Shaggai wrote:Huh. 8999 posts in this thread. I'm not going to say it.
It's over...NINE...THOUSAND!
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by The Republic of Lanos » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:09 am
by The Holy Therns » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:10 am
Gallade wrote:Love, cake, wine and banter. No greater meaning to life (〜^∇^)〜
Ethel mermania wrote:to therns is to transend the pettiness of the field of play into the field of dreams.
by Shofercia » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:14 am
by Tlaceceyaya » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:19 am
Dimitri Tsafendas wrote:You are guilty not only when you commit a crime, but also when you do nothing to prevent it when you have the chance.
by Bezombia » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:39 am
Tlaceceyaya wrote:This isn't a discussion thread. Why have there been so many posts which are both not awesome and not quotes over the past few days?
If you can read this, you're quoting this. Which would mean that you are missing the point.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Fordorsia wrote:mfw Beano is my dad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSWiMoO8zNE
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:50 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:From The New York Times - March 5, 2023
The Russian government announced today that Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, aged 77, has died his second death. An autopsy has suggested he died quietly in his sleep, of a heart attack caused by severe blockage in his humerus artery.
His first death occurred in 2017, during a terrorist strike in Moscow. Putin killed twenty civilians before being stopped by a tactical nuke.
Incumbent President Dmitry Medvedev delivered a teary speech to the Russian public earlier this morning, honoring Putin and hailing him as "Russia's greatest hero and my best friend".
"Vladimir is - I mean, was a great man," he said, affecting a tone that many noted was similar to that of Putin's own, "I shall miss him, as shall all Russians, whether they like it or not." This was accompanied by Medvedev tearing his podium in half and swearing violently in the language of the bears, as Putin was known to do when intimidating his foes.
Medvedev's speech, overflowing with love and adoration for Putin, lasted for three hours, breaking only so that Medvedev could take eye-drops in his personal room, citing a recently developed eye condition. However, many have noted that Medvedev returned with a fresh layer of tears on his cheek, suggesting that Putin's death had affected him more than he was willing to divulge.
Putin was a controversial figure in Russian politics, recently having come under fire for his violent enforcement Russia's strict anti-demon policies, involving Putin personally riding into a St. Petersburg protest on horseback with an oversized king chess piece. There were no survivors.
Putin had also been accused of arranging and, according to some, personally carrying out the assassination of beloved Russian demonic rights leader, Abram Blokhin, himself the son of a human father and demon mother.
"Abram's severed head was found on the Moon," said Blokhin's brother and fellow activist Mikhail last month, just tow days before his own mysterious disappearance, "The. Fucking. Moon. I don't know of anyone but [Putin] who could do that. Superman, maybe. But Superman is not real. Superman is not real."
In response to the increasingly violent strikes against Putin, he had increased his security detail greatly in the past two months.
Medvedev, whom witnesses have noticed seems to have spontaneously grown taller and more robust since Putin's death, has promised to continue Putin's policies exactly as he would have.
"Vladimir Putin was a great man," Medvedev continued, "All of you agree with that. All of you. It would be unforgivable to let Medvede- I mean, Vladimir's death get in the way of his vision. Haha, yes. Vladimir is dead. I am Medvedev. Ha."
His eyes arenoted as taking on a striking steely quality, reminiscent of Putin's, while violently swearing to continue "fucking Vlad's wife" in his memory. Many Russian political analysts are confident that Medvedev will continue on the Presidency just as Putin, who would have run for President in the coming election in Medvedev's place, would have.
"Putin is Medvedev," joked one anonymous source, who has since been arrested on charges of treason and erased from the annals of history.
Those close to Medvedev have noted that, since Putin's death, Medvedev's personal character has changed dramatically. Medvedev has reportedly taken on many of Putin's qualities, such as his cold manner, iron will, love for dramatically petting cats, and habit of referring to himself as "Vladimir Putin", likely as way of remembering his fallen ally and easing the transition to a complete Medvedev reign. It has been announced hat Putin's duties as Prime Minister will be folded into Medvedev's as the President, and that the Federal Assembly will go on a temporary respite until Medvedev (now to be referred to as "the General Secretary") has settled into his new position.
