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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:08 pm

This was from the thread about aliens in London:

-St George wrote:
Oterro wrote:You know what, I haven't seen Georgism post for a while.

Where does Georgism live?

London.

We are through the looking glass, people.

Georgism is currently in my basement.

Sorry about the confusion.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:40 pm

Bafuria wrote:Don't borrow your brother's razor without asking him first.

There's hair on other places than your face y'know. :unsure:
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:25 pm

The FTR wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:No, Tom Cruise has always sucked, and also, he's a bad actor...oooohhhh snap, no I didn't.



Well he does portray the same character in every film (well maybe besides tropic thunder).
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:39 pm

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
It's all I need now. *sigh*

Just don't take my Japanese kerchief collection. Cremate me with it.


*steals* :twisted: Estate taxed!
Last edited by Minoriteeburg on Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:39 pm, edited 1 time in total.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME
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Lucent Dawn
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Founded: May 02, 2011
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Postby Lucent Dawn » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:18 am

Norstal wrote:
The non ignorant wrote:Yes you are ETERNALLY damed for comitting suicide, once you go to the lake of fire thats it your stuck there for eternity in never ending pain.

Hell is Hawaii?

Damn dude, Imma make as much sin as I can.
Economic Leftist: 93% | Anarchist: 84% | Anti-Militarist: 100% | Socio-Cultural Liberal: 98% | Civil Libertarian: 80%
My Political Compass: Economic Left/Right: -8.50 | Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.26
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Norstal
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Postby Norstal » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:39 am

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:That my sleeping cycle has been thoroughly messed up. I'm going to be screwed when I get back home.


TMI, Nana-chan. TMI.
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★


New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.


IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10


NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.



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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:50 am

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
No man has ever been more screwed than when he utters the words "I Do".


Reminds me of the old definition for 'alimony': "The screwing you get for the screwing you got".
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:51 am

Norstal wrote:
Christian Democrats wrote:I'm not sure about other religions, but google "Catholic bioethics" . . . 1,220,000 results.

"Jump off a cliff" has yielded 5,740,000 results. Clearly, suicide is better than Catholic bioethics.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:43 am

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:No longer do we need open barrels of nuclear waste to make superheroes. Now we just need a Japanese person to piss on someone. At least now superhero origins will comply with OSHA.


NSG, I am disappoint. :|
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Seleucas
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Postby Seleucas » Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:09 am

I have a quote by Tokyoni in my sig, which I think sums up my own views on Obama's foreign policy.
Like an unscrupulous boyfriend, Obama lies about pulling out after fucking you.
-Tokyoni

The State never intentionally confronts a man's sense, intellectual or moral, but only his body, his senses. It is not armed with superior wit or honesty, but with superior physical strength. I was not born to be forced.
- Henry David Thoreau

Oh please. Those people should grow up. The South will NOT rise again.

The Union will instead, fall.
-Distruzio

Dealing with a banking crisis was difficult enough, but at least there were public-sector balance sheets on to which the problems could be moved. Once you move into sovereign debt, there is no answer; there’s no backstop.
-Mervyn King, Governor of the Bank of England

Right: 10.00
Libertarian: 9.9
Non-interventionist: 10
Cultural Liberal: 6.83
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:32 pm

Ifreann wrote:Clearly the mob was visible only to True Americans™ and the dirty New York liberals couldn't perceive them.


Ifreann wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:
good answer!

its like youre some kind of friggin' genius.

It's like that, but really I just have Reagan's brain in a jar and I extract wisdom from it.


Ifreann wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
How much wisdom can you get from a brain that's suffering from Alzheimer though?

Enough to post on NSG.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:58 pm

Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Nightkill affects us outside the internet now. :shock:

So...Every instance of an orgasm is the result of Nightkill? Damn, I wish I had that kind of power.


Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Olthar wrote:So...Every instance of an orgasm is the result of Nightkill? Damn, I wish I had that kind of power.

