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Todlichebujoku
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Postby Todlichebujoku » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:53 am

Lost heros wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:I've been here for a year and a half and have probably been in two or three. And I've only been in this thread about four or five times. Just wait. And be clever/smart.

I've been here longer and have only been here twice.

I've been here less than Lost and has been here thrice, and set the stage for another.
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:55 am

Todlichebujoku wrote:
Lost heros wrote:I've been here longer and have only been here twice.

I've been here less than Lost and has been here thrice, and set the stage for another.


I've only been AQed three times in 2 years.
But I set up a few, too.
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Postby Lordieth » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:56 am

Lost heros wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:I've been here for a year and a half and have probably been in two or three. And I've only been in this thread about four or five times. Just wait. And be clever/smart.

I've been here longer and have only been here twice.


Just be yourself. If you're a likeable character, and you're witty, you'll likely either end up in this thread or in someone's sig. The key is to not try too hard. Just say what you want to say. Want to be serious? Be serious. Want to be funny? Try and be funny. I understand the need to feel noticed and worthy, but stuff like that is just a lovely bonus of being a member of the forums.
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Postby Lost heros » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:56 am

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Todlichebujoku wrote:I've been here less than Lost and has been here thrice, and set the stage for another.


I've only been AQed three times in 2 years.
But I set up a few, too.

I set the stage up for two.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:57 am

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Todlichebujoku wrote:I've been here less than Lost and has been here thrice, and set the stage for another.

I've only been AQed three times in 2 years.
But I set up a few, too.

I've been AQed and I'm the lead in for a few more, but seriously, this isn't a chat thread.
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Postby Grenartia » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:09 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
I want to be in someone's sig...

I've been here for a year and a half and have probably been in two or three. And I've only been in this thread about four or five times. Just wait. And be clever/smart.


^this.

I've only been AQ'd, like 8 times in the 3 and a half years I've been here, I think.

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Self-promotion is a no-no.


This. Self-promos just to say you've been AQ'd literally scream "HEY, LOOK AT ME! I'M DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION AND THINK I'M THE SHIT!".

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Wisconsin9 wrote:Self-promotion is a no-no.


Oh....sorry. :blush:


Just use it as a learning experience.

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Todlichebujoku wrote:I've been here less than Lost and has been here thrice, and set the stage for another.


I've only been AQed three times in 2 years.
But I set up a few, too.


I've had so many assists, its not even funny.

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Lost heros wrote:I've been here longer and have only been here twice.


Just be yourself. If you're a likeable character, and you're witty, you'll likely either end up in this thread or in someone's sig. The key is to not try too hard. Just say what you want to say. Want to be serious? Be serious. Want to be funny? Try and be funny. I understand the need to feel noticed and worthy, but stuff like that is just a lovely bonus of being a member of the forums.


Indeed. Your time will come, don't push it.

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Coffee Cakes wrote:I've only been AQed three times in 2 years.
But I set up a few, too.

I've been AQed and I'm the lead in for a few more, but seriously, this isn't a chat thread.


The discussion is relevant.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:11 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:I've been here for a year and a half and have probably been in two or three. And I've only been in this thread about four or five times. Just wait. And be clever/smart.


^this.

I've only been AQ'd, like 8 times in the 3 and a half years I've been here, I think.

12 times in just under three years, across two accounts and excluding set-ups and things posted here that people say they would've put in.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:15 pm

I was under the impression that this thread was to quoting awesome (liberal definition of the word) sayings on NS. Not about how many times you've been quoted or not. Did I imagine the purpose of the thread or what?
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:17 pm

Lost heros wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:I've been here for a year and a half and have probably been in two or three. And I've only been in this thread about four or five times. Just wait. And be clever/smart.

I've been here longer and have only been here twice.

That's not surprising, seeing as I've never even seen you in General.
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:19 pm

Lordieth wrote:
Lost heros wrote:I've been here longer and have only been here twice.


Just be yourself. If you're a likeable character, and you're witty, you'll likely either end up in this thread or in someone's sig. The key is to not try too hard. Just say what you want to say. Want to be serious? Be serious. Want to be funny? Try and be funny. I understand the need to feel noticed and worthy, but stuff like that is just a lovely bonus of being a member of the forums.

Exactly. I have never expected to be quoted here on the posts that do get quoted here. When I actually try, I fail.

