Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Len Hyet]

http://www.northkoreatech.org/2013/12/13/full-text-of-kcna-announcement-on-execution-of-jang/

It simply must be read in full.

The announcement appears to have been somthing Stalin wrote while high on crystal meth edited by a four year old with a fondness for repetitive phrases.

I giggled

[Anollasia]

From the ''Santa Claus should be white'' thread:

We should represent all cultural figures as robots. So as to amuse me, and avoid offending anyone else.

Seems legit. XD

[Kouralia]

Unfortunately, Serbian and Greek irredentism doesn't agree with Albania. They just chew it up and spit it out. This picture will help to explain how I feel:

Thank you. With that image, I now completely understand how you feel, because that image was so clear and helpful.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

On a discussion about FT rps.

And they don't get into fun stuff fast enough.

They're not exactly Faster Than Light

[Vaxon]

Some that made me giggle about religion...

If god doesn't exist, then why does a tissue pop up every time you take the old one out of the box?

depends on what you believe

The existence of something does not depend upon what one believes. Something either is, or is not. If a thing is, those who believe it is not are simply wrong, and those who believe it is are right; if a thing is not, those who believe it is are simply wrong, and those who believe it is not are right.

[Wytenigistan]

The customer is not always right sometimes they can be a bitch.

[Anollasia]

You're just Stalin for time?

Its a bad joke, I know.

I'm doing it well, you know, because I got good Marx in art in school.

[Thafoo]

I'm doing it well, you know, because I got good Marx in art in school.

*bows* Thank you, Anollasia, dear.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

At Elfen High, we worldbuild constantly. Among the things we discuss are politics, religion, military, economics and magical laxatives and the market for them.

Look, especially with modern Western toilets, shitting is a hassle. It's just not biologically good for you.

Now, imagine something which you can take which will take away the health side effects of that as well as not make it such a bloody painful process. People would actually take that, once the shame erodes. Also, I'd like it if I just sit and be done with my work in a few seconds. It'd save time out of my day, especially with my old ass hopping off to the pot three or four times a day.

People would buy this, I'm telling you. Capitalism's a great thing.

Are we discussing the difficulty of shitting now?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Ketchup gas next.

Let me assure you, he doesn't relish having to use it. And it mayo may not be effective. But it's worth a fry.

[Damanucus]

So, the thread "Find an excuse NOT to invade the nation above" has generated a few...interesting excuses. (And this is just from the last page!) For example, Tourkia:

Their flag is blue and you can't invade a country with a blue flag.

Lianhua:

Because it's Lianhua. 'Nuff said.

Altita Asmoro:

They invented polka. We respect that.

Kyprios:

They are poor, it seems.

...Wait a minute...

[DesAnges]

From the RMB:

Oh, it won't be my money. I'll try flashing NASA, first.

I've found that mooning works better.

[Coffee Cakes]

Reppy ftw!

-trigger happy-

WHOOHOO! I'm part of the problem at last!

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

Would not the same apply to your economic view, whatever it may be? Seriously though, do you have a case of Rush Limbaugh syndrome? You are always so hateful and angry to anyone who does not share your beliefs.

I don't hate anybody, just their belief systems. This is a debate forum and I'll be incredibly hateful toward ideologies I don't like.

Also, the same doesn't apply to mine because mine's right. Let's debate about it some time.

Wow.... It must be nice to always be right.

[Tel]

I don't hate anybody, just their belief systems. This is a debate forum and I'll be incredibly hateful toward ideologies I don't like.

Also, the same doesn't apply to mine because mine's right. Let's debate about it some time.

Wow.... It must be nice to always be right.

Almost too good to be true...

[Marcurix]

Postby Luveria » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:55 pm

Orcoa wrote:




.........

God damn it is this really what NSG has come to?

Don't you like easy-mode enabled?

This one made me laugh.

[Arglorand]

Yes, those greedy Africans are depriving the corporations of their property. It's not like the majority of resources in third world countries are owned by foreign entities or anything

We can't stop here. This is hippo country.

[Grenartia]

We can't stop here. This is hippo country.

Dear gods, that is so meme-worthy.

[Constaniana]

You guys give away blowjobs like Santa gives away presents.

Context starts here.

[Individuality-ness]

Dear gods, that is so meme-worthy.

[Damanucus]

Postby Luveria » Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:55 pm





Don't you like easy-mode enabled?

This one made me laugh.

Any chance we could have some context with this?

[Grenartia]

This one made me laugh.

Any chance we could have some context with this?

Preferably links of some sort.

[Marcurix]

Any chance we could have some context with this?

Preferably links of some sort.

ah right,

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=275349&p=17914858&hilit=easy+mode#p17914858

[The Republic of Lanos]

Just one of Terra Firma's means of decision making.

I personally like the second option more,and I'm sure you like the second option more. There, there, who's a good dictator? You are! That's right! You are! *slips a twenty*

[Conservative Conservationists]

We can't stop here. This is hippo country.

Hippos are the deadliest animal in Africa. Before it becomes a meme, I would at least like to know that guy survived as the Hippo could potentially run faster and is much much much heavier.