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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:00 pm

Licana wrote:
Celestial Divinities wrote:GUYS!! Kayla said she wanted to kiss me on the last day of school!

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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:01 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Licana wrote:Image



That is the best gif I have seen in a while.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:16 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:



That is the best gif I have seen in a while.


Agreed.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:29 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:That is the best gif I have seen in a while.

:lol2:

Where is that from?
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:30 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:That is the best gif I have seen in a while.

:lol2:

Where is that from?


I have no clue, but I want to see it.
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Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
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The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Jun 27, 2011 10:13 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Nah, Gabriel's a furry.

That is now canon.
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:01 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote: :lol2:

Where is that from?


I have no clue, but I want to see it.

The Call of Duty: Black Ops trailer.

AKA the "how to piss off the part of your fanbase that actually gives legitimacy to Call of Duty" trailer, since it seriously marginalized members of ANY military.
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Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:44 am

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I have no clue, but I want to see it.

The Call of Duty: Black Ops trailer.

AKA the "how to piss off the part of your fanbase that actually gives legitimacy to Call of Duty" trailer, since it seriously marginalized members of ANY military.



I do not believe I ever saw this trailer. Was it an internet trailer?
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Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Norstal » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:46 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:The Call of Duty: Black Ops trailer.

AKA the "how to piss off the part of your fanbase that actually gives legitimacy to Call of Duty" trailer, since it seriously marginalized members of ANY military.



I do not believe I ever saw this trailer. Was it an internet trailer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pblj3JHF-Jo

It's a TV ad. How could you miss that; they showed it everywhere. :blink:
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★


New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.


IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10


NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.



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Minoriteeburg
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:47 am

Norstal wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

I do not believe I ever saw this trailer. Was it an internet trailer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pblj3JHF-Jo

It's a TV ad. How could you miss that; they showed it everywhere. :blink:



I only watch TV on hulu and Netflix instant anymore
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Norstal » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:02 am

Ifreann wrote:
Bydlograd wrote:
Of course it does. Where else to sinners go when they die?

Yorkshire?
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★


New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.


IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10


NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.



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The FTR
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Postby The FTR » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:25 am

Mike the Progressive wrote:No, Tom Cruise has always sucked, and also, he's a bad actor...oooohhhh snap, no I didn't.
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The FTR
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Postby The FTR » Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:43 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Living Freedom Land wrote:Nobody would die, the WA would keep the peace!!! Nobody would have quality sex because moderators with batons would beat us all!!!

Edited for more realism. :p
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The FTR
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Postby The FTR » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:18 am

Living Freedom Land wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:And when that happens, the entirety of NS users will combine with Max Barry, making him a god-like lifeform, and he will traverse the galaxy looking for more species to combine with him, creating a far superior conscious that no mortal can comprehend. Soon afterwards Super Mecha Death Christ will arrive, and a fight will ensure, bringing about an epic battle that will result in the head death of the universe.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:31 am

British East Pacific wrote:
Veceria wrote:Shellby, Shakul and Dakky are the only ones I love.
* >__< *

You must have mispelled my name, I believe its spelled "M-E-L-L-I-S-A" not "S-H-A-K-U-L"


To which the following conversation was...

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Nationstatelandsville wrote:
:rofl:

The best part? I spelled my name wrong. This is why you simply don't go to sleep ar 3 in the morning and wake up at 6.
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Jamalon
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Postby Jamalon » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:36 am

Legate? Does that come with a hat?
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:39 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Not me.

Also, did no one notice Malakh came?

My presence seems to transcend reality and be felt in rps.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Mostly armless
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Postby Mostly armless » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:21 am

Saint Ferdinand wrote:It should be legalized. My reasoning:
- Alcohol is often served at wedding receptions
- Allowing same-sex couples to marry leads to more weddings
- More wedding leads to more wedding receptions
- More wedding receptions means more alcohol
- More alcohol is great
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Postby Grave_n_idle » Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:56 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Norstal wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pblj3JHF-Jo

It's a TV ad. How could you miss that; they showed it everywhere. :blink:



I only watch TV on hulu and Netflix instant anymore


Might depend what you're watching. I recently watched the British SAS drama/action "Ultimate Force" on Hulu, and that ad was basically in every commercial spot.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:32 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:Buffy's not much of a propagandist. :p

Perhaps not, but Amnesty International was handing out pamphlets and rainbow fans to everyone in the streets, including small children who were delighted. Does it mean I'm addicted to NSG if my immediate thought was how YGO would react to this? :D
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:26 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Aww, him explaining to the media would have been funny.

'Hi, I'm the occultist Aleister Crowley, and I've been the vice-principal of Elfen High because I'm somehow immortal. In short, a giant fucking dragon was under the school, Archangel Raphael appeared, Megatron's angelic twin Metatron fought this kid, another kid died, they both went to hell, and the son of Archangels Gabriel and Michael appeared.'
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:17 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:We should make a TV Tropes page for it.

Maybe if it gets bigger. Doing such right now would seem a little masturbatory.

Oh, wait. That's right. I'm talking to Nighkill.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:18 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Maybe if it gets bigger. Doing such right now would seem a little masturbatory.

Oh, wait. That's right. I'm talking to Nighkill.

As soon as I posted that, I knew it would end up here. :P
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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:20 pm

New East Ireland wrote:It's ok. We all make mistakes. Sometimes we do things far to early, and wish we just waited a little longer. Then we get sued for accidentally getting the neighbor's daughter pregnant. But in the end, it's alright.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:35 pm

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Phlegeton wrote:Lolz aren't accepted, I see. Oh well.


You know that episode of Spongebob where he rips his pants, and he thinks it's so funny, and everyone just walks away?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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