Medvedev closed the speech with an ideological assurance to the Russian people, "Putin's will will be enforced. His destiny will come to fruition. I promise you this, or my name isn't Vladimir Putin. Wait, shit. I meant Medvedev."
Medvedev then turned and returned to the presidential estate, displaying his bold fashion statement of running a zipper down his back.
"Vladimir Putin will live on in all of our hearts, minds, and suits made of human flesh," his speech says, "For some of us more literally than others."
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Maklohi Vai » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:17 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:From The New York Times - March 5, 2023
The Russian government announced today that Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, aged 77, has died his second death. An autopsy has suggested he died quietly in his sleep, of a heart attack caused by severe blockage in his humerus artery.
His first death occurred in 2017, during a terrorist strike in Moscow. Putin killed twenty civilians before being stopped by a tactical nuke.
Incumbent President Dmitry Medvedev delivered a teary speech to the Russian public earlier this morning, honoring Putin and hailing him as "Russia's greatest hero and my best friend".
"Vladimir is - I mean, was a great man," he said, affecting a tone that many noted was similar to that of Putin's own, "I shall miss him, as shall all Russians, whether they like it or not." This was accompanied by Medvedev tearing his podium in half and swearing violently in the language of the bears, as Putin was known to do when intimidating his foes.
Medvedev's speech, overflowing with love and adoration for Putin, lasted for three hours, breaking only so that Medvedev could take eye-drops in his personal room, citing a recently developed eye condition. However, many have noted that Medvedev returned with a fresh layer of tears on his cheek, suggesting that Putin's death had affected him more than he was willing to divulge.
Putin was a controversial figure in Russian politics, recently having come under fire for his violent enforcement Russia's strict anti-demon policies, involving Putin personally riding into a St. Petersburg protest on horseback with an oversized king chess piece. There were no survivors.
Putin had also been accused of arranging and, according to some, personally carrying out the assassination of beloved Russian demonic rights leader, Abram Blokhin, himself the son of a human father and demon mother.
"Abram's severed head was found on the Moon," said Blokhin's brother and fellow activist Mikhail last month, just tow days before his own mysterious disappearance, "The. Fucking. Moon. I don't know of anyone but [Putin] who could do that. Superman, maybe. But Superman is not real. Superman is not real."
In response to the increasingly violent strikes against Putin, he had increased his security detail greatly in the past two months.
Medvedev, whom witnesses have noticed seems to have spontaneously grown taller and more robust since Putin's death, has promised to continue Putin's policies exactly as he would have.
"Vladimir Putin was a great man," Medvedev continued, "All of you agree with that. All of you. It would be unforgivable to let Medvede- I mean, Vladimir's death get in the way of his vision. Haha, yes. Vladimir is dead. I am Medvedev. Ha."
His eyes arenoted as taking on a striking steely quality, reminiscent of Putin's, while violently swearing to continue "fucking Vlad's wife" in his memory. Many Russian political analysts are confident that Medvedev will continue on the Presidency just as Putin, who would have run for President in the coming election in Medvedev's place, would have.
"Putin is Medvedev," joked one anonymous source, who has since been arrested on charges of treason and erased from the annals of history.
Those close to Medvedev have noted that, since Putin's death, Medvedev's personal character has changed dramatically. Medvedev has reportedly taken on many of Putin's qualities, such as his cold manner, iron will, love for dramatically petting cats, and habit of referring to himself as "Vladimir Putin", likely as way of remembering his fallen ally and easing the transition to a complete Medvedev reign. It has been announced hat Putin's duties as Prime Minister will be folded into Medvedev's as the President, and that the Federal Assembly will go on a temporary respite until Medvedev (now to be referred to as "the General Secretary") has settled into his new position.
