L Ron Cupboard wrote:Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You refused me free tacos. Prepare to die.
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by Risottia » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:35 am
L Ron Cupboard wrote:Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You refused me free tacos. Prepare to die.
by Stattr » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:19 pm
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.
by Dakran » Wed Dec 11, 2013 12:21 pm
Ermarian wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Homosexuality-is-criminal-offence-Supreme-Court-rules/articleshow/27208873.cms
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-25329065
I'll start off with cunts.
(That's a bit unfair to cunts, because those are pretty cool as genital organs go.)
Baltenstein wrote:Source:
The Turkish minister of Turkishness, Öztürk Türkuglu.
by Warped Aggression » Wed Dec 11, 2013 1:03 pm
by Phocidaea » Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:17 pm
Death Metal wrote:In five years time, Miley Cyrus will be remembered as that chick who turned lesbians straight.
by Wisconsin9 » Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:17 pm
by Soldati Senza Confini » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:22 pm
Tekania wrote:Welcome to NSG, where informed opinions get to bump-heads with ignorant ideology under the pretense of an equal footing.
by Saveyou Island » Wed Dec 11, 2013 9:23 pm
by Aeken » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:19 pm
Lianhua wrote:Beiluxia wrote: Lian! Darn high-tech toilets.Aeken wrote:I wish I had a toilet like that.Luxew wrote:"Hatakeyama-san, it is most depressing that I have to report that the toilet didn't play music!"
First World Problems, Japan Issue #43.New haven america wrote:Stupid fancy asian Toilets. >_>
You all underestimate the importance of music on our toilets. Sometimes when we have to go number 2, there are sounds that go along with the sinning; can't be bothered with that. The music drowns it out. In hindsight, the seat was still warm and the sprinklers still worked but still - the music.Maeda, you snooty little shit. We're not paying you to be sitting your bum off all day. Get in there and fix that @$%#@%#$^@^ toilet so I can hear music when I shit.
xoxo,
Operations Dept.
by The Republic of Lanos » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:46 pm
Tel wrote:"So, what are you in for?"
"Six counts of rape."
"Damn. It true?"
"...Yeah."
...
"...What are you in here for?"
"Sold drugs."
"What kind?"
"Meth."
"Huh."
...
"Who's the new guy? What're you in for?"
"I tried to hold up a taco joint."
"...Did you make any money?"
"No, I did not get any tacos. And the cops took my sword."
"...I like this guy."
by Cannot think of a name » Wed Dec 11, 2013 10:55 pm
Uitbregen wrote:The Klishi Islands wrote:..The main point is that if the two were to join in a literal merger of countries, Canada's vast untapped resources and swathes of land would be protected from foreign interference by the world's largest military...
But who will the World's Largest military be protecting the land & resources from? The Inuits? The Polar Bears? National Geographic Cameramen?
by Damanucus » Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:06 am
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by Len Hyet » Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:36 am
Grenartia wrote:Does anybody want to see a pic of the deactivated grenade that almost caused me to be cavity searched last year at school?
by Grenartia » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:38 am
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by Dakran » Thu Dec 12, 2013 1:32 pm
Baltenstein wrote:Source:
The Turkish minister of Turkishness, Öztürk Türkuglu.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Dec 13, 2013 12:58 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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