF RENT-A-MILITARY, NOT OF WORRY: YOU CALL KIRILLS SHACK OF KILL.
BUT RUSIAN MAN, YOU SAY.
WHAT IS KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL?
I AM TELL YOU FRIEND!
HERE AT KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL WE SELL ALL DEVICES AND MANNER OF TO MAKE ENEMY DEATH.
"HOW IS SO?!"
WELL I TELL YOU.
DUE TO MANUFACTURING OF STATE MIXUP, I HAVE BECOME OVERSTOCKED WITH ALL THINGS YOUR NATION IS NEEDING TO MAKE THE INVADING OF SILLY AFRICAN NATION OF CHAD.(Image)CHAD, NOT EVEN OF ONCEINGSWE HAVE ALL WEAPONS TO MAKE SUITINGS OF YOUR MILITARY NEEDS: AM SELLING ARMORED FIGHTING VEHICLES, ARMORED PERSONEL CARRIERS, MAIN TANKS OF BATTLINGS, TANKS THAT ARE CAN MAKE OF SWIMINGS, AIRFRAFT OF FIGHTING, OF ATTACK, OF INTERCEPT, OF BOMBINGS. AM SELL ROTOR WING AIRCRAFT OF MUCH ABILITY. AM SELLING SMALL ARMS AND ARTILLERY FOR MAKE ENEMY NO LONGER OF ATHEIST WHILE IN HOLE OF FOX, TOO.
THAT IS OF RIGHT, KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL IS OPEN 7 FAYS A WEEK, 23 HOUR OF DAY.
"BUT MR. MAN OF KILL", YOU DAY, "WHY ONLY 23?"
BECAUSE STATE IS OF SAYING SO.
CAPITALIST SPECIALS FOR HOLIDAYS:
BLOWOUT (THE ENEMY) SALE: OBYEKT 765 SP4, OF MUCH FIGHT. MAKE MANY ENEMY QUAKE IN BOOTS, NOW, LIMITED TIMES, BUY TWO AT SALE PRICEINGS OF 65% OFF ORIGINALS, GETTING ONE OF FREE.
WHAT SMELLS LIKE FISH(BED) SALE: THAT IS RIGHT, MIGHTY BED OF FISH MIKOYAN-GUREVICH, MODEL 21 IS NOW ON CLEARANCE. 50% OFF, MAKE BUYINGS OF ONE SQUADRON AND BE GETTING ANOTHER ONE 75% OFF.
I CAN DRIVE (T)-55: ALL T-55 TANKS MUST GO! BUY ONE BATTALION AND BE GETTING ONE FREE.
OH, MY HIP: YES, IS TRUTH! MI-8 HELICOPTERS ON SALE NOW! 60% OFF ALL MI-8 HELICOPTERS
THESE NUGGETS ARE MOIST: DA! DA! DDAAAAA! MOSIN RIFLE OF THREE LINES, YEAR OF 1891 AND RE ARSENAL OF 1930 RIFLES, ISED-IN-BOX! AT ONLY $3 PER RIFLE, A SUREFIRE WAY TO ARM YOUR MINUTE MEN WITH THE TRUE UTILITY MANS RIFLE. AND WHEN OF NOT HAVING NEED FOR RIFLE? USE RIFLE TO OF MAKING UTILITY POLE.
I'm drunk
COMRADE. ARE OF APPARENT HAVE BEEN INTO WISH OF ARMING FRIENDLY STATINGS. AS OF SUCH, SPREEWERKING GOVERNMENTAL IS OF CONTRACT TO FIREARM MANUFACTURE FACTORIES WITHIN OF SPREEWERKE. IS OF DECIDE THAT ARE BEANS OF COOLEST BECAUSE OF INTO PUZAK GOVERNMENTAL. INTRODUCTIONING, PRESENT-GRADES OF HANDGUN MODEL OF SA-93 OF GLORIOUS. IS HAVE BEEN OF CUSTOMIZE TO PERSONAL LIKINGS OF GOVERNMENT OFFICIALLY, AND ARE OF SLIDE LENGTH OF MUCH LENGTH, MUCH LIKE PENIS OF SPREEWERKIAN PROLETARIAT.
CONGRATULATE, COMRADE. IS OF GLORIOUS.
by Wisconsin9 » Thu Dec 19, 2013 7:57 pm
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Puzikas wrote:I AM OF EXPORT DEALINGS.
IF YOU ARE NATION IN NEED KF RENT-A-MILITARY, NOT OF WORRY: YOU CALL KIRILLS SHACK OF KILL.
BUT RUSIAN MAN, YOU SAY.
WHAT IS KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL?
I AM TELL YOU FRIEND!
