Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Immoren]

Something like this.

Tread is tank!

I didn't find the discussion after that point amusing, so I backtracked.

[The Union of Sjaelland and Fyn]

Ah the World Assembly, 99% of all bills passed can all be retorted by the first posted response on that forum:

"But... Why?"

Fellow nations, this is not the dictator speakin, but the RPer behind all the mayhem in Pushkinskaya right now, I just want to ask all of you what do you think about the RP and would like to know if you guys think im taking things too fast and also about my use of images in the posts, im full of ideas and I just keep pumpin news from these bleeding lands but if you guys want some time to react to all of it please let me know

As long as the images are not too graphic I am all for the use of images in posts. Visual aids can be nice, as opposed to Visual AIDS.

[Risottia]

I am a source. Nobody's theory is more qualified than mine just because they have a title attached to their name. I am a thinker not just somebody who repeats the popular opinion on things. My theory makes sense and has evidence like with the toys. What I got wasn't super obvious like a sequel to a game.

And the best part is that he claims he's a source for Santa's existance. Talk about narcissism.

[Big Jim P]

This:

See, there's the problem with affirmative action.
You see racial groups, I see people.

Which is the racist position?

Yours. By far.

Followed immediately by this:

So it's sexist as well.

If the word means the exact opposite of what it means, of course.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Tread is tank!

I didn't find the discussion after that point amusing, so I backtracked.

No pun intended.

[Immoren]

You have to admit though, it was pretty cool.

"I'm a tank! I'm a tank!
"I'm a commie-hating tank!
"Fighters crashed, ships sank!
"When they saw that I'm a tank!"

[The Empire of Pretantia]

"I'm a tank! I'm a tank!
"I'm a commie-hating tank!
"Fighters crashed, ships sank!
"When they saw that I'm a tank!"

OK, now you just think I'm some big joke.

[Immoren]

OK, now you just think I'm some big joke.

So you don't like your posts being "immortalized" here?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

OK, now you just think I'm some big joke.

So you don't like your posts being "immortalized" here?

This is the internet. Whatever happens here stays here.

ARE YOU... JESUS? DID YOU NAIL EVE? WHAT ABOUT LILITH? DID YOU EVER MAKE IT INTO HEAVEN? DID YOU ESCAPE THE WHALE? HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU COME BACK FROM THE DEAD?

Fucked Jesus, fucked Eve, fucked Lilith, fucked all of Heaven, fucked the whale (more of a big fish, really) and fucked the dead.

These are the things the Bible had to censor.

[Natair]

Also very damaging to find out that people (or a person) you trusted your entire childhood were constantly lying to you.

It sets a bad example to children. They may grow up to become adultering adults, because after all, their parents taught them it's okay to tell a lie if it makes someone happy.

Also

Is there a coloured bus stop? Maybe there should be.

[Shofercia]

And when my kids ask "is Santa a real man?" I'll simply respond with "what do you think?" and let them develop their imaginative process.

Reminds me of a year or two back visiting my cousin and her two young daughters in May. The lot of us went out to dinner, and while we're waiting to be seated, an elderly couple comes in. The old man was quite literally a picture-perfect stereotypical Santa sans the red suit- slightly heavyset, truly magnificent pure white beard and mustache, even his body language gave off that sort of merry vibe. My cousin's two little girls kept trying to glance at him without looking like they're staring. You could literally read it clear as day on both their faces, "Is that Santa?! In May?! In Colorado?!"

The kicker? Right as my cousin was about to admonish her clearly intrigued kids not to bother the gentleman, he walks over and asks them if they've been good children since Christmas. Of course, the kids both swear that they've been very, very good. He grins and asks if their mom can confirm that they've been good. Upon my cousin confirming it, he gives the girls each a candy cane and reminds them to listen to their mother, and before he walks back over to his wife, winks and tells them that he's on vacation and that it's their secret. His wife has the happiest smile throughout the exchange, and the kids' faces just light up like you would not believe.

