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PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:17 pm
by Blasveck
Tlaceceyaya wrote:First, context. Then, funny.
Blasveck wrote:
"A witty saying proves nothing."

-Voltaire



Blasveck wrote:
"That's precisely the fucking point."
-Blas


Aw, Yeah.

I got AQ'd!

PostPosted: Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:38 pm
by Furious Grandmothers
Tlaceceyaya wrote:
Furious Grandmothers wrote:Normally when we ask about age on NS, it's because we suspect someone of being underage, but I gotta ask you if you currently consider that Carthage must be destroyed?

You're...very easily tickled tonight. *brandishes the fluffiest feather you've ever seen*

PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:32 pm
by Anollasia
Des-Bal wrote:
Saint Kitten wrote:
Why do you keep bring up your personal problem with education? You should be more broad and talk about other equality things like equal pay that pretty much everyone can relate to.


How dare he have interests in a specific area.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 1:51 pm
by The Land of Truth
The Lost Souls wrote:
The Land of Truth wrote:The length of time it's been around is irrelevant, it's unconstitutional ergo it should not be in the Pledge.


Okay.


An argument that ended with civility and reason--pretty awesome, IMO.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:45 pm
by Cu Math
Cannot think of a name wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:I support a weasel-based currency and you should too! *nods*

"Hey hey hey, what the fuck is this? Some hippy is trying to pass this ferret off as a weasel to pay his rent. What do you think this is, Humboldt?"


Things seem to have gone awry here

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:32 am
by Luziyca
DesAnges wrote:
The Holy Therns wrote:Stupid Middle East Crisis 2 and its lag. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Well serves you right for playing with the lives of thousands of innocent lines of computer code.

Cute. Funny, but cute.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:48 am
by Natair
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:Craigslist.

Best I've seen in a long time 0_o Good job Night.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 6:30 am
by DesAnges
Shaggai wrote:Patterns. The human brain is designed to find patterns in everything, whether or not there is an actual pattern, and to relate things to other, familiar things. Deja vu happens when a pattern crops up unexwpectedly in the right way.


Shaggai wrote:Patterns. The human brain is designed to find patterns in everything, whether or not there is an actual pattern, and to relate things to other, familiar things. Deja vu happens when a pattern crops up unexwpectedly in the right way.


From the Deja Vu thread.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:41 pm
by Damanucus
DesAnges wrote:
Shaggai wrote:Patterns. The human brain is designed to find patterns in everything, whether or not there is an actual pattern, and to relate things to other, familiar things. Deja vu happens when a pattern crops up unexwpectedly in the right way.


Shaggai wrote:Patterns. The human brain is designed to find patterns in everything, whether or not there is an actual pattern, and to relate things to other, familiar things. Deja vu happens when a pattern crops up unexwpectedly in the right way.


From the Deja Vu thread.

Were they not two different posts, I'd ask why you posted the same thing twice. By the way, how many times did Shaggai post this same message in the thread?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:26 pm
by Maklohi Vai
Lamaredia wrote:
Brissia wrote:"And for our next act, we have the Communist Opera!"


''Our lead singer today is Comrade Lenin, while being backed by Comrade Stalin and Comrade Trotsky!''

*5 minutes later*

''We are sad to say that Comrade Lenin passed away backstage. Comrade Stalin will take over as lead singer!''

*5 minutes later again*

''Comrade Trotsky has seemingly disappeared! Comrade Stalin is now our only singer for the evening!''

PostPosted: Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:40 pm
by Shaggai
Damanucus wrote:
DesAnges wrote:


From the Deja Vu thread.

Were they not two different posts, I'd ask why you posted the same thing twice. By the way, how many times did Shaggai post this same message in the thread?

Only twice. I'm not tasteless.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:35 am
by Grenartia
Gauthier wrote:
Fireye wrote:When they fuck up my plain cheeseburger 3/4 times, sure as fuck not $15.00/hr.


