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Prussia-Steinbach
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:13 pm

Bodobol wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:Hippocracy: A form of government in which a teenager from another country rules with absolute nationalism in the country governed, resulting in very odd looks being passed at the teenager before he stones them to death for not being nationalistic enough.


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Postby Frisivisia » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:18 pm

Bodobol wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:Hippocracy: A form of government in which a teenager from another country rules with absolute nationalism in the country governed, resulting in very odd looks being passed at the teenager before he stones them to death for not being nationalistic enough.


I love you Joe.

I love you too, don't listen to Prussia. Can't trust fascists.
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:21 pm

Frisivisia wrote:
Bodobol wrote:
I love you Joe.

I love you too, don't listen to Prussia. Can't trust fascists.

No! No! He's lying! This is the guy that said North Carolina would win them the election, while in Virginia! He's insane!
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Postby Frisivisia » Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:26 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:I love you too, don't listen to Prussia. Can't trust fascists.

No! No! He's lying! This is the guy that said North Carolina would win them the election, while in Virginia! He's insane!

Like I said, can't trust a fascist.
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Sun Sep 08, 2013 3:35 am

Anollasia wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
So, basically, Turks are Asian/Greek hybrids.


This was good enough for an AQ? :blink:

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Argh you have no idea how much I want to make a joke about a certain infamous NSer.

Hippocracy: A form of government in which the American right is in full, dictatorial control of all aspects of society


Frisivisia wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Hippocracy: A form of government in which the American right is in full, dictatorial control of all aspects of society

Hippocracy: A form of government in which a teenager from another country rules with absolute nationalism in the country governed, resulting in very odd looks being passed at the teenager before he stones them to death for not being nationalistic enough.


Hey, look, they're already in AQ!

Now all I have to do is copypaste them to my sig.
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Menassa » Sun Sep 08, 2013 8:58 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
NEO Rome Republic wrote:
:meh: Meh, bacon isn't even that tasty.


heritic.

some go to hell for uncovering another mans nakedness. i go for tasty bacon.

On the Jewish thread.

Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
heritic.

some go to hell for uncovering another mans nakedness. i go for tasty bacon.


So it's a choice between bacon and sausage.

Just like at Denny's.
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:11 am

Frisivisia wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:No! No! He's lying! This is the guy that said North Carolina would win them the election, while in Virginia! He's insane!

Like I said, can't trust a fascist.

just saying
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:13 am

Grenartia wrote:Hey, look, they're already in AQ!

Now all I have to do is copypaste them to my sig.

I finally made it into Grenartia's sig.

My life is complete.

*jumps off cliff, smiling contentedly*
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Postby Militarverwaltung in Frankreich » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:18 am

I have a pornographic memory



I don't remember who posted this.
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Postby Desperauex » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:18 am

Frisivisia wrote:I'd like to euthanize everyone who advocates euthanasia.
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Frisivisia wrote:I'd like to euthanize everyone who advocates euthanasia.

New Rogernomics, on the Craig Cobbs wrote:Send gay porn anonymously to his mail box, using made up names and return addresses. That should be fun.

Vetalia, on NSA Tracking wrote:Nah, they stop monitoring regular communications at 5pm, pretty much everything after that involves combing the data for the best porn links.

Industrien wrote:Because screw science, my 3000 year old book is always right.
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Postby Bezombia » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:18 am

Desperauex wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:I'd like to euthanize everyone who advocates euthanasia.


That isn't awesome, that's wishing death upon a lot of people here.
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Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
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The City of Fairview
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Postby The City of Fairview » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:19 am

Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
I have a pornographic memory



I don't remember who posted this.

Olwe
Bezombia wrote:
Desperauex wrote:


That isn't awesome, that's wishing death upon a lot of people here.

It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard.
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Fartsniffage wrote:
You could miss out one of those and I don't think anyone would mind.....


How can we tell what you smell like through a photo?


An odd question coming from someone called Fartsniffage. ;)

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Postby Grenartia » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:39 am

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Hey, look, they're already in AQ!

Now all I have to do is copypaste them to my sig.

I finally made it into Grenartia's sig.

My life is complete.

*jumps off cliff, smiling contentedly*


:lol2:
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Militarverwaltung in Frankreich
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Postby Militarverwaltung in Frankreich » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:42 am

Grenartia wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:I finally made it into Grenartia's sig.

My life is complete.

*jumps off cliff, smiling contentedly*


:lol2:


I want to be in someone's sig...
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Prussia-Steinbach
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:43 am

Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
:lol2:


I want to be in someone's sig...

I've been here for a year and a half and have probably been in two or three. And I've only been in this thread about four or five times. Just wait. And be clever/smart.
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Postby Militarverwaltung in Frankreich » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:45 am

What doesn't kill you makes....me disappointed.


-me
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:45 am

Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
What doesn't kill you makes....me disappointed.


-me

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Postby Bezombia » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:45 am

Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
What doesn't kill you makes....me disappointed.


-me


Against the rules of both this thread and the forums.
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
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Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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Militarverwaltung in Frankreich
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Postby Militarverwaltung in Frankreich » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:45 am

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
-me

Self-promotion is a no-no.


Oh....sorry. :blush:
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby DesAnges » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:47 am

Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
:lol2:


I want to be in someone's sig...

Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?
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Militarverwaltung in Frankreich
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Postby Militarverwaltung in Frankreich » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:48 am

DesAnges wrote:
Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
I want to be in someone's sig...

Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?


Kind of like an advertisement of my nation...
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Postby TaQud » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:49 am

DesAnges wrote:
Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
I want to be in someone's sig...

Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?

1. or he/she could take a shot at mocking hippo like other AQs in here. (which I don't recommend he/she does)
2. try to be known or popular with NSG Crowd maybe?
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Lordieth » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:49 am

DesAnges wrote:
Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
I want to be in someone's sig...

Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?


Vindication.
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Postby Lost heros » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:51 am

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
I want to be in someone's sig...

I've been here for a year and a half and have probably been in two or three. And I've only been in this thread about four or five times. Just wait. And be clever/smart.

I've been here longer and have only been here twice.
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Postby DesAnges » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:52 am

Militarverwaltung in Frankreich wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?


Kind of like an advertisement of my nation...

Does your nation deserve advertisement?

Lordieth wrote:
DesAnges wrote:Well you've been here a day, so unless you're exceptionally funny or clever, it'll take a while.

But why the fuckity fuck would you want to be?


Vindication.

I am selfish,
I am wrong,
I am right,
I swear I'm right,
I swear I knew it all along.

Goddamn the Dashboard Confessional. They get everywhere.
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