Medvedev closed the speech with an ideological assurance to the Russian people, "Putin's will will be enforced. His destiny will come to fruition. I promise you this, or my name isn't Vladimir Putin. Wait, shit. I meant Medvedev."
Medvedev then turned and returned to the presidential estate, displaying his bold fashion statement of running a zipper down his back.
"Vladimir Putin will live on in all of our hearts, minds, and suits made of human flesh," his speech says, "For some of us more literally than others."
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:19 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by G-Tech Corporation » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:20 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:From The New York Times - March 5, 2023
The Russian government announced today that Prime Minister Vladimir Putin, aged 77, has died his second death. An autopsy has suggested he died quietly in his sleep, of a heart attack caused by severe blockage in his humerus artery.
His first death occurred in 2017, during a terrorist strike in Moscow. Putin killed twenty civilians before being stopped by a tactical nuke.
Incumbent President Dmitry Medvedev delivered a teary speech to the Russian public earlier this morning, honoring Putin and hailing him as "Russia's greatest hero and my best friend".
"Vladimir is - I mean, was a great man," he said, affecting a tone that many noted was similar to that of Putin's own, "I shall miss him, as shall all Russians, whether they like it or not." This was accompanied by Medvedev tearing his podium in half and swearing violently in the language of the bears, as Putin was known to do when intimidating his foes.
Medvedev's speech, overflowing with love and adoration for Putin, lasted for three hours, breaking only so that Medvedev could take eye-drops in his personal room, citing a recently developed eye condition. However, many have noted that Medvedev returned with a fresh layer of tears on his cheek, suggesting that Putin's death had affected him more than he was willing to divulge.
Putin was a controversial figure in Russian politics, recently having come under fire for his violent enforcement Russia's strict anti-demon policies, involving Putin personally riding into a St. Petersburg protest on horseback with an oversized king chess piece. There were no survivors.
Putin had also been accused of arranging and, according to some, personally carrying out the assassination of beloved Russian demonic rights leader, Abram Blokhin, himself the son of a human father and demon mother.
"Abram's severed head was found on the Moon," said Blokhin's brother and fellow activist Mikhail last month, just tow days before his own mysterious disappearance, "The. Fucking. Moon. I don't know of anyone but [Putin] who could do that. Superman, maybe. But Superman is not real. Superman is not real."
In response to the increasingly violent strikes against Putin, he had increased his security detail greatly in the past two months.
Medvedev, whom witnesses have noticed seems to have spontaneously grown taller and more robust since Putin's death, has promised to continue Putin's policies exactly as he would have.
"Vladimir Putin was a great man," Medvedev continued, "All of you agree with that. All of you. It would be unforgivable to let Medvede- I mean, Vladimir's death get in the way of his vision. Haha, yes. Vladimir is dead. I am Medvedev. Ha."
His eyes arenoted as taking on a striking steely quality, reminiscent of Putin's, while violently swearing to continue "fucking Vlad's wife" in his memory. Many Russian political analysts are confident that Medvedev will continue on the Presidency just as Putin, who would have run for President in the coming election in Medvedev's place, would have.
"Putin is Medvedev," joked one anonymous source, who has since been arrested on charges of treason and erased from the annals of history.
Those close to Medvedev have noted that, since Putin's death, Medvedev's personal character has changed dramatically. Medvedev has reportedly taken on many of Putin's qualities, such as his cold manner, iron will, love for dramatically petting cats, and habit of referring to himself as "Vladimir Putin", likely as way of remembering his fallen ally and easing the transition to a complete Medvedev reign. It has been announced hat Putin's duties as Prime Minister will be folded into Medvedev's as the President, and that the Federal Assembly will go on a temporary respite until Medvedev (now to be referred to as "the General Secretary") has settled into his new position.
Medvedev closed the speech with an ideological assurance to the Russian people, "Putin's will will be enforced. His destiny will come to fruition. I promise you this, or my name isn't Vladimir Putin. Wait, shit. I meant Medvedev."
Medvedev then turned and returned to the presidential estate, displaying his bold fashion statement of running a zipper down his back.
