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PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:29 am
by Union of Confederate Socialist Republics
Slafstopia wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16337400#p16337400

Benuty wrote:North Korea is more of a rapist fuckocracy than a monarchy.


I say we start a new political party - the Fuckocratic Party. Our motto can be "Because screw you, that's why." Best quote, Benuty.


You have no idea how tempted I am to create an actual party called that.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:04 am
by Nightkill the Emperor

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:06 am
by Belligerent Alcoholics
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16357913#p16357913

For those who don't feel like clicking a link...
Farnhamia wrote:50 points from Gryffidor for not understanding that NSG is not a blog site.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:07 am
by Anollasia
In F&NI:


Azadstan wrote:We use sundials.

Be afraid of our ultra-advancements!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:08 am
by Kouralia
Anollasia wrote:In F&NI:


Azadstan wrote:We use sundials.

Be afraid of our ultra-advancements!

Obvs my thread is best F/NI thread.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:19 am
by Katganistan
Farnhamia wrote:50 points from Gryffidor for not understanding that NSG is not a blog site.


I laughed.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:00 am
by Belligerent Alcoholics
Galloism wrote:Let's go for a walk.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:In this heat!?

Galloism wrote:Won't kill you.
You might melt, but I've upgraded your systems. You'll reform like the bad guy terminator after the sun goes down.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You used parts made in China...

Galloism wrote:So your eyes are a little different than before. Big deal.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 12:01 pm
by Anollasia
Kouralia wrote:
Anollasia wrote:In F&NI:



Obvs my thread is best F/NI thread.


Not that it's a bad thread but I meant that I found the quote funny. :p

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:36 pm
by Farnhamia
Ifreann wrote:
greed and death wrote:The sun discriminates against me and turns my ass red in about 15 minutes.

If I had to look at your ass for fifteen minutes I'd want to punish you, too.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 11:31 pm
by Maklohi Vai
Milchama wrote:
Astograth wrote:I don't know what came over me typing up that schedule - Thursday doesn't ever go after Monday. Should be OK now.


And we all thought that Rebecca Black taught us nothing...


It might help to read some of the previous discussion, but I think it's pretty self-explanatory.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:01 pm
by The Republic of Lanos
Shofercia wrote:
Kelmet wrote:Ok we get it, Both sides are fucked


You get it, but does Congress?

*start trailer music*

Find out, on September 9th, in a thrilling trailer: will America go to war, over the thin red line, without knowing who crossed it? Will Congress attach pork barrel spending to the Tonkin Persian Gulf Resolutions? Will Obama be able to impress the Republicans? How will the lobbyists do?

All this and more, on the new exciting reality show, which always premieres on C-SPAN! Or, as one observer eloquently phrased it: "To bomb, or not to bomb, that is the question, is it not?"

This will be a debate that you wouldn't want to miss!

*end trailer music*

Coming soon, to a C-SPAN channel near you!

PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 5:10 pm
by Shofercia
The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Shofercia wrote:
You get it, but does Congress?

*start trailer music*

Find out, on September 9th, in a thrilling trailer: will America go to war, over the thin red line, without knowing who crossed it? Will Congress attach pork barrel spending to the Tonkin Persian Gulf Resolutions? Will Obama be able to impress the Republicans? How will the lobbyists do?

All this and more, on the new exciting reality show, which always premieres on C-SPAN! Or, as one observer eloquently phrased it: "To bomb, or not to bomb, that is the question, is it not?"

This will be a debate that you wouldn't want to miss!

*end trailer music*

Coming soon, to a C-SPAN channel near you!


Thank you :D

PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 8:57 pm
by NERVUN
Skrewalkers wrote:
NERVUN wrote:No, the NRA (That's Japan's new nuclear regulatory agency, not the American gun nuts) has concluded that quite likely the earthquake trashed Fukushima Daiichi and even without the tsunami, there would have been a meltdown in at least Reactor number 1.


Actually, the U.S. National Rifle Association did release the following statement:

"Once again, we see that the gun grabbers in Japan, whose barbaric and near total prohibition of firearms has left Japan a crime-ridden demilitarized zone of drug addicts and non-Christians, only succeeded in denying an innocent Reactor in its own nuclear power plant to be raped and killed by an earthquake. If that reactor had a simple AR-15 or even just a Mossberg 500 Pump Action Shotgun, that earthquake could have been stopped at the door, or more likely deterred completely by the fear of an armed reactor. Look closely, America: Do you want your family raped and killed by a Tsunami?"

PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:33 pm
by Regnum Dominae
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Regnum Dominae wrote:Hippo,

You have said in the past that the sole responsibility of a business is to generate profit:



And that's exactly what this business was doing. Consumers complained, and the company responded by doing what the consumers asked of them. If they had ignored the consumers, their bottom line would have suffered, and the company would have failed to generate maximum profit for its shareholders. To ignore the demands of these consumers would have been a blatantly anti-profit move, and you know it.

Stop being so hypocritical - or, should I say, hippocritical, and stop ignoring your own principles when it suits your "EVIL AMERICA-HATING LIBERALS" narrative.

But that's just the commie's two cents.


Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:37 pm
by Gaveo
Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

:rofl:

PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:38 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

:rofl:

PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:41 pm
by Bone Fort
... Hippo's Finnish?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:42 pm
by Wisconsin9
Bone Fort wrote:... Hippo's Finnish?

Yup.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:43 pm
by Regnum Dominae
Bone Fort wrote:... Hippo's Finnish?

Yes. It took me a while to figure that out though because he refers to Americans as "we".

PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:44 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Regnum Dominae wrote:
Bone Fort wrote:... Hippo's Finnish?

Yes. It took me a while to figure that out though because he refers to Americans as "we".

He's much more American than you will ever be, Regnum. ;)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 10:46 pm
by Bone Fort
Wisconsin9 wrote:
Bone Fort wrote:... Hippo's Finnish?

Yup.


...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:52 am
by Arglorand
Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

Fucking beautiful.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:54 am
by Blekksprutia
Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

I laughed. Hard. And then I choked a little.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:16 am
by Greater Tezdrian
^Glorious. However...

Jamessonia wrote:This should be a TV show. The Kaiser's Flying Rape Train.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:18 am
by Ontorisa
Spoder wrote:Anonymous is just looking for their 15 minutes of fame. They could've made a cat video, but oh well...


Hilarious.