Of course, rationally, I know that sweet old man was most likely a surprisingly jolly retiree who plays Santa at local events during the holidays and prefers to grow his facial hair out; but damn if that moment of serendipity wasn't one of those 'magic is real' sort of moments. And of course, the kids' imaginations ran wild from there- if Santa was on vacation, did the reindeer get a vacation too? And the elves, they probably go to Florida or someplace warm for their vacations! And WOW, that's how Santa knows if you've been bad or good- he asks your parents! OMG MOM WORKS FOR SANTA... SHE AND DAD EMAIL SANTA!

The oldest has since figured out that Santa isn't real, but she still lights up when you ask her about the time she met Santa in May. So, ultimately, based on my experiences, I'd have to go with "The Santa myth doesn't hurt anybody."

[The Republic of Lanos]

Unless "eggnog" is some sort of new pony slang I'm unfamiliar with (and given how fandoms are, I am terrified of what it could be slang for), perhaps we could talk a little less about eggnog and more, about, y'know, ponies?

Specifically:
"(and given how fandoms are, I am terrified of what it could be slang for)"

[Reploid Productions]

Goddamn, twice in one day!

[The Republic of Lanos]

Goddamn, twice in one day!

Stop posting epic or we'd find a third, breaking a record.

[Yumyumsuppertime]

Goddamn, twice in one day!

Not only that, but one under "awesome", the other under "funny".

[The Serbian Empire]

On the quality of an OP's topic on Child Protective Services Taking a Child Out of the Womb.

The OP looks like it was cobbled together by a chimp throwing around bowls of alphabet soup. It was physically painful to read.

Anyways, I'm sure there's more to this story, so I'm not going to form an opinion yet.

The imagery was too good for me to pass up.

[Floating mountain]

Wow... Is she made of Lithium and Argon, Because she is a LiAr.
Sorry for being a Samarium, Argon, Tellurium, Arsenic, and Sulfur. SmArTe AsS.

[German Shepherds]

*Searches thread with own name*
*nothing comes up*
*cry*
*finds funny quote*

EDIT: Fixed

1. Toxic in air isn't going to kill people directlly.
2. Tax supporting environment are useless, we can live without it.

[Luveria]

*Searches thread with own name*
*nothing comes up*
*cry*
*finds funny quote*

This one is pretty funny:
viewtopic.php?f=20&t=272565&p=17671491#p17671491

*facepalm*

[German Shepherds]

*Searches thread with own name*
*nothing comes up*
*cry*
*finds funny quote*

This one is pretty funny:
viewtopic.php?f=20&t=272565&p=17671491#p17671491

*facepalm*

I did the wrong quote didn't I.

[Thafoo]

*Searches thread with own name*
*nothing comes up*
*cry*
*finds funny quote*

This one is pretty funny:
viewtopic.php?f=20&t=272565&p=17671491#p17671491

That's as funny as my foot, which isn't particularly remarkable in any way.

[Lydenburg]

*Searches thread with own name*
*nothing comes up*
*cry*
*finds funny quote*

This one is pretty funny:
viewtopic.php?f=20&t=272565&p=17671491#p17671491

[Ainin]

*Searches thread with own name*
*nothing comes up*
*cry*
*finds funny quote*

This one is pretty funny:
viewtopic.php?f=20&t=272565&p=17671491#p17671491

How is that funny?

[Cannot think of a name]

*Searches thread with own name*
*nothing comes up*
*cry*
*finds funny quote*

This one is pretty funny:
viewtopic.php?f=20&t=272565&p=17671491#p17671491

That's as funny as my foot, which isn't particularly remarkable in any way.

I wish you had mentioned that before I had set up this shrine and institute of study to your foot.

[Thafoo]

That's as funny as my foot, which isn't particularly remarkable in any way.

I wish you had mentioned that before I had set up this shrine and institute of study to your foot.

I suppose you could dissect it and label all the parts while I scream in agony. That would be pretty neat. It would also be swell, but in the sense of how when pain receptors are active the body causes the area to inflamed. So, swell.