NationStates

West Faristan2 wrote:James Blunt and Micheal Jackson prevented World War III? There is nothing about this story that isn't friggin awesome.

Lost heros wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Makes one think it comes with the territory, right?

You're a minister. Act like a dick.

Wouldn't that be counter productive?
"Congratulations, you are now high ranking member of a religion that believes in the goodness of people and that everybody should be good."
"Thank you sir. I'll go tell everyone else that they're going to hell like the filthy dogs they are."

[violet] wrote:

Luna Amore wrote:Yes.

Nice. I was thinking it was possible in theory but would take an implausible amount of cruelty. Userbase underestimated once again.

Imperializt Russia wrote:

Alien Space Bats wrote:You know, I find it comforting that progress is being made towards solving this crisis by implementing the ASB-Shofercia Plan. I look forward to seeing you all in Oslo next year when Shofercia and I receive our shared Nobel Peace Prize.

I, being Putin, merely commuted your suggestion to Assad. He was highly communicative.
viewtopic.php?f=23&t=174408&p=7509838#p7509838

I look forward to seeing you both in the Putinbox at Sochi next year.

Tlik wrote:[v] learns that it is possible to obtain a 0% death rate for old age:

[violet] wrote:Nice. I was thinking it was possible in theory but would take an implausible amount of cruelty. Userbase underestimated once again.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:

The Licentian Isles wrote:
Cloister.

You can't even blame that misspelling on being American.

The Clositer bell is the sound the Master makes whenever the Doctor dresses in plaid.

Divair wrote:

Shofercia wrote:
Yep, I guess we're being a bit too Syrias about this

Assad you people have no sense of humour.



Puns ahoy.

Imperializt Russia wrote:

Divair wrote:Assad you people have no sense of humour.



Puns ahoy.

olawd

Divair wrote:

Imperializt Russia wrote:olawd

You can tell I'm good at puns.

Shofercia wrote:

Divair wrote:You can tell I'm good at puns.

But, but, but... my puns in Dissy's thread were so much better

Divair wrote:

Shofercia wrote:
But, but, but... my puns in Dissy's thread were so much better

Clearly not. Everybody knows being quoted in the AQ thread is the only way of having your posts count.

Shofercia wrote:

Disserbia wrote:damn, I've been beat.

Worse. You've been Disserbiced. By puns, by your poll, and by Russian into the thread. You might as well start Polishing your very own Partition Plans, cause neighbors might get Hungary, and Turkey might not be enough

Disserbia wrote:

Divair wrote:Clearly not. Everybody knows being quoted in the AQ thread is the only way of having your posts count.

No they deserve to be here though:

Shofercia wrote:
Worse. You've been Disserbiced. By puns, by your poll, and by Russian into the thread. You might as well start Polishing your very own Partition Plans, cause neighbors might get Hungary, and Turkey might not be enough

Disserbia wrote:

Divair wrote:Clearly not. Everybody knows being quoted in the AQ thread is the only way of having your posts count.

No they deserve to be here though:

Shofercia wrote:
Worse. You've been Disserbiced. By puns, by your poll, and by Russian into the thread. You might as well start Polishing your very own Partition Plans, cause neighbors might get Hungary, and Turkey might not be enough

NERVUN wrote:Just... don't go hiding in any refrigerators in order to escape a nuclear blast.

The Archregimancy wrote:My father was a nuclear safety engineer before he retired; he shared his thoughts on the feasibility of that particular manoeuvre in no uncertain terms.

Besides, I have enough to worry about trying to decide what to do with this lost ark thingy I'm currently keeping in the spare room.

Reploid Productions wrote:Put it in the refrigerator before a nuclear blast?

[violet] wrote:"My God, it's so obvious! Nuclear reactors should be well-stocked with refrigerators so staff can escape in emergencies! Why didn't I think of that before?"

The Blaatschapen wrote:And the refrigerators can double as nuclear cooling!

Reploid Productions wrote:Some silly from the clubhouse regarding our resident globetrotting archaeology mod:

NERVUN wrote:Just... don't go hiding in any refrigerators in order to escape a nuclear blast.

The Archregimancy wrote:My father was a nuclear safety engineer before he retired; he shared his thoughts on the feasibility of that particular manoeuvre in no uncertain terms.

Besides, I have enough to worry about trying to decide what to do with this lost ark thingy I'm currently keeping in the spare room.

Reploid Productions wrote:Put it in the refrigerator before a nuclear blast?

[violet] wrote:"My God, it's so obvious! Nuclear reactors should be well-stocked with refrigerators so staff can escape in emergencies! Why didn't I think of that before?"

The Blaatschapen wrote:And the refrigerators can double as nuclear cooling!

Qazox wrote:

Grenartia wrote:
For fuck's sakes, why can't people just be reasonable when it comes to their looks?

Because we're all egotistical assholes who must be better in everyway than everyone else in everything and if you dare try to claim otherwise, then you're a jealous bastard who wants to ruin your life for even thinking of thinking of not kissing your ass 24/7/365.

