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Postby Minoriteeburg » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:32 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:Hey! Why haven't I been quoted yet?


I'll drink to that.


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Postby Sucrati » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:35 pm

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Because people will find anything to sue a major corporation or other entity for a massive profit because they were ignorant or made the mistake of spilling hot water or another hot beverage on themselves, an example was when a little old lady spilled coffee on her lap, the cup didn't say that the coffee was hot, so she sued... and won!


Wow, I have a quote in HERE, in all seriousness I didn't even intend to make it funny or anything.

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Postby The FTR » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:41 pm

No problem. I'm just here to remind you it could always be worse. You could be me. IRL, life is great for me. On NS, I'm...
Meanwhile, I wait for a good quotable post to come up.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:55 pm

Sucrati wrote:
The FTR wrote:


Wow, I have a quote in HERE, in all seriousness I didn't even intend to make it funny or anything.



Those are always the best kinds of quotes.
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:16 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Sucrati wrote:
Wow, I have a quote in HERE, in all seriousness I didn't even intend to make it funny or anything.



Those are always the best kinds of quotes.


I'm still surprised that my quote about Geniasis made it to this thread.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:17 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Those are always the best kinds of quotes.


I'm still surprised that my quote about Geniasis made it to this thread.


I am suprised that any quotes by me make it here.

And they are all from when I am really drunk.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:01 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
I'm still surprised that my quote about Geniasis made it to this thread.


I am suprised that any quotes by me make it here.

And they are all from when I am really drunk.


So... constantly?
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:05 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I am suprised that any quotes by me make it here.

And they are all from when I am really drunk.


So... constantly?



Well when I am not working ( which is rare these days). I do have 3 jobs and work about 60-70 hrs a week.
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Postby Olthar » Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:45 pm

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Postby The FTR » Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:19 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Applesauce.

>.>
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Goes great with Mac N Cheese.

Found this from not too long ago.
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Postby Iterium » Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:21 am

Snot Sniper wrote:
Maryginia wrote:Get them so mad that they say "F--- you" to which you reply "how hard?" That or you say if a pie had cheese on it would it be Gouda or Provolone? they get so confused it's very funny.


Thesis: "Homosexuals have hijacked the agenda of marriage reform with their personal interests which don't matter to most people"
Maryginia: "If a pie had cheese on it -"
Interjection: "Is this an analogy? You know that's a fallacious method of argument."
Maryginia: "But if this pie had cheese on it, would it be Gouda or Provolone?"
Thesis restated: "Both. With red herrings. Marriage law is in dire need of reform, and NOT just for homosexuals"
Maryginia: "So you know nothing about pies?"
Thesis proof: "I'll let you marry a pie, when you let me marry my two older sisters"
Maryginia: "Fuck you."
Thesis re-proof: "There you go with the homosexual agenda again"


just had to do it :)
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Iterium wrote:lemme guess, they tried to teach you that it isnt sanitary to beat your neighbor with a raw chicken.

i never got that rule personally.


You're meant to beat them with a whisk, silly. Till they're soft, fluffy and they've stopped twitching.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:26 am

Iterium wrote:
Snot Sniper wrote:
Thesis: "Homosexuals have hijacked the agenda of marriage reform with their personal interests which don't matter to most people"
Maryginia: "If a pie had cheese on it -"
Interjection: "Is this an analogy? You know that's a fallacious method of argument."
Maryginia: "But if this pie had cheese on it, would it be Gouda or Provolone?"
Thesis restated: "Both. With red herrings. Marriage law is in dire need of reform, and NOT just for homosexuals"
Maryginia: "So you know nothing about pies?"
Thesis proof: "I'll let you marry a pie, when you let me marry my two older sisters"
Maryginia: "Fuck you."
Thesis re-proof: "There you go with the homosexual agenda again"


just had to do it :)


Wait, was that incest? No we shouldn't legalize incest!
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Postby Sucrati » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:28 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Iterium wrote:
just had to do it :)


Wait, was that incest? No we shouldn't legalize incest!


WARNING THE BELOW OPINION ON A SUBJECT RELEVANT TO A DISCUSSION MAY BE SARCASM, READ AT OWN RISK!

From the point of a moral conservative...

You let them homosexuals get married then...

People will marry their relatives
People will marry their pets (animals, not BDSM)
People will marry inanimate objects
People will marry nonexistent beings
People will marry themselves

...

PROFIT!
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Postby Olthar » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:30 am

Sucrati wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wait, was that incest? No we shouldn't legalize incest!


From the point of a moral conservative...

You let them homosexuals get married then...

People will marry their relatives
People will marry their pets (animals, not BDSM)
People will marry inanimate objects
People will marry nonexistent beings
People will marry themselves

...

PROFIT!

But what if I want to marry a non-existent being to get all the legal benefits of being married without having to actually marry anyone? It's win-win.
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Postby Sucrati » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:37 am

Olthar wrote:
Sucrati wrote:
From the point of a moral conservative...

You let them homosexuals get married then...

People will marry their relatives
People will marry their pets (animals, not BDSM)
People will marry inanimate objects
People will marry nonexistent beings
People will marry themselves

...

PROFIT!

But what if I want to marry a non-existent being to get all the legal benefits of being married without having to actually marry anyone? It's win-win.


Not to mention the lack of legal fees associated with 'marriage' or divorce, yes, it is a win-win, did I forget the lack of nagging?
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Postby Iterium » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:39 am

Sucrati wrote:
Olthar wrote:But what if I want to marry a non-existent being to get all the legal benefits of being married without having to actually marry anyone? It's win-win.


Not to mention the lack of legal fees associated with 'marriage' or divorce, yes, it is a win-win, did I forget the lack of nagging?

If your on NSG, you will never be free of nagging!
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Iterium wrote:lemme guess, they tried to teach you that it isnt sanitary to beat your neighbor with a raw chicken.

i never got that rule personally.


You're meant to beat them with a whisk, silly. Till they're soft, fluffy and they've stopped twitching.
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Postby Sucrati » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:41 am

Iterium wrote:
Sucrati wrote:
Not to mention the lack of legal fees associated with 'marriage' or divorce, yes, it is a win-win, did I forget the lack of nagging?

If your on NSG, you will never be free of nagging!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:


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Postby Iterium » Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:42 am

Sucrati wrote:
Iterium wrote:If your on NSG, you will never be free of nagging!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:


As Ron Wesley Puts it: Bother Bother Bother!

I knew id get a quote on here eventually :twisted:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Iterium wrote:lemme guess, they tried to teach you that it isnt sanitary to beat your neighbor with a raw chicken.

i never got that rule personally.


You're meant to beat them with a whisk, silly. Till they're soft, fluffy and they've stopped twitching.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:01 am

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Postby The FTR » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:03 am

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:12 am

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Charlotte Ryberg wrote:Stewart and Colbert need to form their own network to take on Fox.

Why make the effort when they can each get Fox's underpants in a bunch with a half-hour show four times a week?

Work smarter, not harder.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:16 am

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