HERE AT KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL WE SELL ALL DEVICES AND MANNER OF TO MAKE ENEMY DEATH.
"HOW IS SO?!"
WELL I TELL YOU.
DUE TO MANUFACTURING OF STATE MIXUP, I HAVE BECOME OVERSTOCKED WITH ALL THINGS YOUR NATION IS NEEDING TO MAKE THE INVADING OF SILLY AFRICAN NATION OF CHAD.(Image)CHAD, NOT EVEN OF ONCEINGSWE HAVE ALL WEAPONS TO MAKE SUITINGS OF YOUR MILITARY NEEDS: AM SELLING ARMORED FIGHTING VEHICLES, ARMORED PERSONEL CARRIERS, MAIN TANKS OF BATTLINGS, TANKS THAT ARE CAN MAKE OF SWIMINGS, AIRFRAFT OF FIGHTING, OF ATTACK, OF INTERCEPT, OF BOMBINGS. AM SELL ROTOR WING AIRCRAFT OF MUCH ABILITY. AM SELLING SMALL ARMS AND ARTILLERY FOR MAKE ENEMY NO LONGER OF ATHEIST WHILE IN HOLE OF FOX, TOO.
THAT IS OF RIGHT, KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL IS OPEN 7 FAYS A WEEK, 23 HOUR OF DAY.
"BUT MR. MAN OF KILL", YOU DAY, "WHY ONLY 23?"
BECAUSE STATE IS OF SAYING SO.
CAPITALIST SPECIALS FOR HOLIDAYS:
BLOWOUT (THE ENEMY) SALE: OBYEKT 765 SP4, OF MUCH FIGHT. MAKE MANY ENEMY QUAKE IN BOOTS, NOW, LIMITED TIMES, BUY TWO AT SALE PRICEINGS OF 65% OFF ORIGINALS, GETTING ONE OF FREE.
WHAT SMELLS LIKE FISH(BED) SALE: THAT IS RIGHT, MIGHTY BED OF FISH MIKOYAN-GUREVICH, MODEL 21 IS NOW ON CLEARANCE. 50% OFF, MAKE BUYINGS OF ONE SQUADRON AND BE GETTING ANOTHER ONE 75% OFF.
I CAN DRIVE (T)-55: ALL T-55 TANKS MUST GO! BUY ONE BATTALION AND BE GETTING ONE FREE.
OH, MY HIP: YES, IS TRUTH! MI-8 HELICOPTERS ON SALE NOW! 60% OFF ALL MI-8 HELICOPTERS
THESE NUGGETS ARE MOIST: DA! DA! DDAAAAA! MOSIN RIFLE OF THREE LINES, YEAR OF 1891 AND RE ARSENAL OF 1930 RIFLES, ISED-IN-BOX! AT ONLY $3 PER RIFLE, A SUREFIRE WAY TO ARM YOUR MINUTE MEN WITH THE TRUE UTILITY MANS RIFLE. AND WHEN OF NOT HAVING NEED FOR RIFLE? USE RIFLE TO OF MAKING UTILITY POLE.
I'm drunkSpreewerke wrote:
COMRADE. ARE OF APPARENT HAVE BEEN INTO WISH OF ARMING FRIENDLY STATINGS. AS OF SUCH, SPREEWERKING GOVERNMENTAL IS OF CONTRACT TO FIREARM MANUFACTURE FACTORIES WITHIN OF SPREEWERKE. IS OF DECIDE THAT ARE BEANS OF COOLEST BECAUSE OF INTO PUZAK GOVERNMENTAL. INTRODUCTIONING, PRESENT-GRADES OF HANDGUN MODEL OF SA-93 OF GLORIOUS. IS HAVE BEEN OF CUSTOMIZE TO PERSONAL LIKINGS OF GOVERNMENT OFFICIALLY, AND ARE OF SLIDE LENGTH OF MUCH LENGTH, MUCH LIKE PENIS OF SPREEWERKIAN PROLETARIAT.
CONGRATULATE, COMRADE. IS OF GLORIOUS.
by San » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:23 pm
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Puzikas wrote:I AM OF EXPORT DEALINGS.
IF YOU ARE NATION IN NEED KF RENT-A-MILITARY, NOT OF WORRY: YOU CALL KIRILLS SHACK OF KILL.
BUT RUSIAN MAN, YOU SAY.
WHAT IS KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL?
I AM TELL YOU FRIEND!
HERE AT KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL WE SELL ALL DEVICES AND MANNER OF TO MAKE ENEMY DEATH.
"HOW IS SO?!"
WELL I TELL YOU.