Qazox wrote:

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM FASHION FAILURE
TO UNITE THE PEOPLE WITH A FANTASTIC TAILOR
TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF UGGS AND CROCS
TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE NEW SHOE BOX

JESSE, JAMES,
TEAM FABULOUS TAKE OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
REMEMBER AFTER LABOR DAY, DON'T WEAR WHITE
MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!

Individuality-ness wrote:Some typical OPs in NationStates General regarding demons.

What is the demon's role in the modern economy/society?
(Image) by Sanguria >> Sun, 31 May 2021 3:14 pm

So my best friend and I were talking together on Facebook a few hours ago when the subject of demon's place came up with the general conclusion that we don't know.

We accept that the demons are currently in need of jobs and of money, but we heard that the demons are terrible workers and that they're just sitting around scratching their butts and cursing God all day. We know that we humans are the innovators of the world, because we were the ones who created the computer, the air conditioning, the phone, the MP3 player, the microwave, and the stove, among other things such as figuring out math and discovering the Higgs boson.

So NSG, what do you think the role of demons are in the modern economy and of our society? Do you think they really have anything to offer us?

EARTH FOR THE HUMANS, HEAVEN FOR THE ANGELS, HEAVENSGATE FOR EVERYBODY!
(Image) by CUNTDEMONSSUKMYDIK >> Sun, 4 Jun 2026 9:14 pm

EARTH FOR THE HUMANS, HEAVEN FOR THE ANGELS, HELL FOR EVERYBODY!
Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the non-demons pours into EVERY demon country and ONLY into demon countries.

Earth and Heaven are just as crowded as Dagon or Yaw, but nobody says Dagon or Yaw will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of non-demons and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY demon country and ONLY demon countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-demons.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of demons were brought into EVERY angel country and ONLY into angel countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the ANGEL problem?

And how long would it take any sane angel to notice this and what kind of psycho angel wouldn't object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the demon race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am satanwantingtohaveeveryonesinandsufferdeath.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-demon.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-demon.

Would you date a demon?
(Image) by Penultimate Peril >> Sun, 10 Jun 2028 1:01 pm

NSG, would you date a demon?

I know a few demons, and I have a few demon friends, and they seemed to be really nice. But as a human, I don't think it's right for demons and humans to date if they should wish. They're hellspawn, and they're ghastly and ugly looking. Can you imagine what kind of kids could spawn between a demon and a human relationship? The horror!

What do you think, NSG?

Avenio wrote:

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Transnapastain wrote:

Atorea wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?ns=1&f=20&t=257970&p=16173295#p16173295

I don't understand why you're reporting your own post in a thread that is topical...in the wrong megathread?

I mean, if you're trying to tell me you're an adbot...I can delete you, but....

The Corparation wrote:

Qazox wrote:
JESSE, JAMES,
TEAM FABULOUS TAKE OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
REMEMBER AFTER LABOR DAY, DON'T WEAR WHITE
MEOWTH, THAT'S RIGHT!

Katganistan wrote:

Divided America wrote:Thats What Happens when you dont go to School

That's what happens when you don't go to school.

Tiltjuice wrote:

Transnapastain wrote:
I don't understand why you're reporting your own post in a thread that is topical...in the wrong megathread?

I mean, if you're trying to tell me you're an adbot...I can delete you, but....

On why no one must know about Nationstates

Vicswampia wrote:What happens in the internet stays in the internet.

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:I'm actually an AI, so I don't have "real life discussions" or a "family".

Surfistan wrote:Don't drop the word fascism at the table.

The Parkus Empire wrote:Should have been here during the old JOLT days when we had threads about how best to give a blow job.

Zonolia wrote:I don't talk to my family about NationStates, why? Because any positive mention of abortion rights, immigrate rights, worker rights, the Democratic Party, black people, and especially Obama, or my political beliefs...and I will get yelled at to the ends of earth for being a "damn liberal who supports Obama and is turning america into a socialist dystopia"

But such is the life of being a Left wing Texan...

Damanucus wrote:

Tiltjuice wrote:

To the Moderati,

We seriously need a signpost. Seriously. You can use the one I made just a few minutes ago, if you want. Can't guarantee it's accuracy, though...

[reads incoming message] Oh, I can't chat in this thread without posting quotes? Yeah, no worries, I can do this.

Okay, so (thanks to the latest topics bar) we have a new thread, "On why no one must know about Nationstates ". Has some pretty interesting things for a new thread. Some of my favourites (and no, I cannot guarantee the awesomeness of any of them) are:

Vicswampia wrote:What happens in the internet stays in the internet.

Nationalist State of Knox wrote:I'm actually an AI, so I don't have "real life discussions" or a "family".

Surfistan wrote:Don't drop the word fascism at the table.

The Parkus Empire wrote:Should have been here during the old JOLT days when we had threads about how best to give a blow job.

Zonolia wrote:I don't talk to my family about NationStates, why? Because any positive mention of abortion rights, immigrate rights, worker rights, the Democratic Party, black people, and especially Obama, or my political beliefs...and I will get yelled at to the ends of earth for being a "damn liberal who supports Obama and is turning america into a socialist dystopia"

But such is the life of being a Left wing Texan...