If I got paid $15.00/hr I'd make every single cheeseburger into a goddamn filet mignon.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 11:02 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Norstal wrote:
Gauthier wrote:If they're so worried about the invasion of Asian Giant Hornets, just spread stories that the Hornets are Muslim and the EDL will practically volunteer to exterminate them for free in a potential win-win.

"Muslims Continue to Commit Genocide Against Natives Across Europe"

Real headline: "Asian Giant Hornets Kills Dwindling Bees"

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:22 pm
by Phocidaea
The Patriarchal States wrote:This is a world I haven't been exposed because I have not ever visited Tumblr and I'm not getting a degree Gender Studies or anything like that.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 1:33 pm
by Kouralia
Finium wrote:
Lamaredia wrote:I vote IASM for president, and me (myself, and I) for deputy chair.

You can only choose one candidate for each post, you must choose between yourself, you or y'all.


A rare gem from NSGS.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:17 pm
by Christmahanikwanzikah
Ifreann wrote:
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:
Game of Thrones would certainly have a different ring to it.

I can't imagine many of the characters would be quite so pushed about fighting for the Super-Absorbent Throne of Westeros.


I figgered Ifrin deserved a nod for this.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 2:20 pm
by Destiny Island
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
Libertarian California wrote:What's funny is that the people who sodomized the boy probably believe that homosexuality is evil.


Doesn't this make them hypocrites?

America is the pinnacle of hypocracy.

I thought it was funny. Mainly because it's true.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 6:11 pm
by Anollasia
Grenartia wrote:
Arumdaum wrote:Turkey isn't in the Arab world...

The modern Turks are largely the descendants of Turkic migrants who originated in western China which spoke Altaic languages (that is, stuff like Mongolian/Japanese/Manchu/etc), as well as the indigenous peoples of the area who were gradually assimilated, who before then, I'm assuming, probably spoke Greek.


So, basically, Turks are Asian/Greek hybrids.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:55 pm
by The Tiger Kingdom
Destiny Island wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:America is the pinnacle of hypocracy.

I thought it was funny. Mainly because it's true.

So a bigoted, witless, and baseless smear is all it takes to be counted as "awesome/funny" now, eh?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 9:55 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:
Destiny Island wrote:I thought it was funny. Mainly because it's true.

So a bigoted, witless, and baseless smear is all it takes to be counted as "awesome/funny" now, eh?

And misspelled too.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:01 pm
by Prussia-Steinbach
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
The Tiger Kingdom wrote:So a bigoted, witless, and baseless smear is all it takes to be counted as "awesome/funny" now, eh?

And misspelled too.

Hypocracy: A form of government in which the leader says one thing and does another, resulting in the populace's utter confusion

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:03 pm
by Wisconsin9
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:And misspelled too.

Hypocracy: A form of government in which the leader says one thing and does another, resulting in the populace's utter confusion

Argh you have no idea how much I want to make a joke about a certain infamous NSer.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:05 pm
by Prussia-Steinbach
Wisconsin9 wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Hypocracy: A form of government in which the leader says one thing and does another, resulting in the populace's utter confusion

Argh you have no idea how much I want to make a joke about a certain infamous NSer.

Hippocracy: A form of government in which the American right is in full, dictatorial control of all aspects of society

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:11 pm
by Frisivisia
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:Argh you have no idea how much I want to make a joke about a certain infamous NSer.

Hippocracy: A form of government in which the American right is in full, dictatorial control of all aspects of society

Hippocracy: A form of government in which a teenager from another country rules with absolute nationalism in the country governed, resulting in very odd looks being passed at the teenager before he stones them to death for not being nationalistic enough.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 07, 2013 10:12 pm
by Bodobol
Frisivisia wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Hippocracy: A form of government in which the American right is in full, dictatorial control of all aspects of society

Hippocracy: A form of government in which a teenager from another country rules with absolute nationalism in the country governed, resulting in very odd looks being passed at the teenager before he stones them to death for not being nationalistic enough.


I love you Joe.