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Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:24 pm**

Srboslavija wrote:He could also be the first ironic president and call the attack on Syria - Operation Nobel Peace.

Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:25 pm**

Shofercia wrote:
Srboslavija wrote:He could also be the first ironic president and call the attack on Syria - Operation Nobel Peace.

Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing

Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:27 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Shofercia wrote:
Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing

Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.

A Serb, a Croat and a Bosniak walk into a bar. They see an Albanian, and find something to agree on

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:28 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Shofercia wrote:
Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing

Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.

"Oh you think that was funny, do you? Well those large men in the back would like a word with you after the show."

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:30 pm**

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Now I'm imagining Slavic standup comedy.

"Oh you think that was funny, do you? Well those large men in the back would like a word with you after the show."

I have to admit... your sig applies to your post perfectly

My humor is like church wine: dry and tasteless...If you are not sure if I am being serious, assume that I am not.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:33 pm**

Shofercia wrote:
Srboslavija wrote:He could also be the first ironic president and call the attack on Syria - Operation Nobel Peace.

Maybe it's just a Slavic thing, but I burst out laughing

So did I, but then I am Slavic in origins as well although not as Serbian as Polish in extraction. Now I must get back to eating kielbasa before it gets colder than the days of the Warsaw Pact and NATO.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:45 pm**

Moar modly awesome.

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I give Afanis a *** 1 day ban *** for blatant sexual raunchiness and inappropriate posting, and glance around the rest of you whilst idly hefting the Mighty Banhammer meaningfully. Lets not have any more posts that make me or another mod come in here and kick all y'all off this hill, neh?

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 7:54 pm**

Siaos wrote:
Slafstopia wrote:
Noone cares about quotes about communism unless they're from Marx or Engels.

"Shake Shake Shake, Shake your booty, Shake your booty"
-Karl Marx

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 8:15 pm**

viewtopic.php?p=16337400#p16337400

Benuty wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Communists don't really care for Monarchies.

North Korea is more of a rapist fuckocracy than a monarchy.

I say we start a new political party - the Fuckocratic Party. Our motto can be "Because screw you, that's why." Best quote, Benuty.

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:16 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
The Scientific States wrote:
I must say I always laugh at med advertisements on tv when talking about side effects.

It always shows happy people riding bikes and stuff, while it explains the possibly fatal side effects in a calm voice.

"Lameota can cause blood clots, a third nipple, enlargement of the nut sack, homicidal thoughts and aspirations to become a politician. Do not take Lameota if you have 11 fingers, vote Libertarian or think your pregnant with the Antichrist. Burning sensation when peeing purple may occur in diabetic patients. Consult a doctor if you're a woman and suddenly grow testicles. This may be a serious and fatal side effect that can result in death from the fucking stupidity of those who created this medicine.

Lameota, if you dare."

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:12 am**

Serrland wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Except this is Italy, where geologists were convicted of manslaughter because they didn't issue adequate warnings of the 2009 earthquake.

I feel a bit bad, my first thought was "well, I wonder who is going to jail for not predicting this..."

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:29 am**

Slafstopia wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16337400#p16337400

Benuty wrote:North Korea is more of a rapist fuckocracy than a monarchy.

I say we start a new political party - the Fuckocratic Party. Our motto can be "Because screw you, that's why." Best quote, Benuty.

You're late.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People_of_Freedom

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:17 am**

New Libertarian States wrote:
Siaos wrote:"Shake Shake Shake, Shake your booty, Shake your booty"
-Karl Marx

Haha, I thought this was great.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:21 am**

Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=16327665#p16327665

For those who don't feel like clicking teh linky...
Frisbeeteria wrote: *** SUPREME WARNING FOR GRAVEDIGGING***

Another bit of modly awesome...
NERVUN wrote:Slight gravedig, but upon further reflection based on another instance, it was decided by the several Mods that [violet] did flame here and as the rules apply to Mods AND Admins, she is *** warned ***.

...Posting awesome quotes from locked threads with properly-used warn tags doesn't count as mod impersonation, right?

[violet] got warned? That's amazing, ;-;

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:24 am**

Blekksprutia wrote:
Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:For those who don't feel like clicking teh linky...

Another bit of modly awesome...

...Posting awesome quotes from locked threads with properly-used warn tags doesn't count as mod impersonation, right?

[violet] got warned? That's amazing, ;-;

That's really old news.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 7:28 am**

Astrolinium wrote:
Blekksprutia wrote:[violet] got warned? That's amazing, ;-;

That's really old news.

I'm a really young nation.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:04 pm**

Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I give Afanis a *** 1 day ban *** for blatant sexual raunchiness and inappropriate posting, and glance around the rest of you whilst idly hefting the Mighty Banhammer meaningfully. Lets not have any more posts that make me or another mod come in here and kick all y'all off this hill, neh?

Belligerent Alcoholics wrote:Moar modly awesome.
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I give Afanis a *** 1 day ban *** for blatant sexual raunchiness and inappropriate posting, and glance around the rest of you whilst idly hefting the Mighty Banhammer meaningfully. Lets not have any more posts that make me or another mod come in here and kick all y'all off this hill, neh?

Damn it ninja'd...

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:12 pm**

Want a mindscrew of a thread? Here ya go!

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:18 pm**

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Haktiva wrote:Looks like the US government is scrambling for friends since the UK and Germany are ruling out military action

The British are out and the French are in. Fries are French Fries again and it's now 'freedom muffins'.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:51 pm**

Cannot think of a name wrote:
The Wycihowskiist Collective wrote:Hell, what if a furrie who identifies as a dog wants to be walked by a person?

Craigslist.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:05 pm**

Re: The Republican party saying "our party freed the slaves!" and so forth:

Risottia wrote:
Schweizweld wrote:
Bragging about things they did in 1864 shows how lame they've become, what have they done for us lately.

Well, they made PRC from a left-wing totalitarian hellhole into a right-wing totalitarian hellhole.
And Reagan beat the crap out of every citizen of the Soviet Union with his right fist. Because he didn't like the left.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:29 pm**

Bottle wrote:Re: The Republican party saying "our party freed the slaves!" and so forth:
Risottia wrote:
Well, they made PRC from a left-wing totalitarian hellhole into a right-wing totalitarian hellhole.
And Reagan beat the crap out of every citizen of the Soviet Union with his right fist. Because he didn't like the left.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:16 pm**

Gren, it might not be a good idea to quote DoS posters, even if they were the leadon for an AQ.

Posted: **Sat Aug 31, 2013 2:02 am**

Lordieth wrote:
Souseiseki wrote:but... m-money?! money! money!!

I just don't get that same warm fuzzy feeling when I stroke my wallet.

From "Kittens on the line"

Posted: **Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:24 am**

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Vultasia wrote:I demand a male wet t-shirt contest.

Go!

Sorry.

My t-shirts don't have a gender.

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