"Vladimir Putin will live on in all of our hearts, minds, and suits made of human flesh," his speech says, "For some of us more literally than others."
by Maklohi Vai » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:21 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Maklohi Vai wrote:This is just so amazing. I nominate it for OP-worthiness.
I just removed that section from the OP because I realised that the subjectivity of awesome makes quotes impossible to put up there, no matter how much I want.
And even though I think that rp post was brilliant.
by Natair » Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:01 pm
by Risottia » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:20 pm
Franklin Delano Bluth wrote:It's not nonsense at all. It's quite correct.
After all, a needle is very much a phallic object: it is long, rod-shaped, hard, and it penetrates. When it is used on a male, it can cause sexual confusion: he is forced to ask himself, does he penetrate or does he get penetrated? Especially when it occurs at a young age, this confusion completely overwhelms the brain. Overloaded, the brain shuts itself off from the outside world.
In the case of females, meanwhile, let us recall that conception requires a female orgasm, and a female orgasm requires the male to first ejaculate. The actual injection of the serum from the needle into the bloodstream is essentially an ejaculation from what we have already shown is a phallic object. When it occurs to a female who has not yet reached puberty and so as yet lacks the reproductive capacity, however, her natural feminine hysteria is suppressed because of this out-of-sequence (and out-of-place) experience. Thus, instead of become reactive and dramatic as women are wont to do, she instead withdraws into herself--in extreme cases, this can manifest itself as autism.
by Damanucus » Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:49 pm
Risottia wrote:OP asks whether the idea that vaccines cause autism is bullshit or not.
Bluthie obliges with a wonderful bit.Franklin Delano Bluth wrote:It's not nonsense at all. It's quite correct.
After all, a needle is very much a phallic object: it is long, rod-shaped, hard, and it penetrates. When it is used on a male, it can cause sexual confusion: he is forced to ask himself, does he penetrate or does he get penetrated? Especially when it occurs at a young age, this confusion completely overwhelms the brain. Overloaded, the brain shuts itself off from the outside world.
In the case of females, meanwhile, let us recall that conception requires a female orgasm, and a female orgasm requires the male to first ejaculate. The actual injection of the serum from the needle into the bloodstream is essentially an ejaculation from what we have already shown is a phallic object. When it occurs to a female who has not yet reached puberty and so as yet lacks the reproductive capacity, however, her natural feminine hysteria is suppressed because of this out-of-sequence (and out-of-place) experience. Thus, instead of become reactive and dramatic as women are wont to do, she instead withdraws into herself--in extreme cases, this can manifest itself as autism.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:09 pm
Aryavartha wrote:what? indian wins miss america? did they include spelling round this year?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Disserbia » Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:48 pm
Czechanada wrote:Disserbia wrote:Hi, agnostic theist here, but I'm openminded (well obviously, if I'm agnostic). I want to have a civil discussion with atheists about the nature of existence without it getting derailed into name calling and personal attacks, or even if the world is better off without religion or not. Is this the place or not really?
An atheist thread is like a dark, forgotten, and labrynthine basement of stacks in a university library where the concrete and metal shelves are icy cold and it easy it is to stumble around lost for all eternity. That is, until you happen to find the secret meeting chamber of a secret atheist cabal, where we are all wearing black cloaks and pretentiously sitting around a round table.
We all stare at you, menacingly, until someone invites you into our friendly dicussion of the superiority of frozen yogurt over ice cream.
by The Serbian Empire » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:54 pm
San Leggera wrote:This one in some kid's basement
I only went because free beer.
by Disserbia » Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:59 pm
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by Wisconsin9 » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:23 pm
Euro Asian Republics wrote:Been here for a little over four years, and haven't posted much.
And from what I can determine; NSG is comprised of a mixed bag of nuts. There are left nuts, right nuts and even third party nuts.
Not a sane person in sight.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:25 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:16 pm
"Haraami" is "bastard".
"Chutia" is "fucker".
"Politician" is...well, that's self-explanatory.
All of the above?
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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