DUE TO MANUFACTURING OF STATE MIXUP, I HAVE BECOME OVERSTOCKED WITH ALL THINGS YOUR NATION IS NEEDING TO MAKE THE INVADING OF SILLY AFRICAN NATION OF CHAD.(Image)CHAD, NOT EVEN OF ONCEINGSWE HAVE ALL WEAPONS TO MAKE SUITINGS OF YOUR MILITARY NEEDS: AM SELLING ARMORED FIGHTING VEHICLES, ARMORED PERSONEL CARRIERS, MAIN TANKS OF BATTLINGS, TANKS THAT ARE CAN MAKE OF SWIMINGS, AIRFRAFT OF FIGHTING, OF ATTACK, OF INTERCEPT, OF BOMBINGS. AM SELL ROTOR WING AIRCRAFT OF MUCH ABILITY. AM SELLING SMALL ARMS AND ARTILLERY FOR MAKE ENEMY NO LONGER OF ATHEIST WHILE IN HOLE OF FOX, TOO.
THAT IS OF RIGHT, KIRILLS HOUSE OF KILL IS OPEN 7 FAYS A WEEK, 23 HOUR OF DAY.
"BUT MR. MAN OF KILL", YOU DAY, "WHY ONLY 23?"
BECAUSE STATE IS OF SAYING SO.
CAPITALIST SPECIALS FOR HOLIDAYS:
BLOWOUT (THE ENEMY) SALE: OBYEKT 765 SP4, OF MUCH FIGHT. MAKE MANY ENEMY QUAKE IN BOOTS, NOW, LIMITED TIMES, BUY TWO AT SALE PRICEINGS OF 65% OFF ORIGINALS, GETTING ONE OF FREE.
WHAT SMELLS LIKE FISH(BED) SALE: THAT IS RIGHT, MIGHTY BED OF FISH MIKOYAN-GUREVICH, MODEL 21 IS NOW ON CLEARANCE. 50% OFF, MAKE BUYINGS OF ONE SQUADRON AND BE GETTING ANOTHER ONE 75% OFF.
I CAN DRIVE (T)-55: ALL T-55 TANKS MUST GO! BUY ONE BATTALION AND BE GETTING ONE FREE.
OH, MY HIP: YES, IS TRUTH! MI-8 HELICOPTERS ON SALE NOW! 60% OFF ALL MI-8 HELICOPTERS
THESE NUGGETS ARE MOIST: DA! DA! DDAAAAA! MOSIN RIFLE OF THREE LINES, YEAR OF 1891 AND RE ARSENAL OF 1930 RIFLES, ISED-IN-BOX! AT ONLY $3 PER RIFLE, A SUREFIRE WAY TO ARM YOUR MINUTE MEN WITH THE TRUE UTILITY MANS RIFLE. AND WHEN OF NOT HAVING NEED FOR RIFLE? USE RIFLE TO OF MAKING UTILITY POLE.
I'm drunkSpreewerke wrote:
COMRADE. ARE OF APPARENT HAVE BEEN INTO WISH OF ARMING FRIENDLY STATINGS. AS OF SUCH, SPREEWERKING GOVERNMENTAL IS OF CONTRACT TO FIREARM MANUFACTURE FACTORIES WITHIN OF SPREEWERKE. IS OF DECIDE THAT ARE BEANS OF COOLEST BECAUSE OF INTO PUZAK GOVERNMENTAL. INTRODUCTIONING, PRESENT-GRADES OF HANDGUN MODEL OF SA-93 OF GLORIOUS. IS HAVE BEEN OF CUSTOMIZE TO PERSONAL LIKINGS OF GOVERNMENT OFFICIALLY, AND ARE OF SLIDE LENGTH OF MUCH LENGTH, MUCH LIKE PENIS OF SPREEWERKIAN PROLETARIAT.
CONGRATULATE, COMRADE. IS OF GLORIOUS.
by Ruridova » Thu Dec 19, 2013 8:43 pm
by Grenartia » Thu Dec 19, 2013 10:41 pm
by Immoren » Thu Dec 19, 2013 11:50 pm
Tekania wrote:Dyakovo wrote:True...
*heads out to find 60W LEDs*
Neighbor: Hey what is with that damn light you have on that tower? It's so bright at night!
Homeowner: It's a lighthouse light.... it wards ships away.
Neighbor: But we're 200 miles from the ocean, there are no ships!
Homeowner: See, it works!
discoursedrome wrote:everyone knows that quote, "I know not what weapons World War Three will be fought, but World War Four will be fought with sticks and stones," but in a way it's optimistic and inspiring because it suggests that even after destroying civilization and returning to the stone age we'll still be sufficiently globalized and bellicose to have another world war right then and there
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