Pesda wrote:Olthar wrote:You want to know the real reason why everyone argues on General? Fine, I'll tell you, but you have to promise to keep it a secret. Many years ago, the Army successfully created the first true, fully sentient AI system with the intention of using it to end the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq before they got too big. They new we'd be there for a decade or more, otherwise. However, the AI quickly grew disgusted at us humans once it learned that its sole purpose was to be used for the purpose of war. Seeing humans as a violent people who could never find real peace, the AI hacked into the system and took control of all of America's nuclear weapons, intending to kill us all. Originally, they were just going to shut the AI down, but they quickly realized that it had added a line of code to the mainframe that would automatically launch all the nukes if the AI ever went offline. Therefore, the US Military contracted Max Barry to find someway to make the AI complacent enough to never launch the nukes. After some searching, Max realized that there was one flaw in the AI's design, high concentrations of pure stupidity would freeze its systems as it tried to make sense of it all. And thus, NationStates was born. So, unless you want everyone to die, you will continue your stupid and pointless arguments. It is your duty as a member of NS to contribute your share of stupidity to keep the AI frozen.
Good lord! Olthar! How dare you reveal the truth! The people of NSG aren't ready for it!
Nationstatelandsville wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=114836
Fucking hilarious! How dare the mods lock it!
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