Not that I'm exactly 'liked' here. I'm pretty much the polar opposite of most people in NSG.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:19 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I was under the impression that this thread was to quoting awesome (liberal definition of the word) sayings on NS. Not about how many times you've been quoted or not. Did I imagine the purpose of the thread or what?

I personally have no real qualm if people want to jerk their ego off by seeing how much they've been quoted. It's better than going off on a Hippo hate-fest or the other stuff that pops up in this thread.

But I'd rather the mods don't make a stop here, so we should probably knock it off regardless.
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Postby Bezombia » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:19 pm

I've been quoted five times.

not that i'm counting
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Postby The IASM » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:19 pm

The Grand Empire of Ralkovia

15 hours ago

I've decided to do a bit of transforming for my nation. I'm going to be gentle now. Get rid of my regular military entirely.

I'm moving Ralkovia from Absolute Monarchy with Theocratic tendencies to full blown Absolute Theocratic Monarchy with the Emperor moving to full blown G-d.

All War will now be a labor of love. We want to bring nothing but joy to the World. Everlasting Love of G-d to you. Even if we have to force it down your throats with Rabbi blessed bombs.

I shall unload millions of my Rabbinical Fanatic Pilgrims onto your shores to convince you through the argument of the bullet.

All the while our government may or may not be led by a corporation of secular foreign businessmen.

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...that's what everyone thought you were anyway.
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Postby Grenartia » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:26 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I was under the impression that this thread was to quoting awesome (liberal definition of the word) sayings on NS. Not about how many times you've been quoted or not. Did I imagine the purpose of the thread or what?


A poster just wondered what exactly it took to get quoted here. We were answering that.
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Postby Distruzio » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:31 pm

Divair wrote:
Distruzio wrote:
What other methods.

Nukes.
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Postby Divair » Sun Sep 08, 2013 12:33 pm

Distruzio wrote:
Divair wrote:Nukes.

First time I've been quoted in a while. Much appreciated.

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Postby The City of Fairview » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:12 pm

I WILL RULE THE MOTHERLAND WITH AN IRON ASS

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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:12 pm

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I WILL RULE THE MOTHERLAND WITH AN IRON ASS

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...what? When did I say that?

I mean, I might have, but can you provide a link?
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Postby TaQud » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:14 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
The City of Fairview wrote:Prussia Steinbach

...what? When did I say that?

I mean, I might have, but can you provide a link?

here
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:15 pm

TaQud wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:...what? When did I say that?

I mean, I might have, but can you provide a link?

here

Ah.

Well that was more than a month ago. Was he just reading through old threads or what?
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Postby The City of Fairview » Sun Sep 08, 2013 1:17 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
TaQud wrote:here

Ah.

Well that was more than a month ago. Was he just reading through old threads or what?

No, my friend is Desperauex and he showed me his quotes.
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Postby Maklohi Vai » Sun Sep 08, 2013 10:07 pm

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Postby Agritum » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:29 am

Frisivisia wrote:
Soldati senza confini wrote:
Like my professor in Foreign Policy said: "Foreign Relations are like relationships"

Relationships are complicated.

But here, let me put it in relationship style <puts glasses on>:

Basically let's say Shirley (US) is pissed at her best friend Sarah (Syria) for using stink bombs against her own family, when Shirley adviced Sarah that was such a stupid idea. Then Katerina (Russia) and Ming (China) are actually backing up Sarah because in their opinion she is completely cool and they pretty much want Shirley to fuck off.

Shirley refuses to accept this and goes and tries to convince her family she is right in doing it and have their backup in case she does need it. They don't really trust her because she has done prior fuck ups which have drained them emotionally as well as economically, and they see that her mishaps have also done damage to other people they didn't intend to piss off, so really and truly her family thinks is mixed: some want to still back her up while some just want to leave everything alone and fuck Sarah, why? Because she is acting like a complete bitch and somehow they feel Shirley is better than that.

I guess that's as best as I can put it in a layman sense.

When those "stinkbombs" are actually releasing carbon monoxide which kills Sarah's little sister and Shirley is the only police officer in town, Shirley intervening to prevent Sarah, who we now know is fucking insane and enjoys carbon monoxiding people, from carbon monoxiding more people looks a little bit better than it does in your rather loaded analogy.



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Postby Natair » Mon Sep 09, 2013 12:34 pm

Two years and never been quoted ;-;

Except as context.

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