Welp, there goes masturbating ever again. Or getting married.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Welp, there goes masturbating ever again. Or getting married.

What? You don't like the idea of Nightkill causing your orgasms and being involved in every sexual encounter you ever have?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:02 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Malakh and James are making out.

Image
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Alevuss
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Postby Alevuss » Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:15 pm

Jubu Jubu Jabu wrote:NationStates 2: DEFCON 'WE'RE SCREWED'! Sequel to the amazingly popular NationStates. Prepare to fire your 'I.G.N.O.R.E.' cannons as this docu-drama explores the ins and outs of Roleplaying warfare. It's Lefties vs. Righties as the gloves have finally come off, exposing your little nerd fingers to the brutality of a keyboard, and wasting your puny brain away on topics like, How do you make being hit in the balls hurt less?!


Sorry I don't have an actual link to the quote. The thread doesn't exist anymore.

Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Man, these Austrians sure don't speak English...


^This one always makes me laugh. I'm not sure you can really call it awesome, though.

Dinosaurana wrote:
Alevuss wrote:


Oh God! Kill it with fire! Kill it with fire! :P
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.-Rob Thurman
Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Man, these Austrians sure don't speak English...

Georgism wrote:Those Australians sure don't speak English...

Aelosia wrote:
Neaglia wrote:There's a whole internet full of porn out there! You guys are wasting the fraction of a penny that these shares have entitled you to

But this is NS related. This is a NS related thing. This is a NS player.
アレヴッ —Alevuss
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:18 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Silly Nana, Nuclear Fists can't reproduce. The government took care of that problem years ago...


I beg you reconsider that idea. I know for a fact that TNF can do anything, and I mean, anything, he sets himself to do. Including, reproducing by mitosis.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jun 29, 2011 4:38 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:F7 did have a baby. It's called NSG.

No. NSG and F7 are more like brothers that never talk to each other, so they put their third brother's dead body (A&F) in between them.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Founded: May 31, 2011
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:04 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:If this actually works I will love you forever Night.

Speaking of, get back to raping me.

You should seen my facial expression before I remembered the context of that statement.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:11 pm

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Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Izandai
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Founded: May 27, 2009
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Izandai » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:22 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
JuNii wrote:
in other player's hands... I can see that. if you want, we can try it out... if after a while you still don't like it, then I can go back to Electrokinesis. ;)


I trust you as much as I trust Sarah Palin with the nuclear missile codes.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:31 pm

Katganistan wrote:I lock it and warn all participants.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
Age subject to change without notice.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:43 pm

Izandai wrote:
Victorious Decepticons wrote:Block him on Twitter!

(Okay, the first thing that came to mind was "step on him like he's an ant," but it's hard to do that IRL...)

Find it difficult to remember that you're not really a transformer, do you?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Iterium
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Founded: Jun 27, 2011
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Postby Iterium » Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:19 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Izandai wrote:Find it difficult to remember that you're not really a transformer, do you?

Hey my threads spreading!

break out the pinata and bring me a pepsi!
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Iterium wrote:lemme guess, they tried to teach you that it isnt sanitary to beat your neighbor with a raw chicken.

i never got that rule personally.


You're meant to beat them with a whisk, silly. Till they're soft, fluffy and they've stopped twitching.
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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:26 pm

Hey! Why haven't I been quoted yet?
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED TODAY: THE THREAD WHO LOVED ME
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:29 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:Hey! Why haven't I been quoted yet?


I'll drink to that.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Iterium
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Founded: Jun 27, 2011
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Postby Iterium » Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:29 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:Hey! Why haven't I been quoted yet?


there ya go :twisted:
Last edited by Iterium on Wed Jun 29, 2011 8:30 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Iterium wrote:lemme guess, they tried to teach you that it isnt sanitary to beat your neighbor with a raw chicken.

i never got that rule personally.


You're meant to beat them with a whisk, silly. Till they're soft, fluffy and they've stopped twitching.
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