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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Fri Jul 26, 2013 4:49 am

Genivaria wrote:Fuck yeah I got TWO!!


Make it three.

Genivaria wrote:
Orcoa wrote:There names will be Goku, Optimus Prime, Rainbow Dash, and Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan is indeed a fictional character. In the sense that I refuse to accept he's a real person.


I literally laughed so hard I gave myself a headache. :rofl:
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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:49 am

Ifreann wrote:
Condunum wrote:If anyone is the gay lord in this relationship, it's me.

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Divair
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Founded: May 06, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Divair » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:27 am

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Aquafireland wrote:
You wanna have a debate? Lets go.

"The naked mole rat is not truly a mammal."

I will take the negative position.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jul 26, 2013 11:37 am

Divair wrote:
Anachronous Rex wrote:"The naked mole rat is not truly a mammal."

I will take the negative position.

:lol:
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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Ionian Knights
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Postby Ionian Knights » Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:10 pm

Esternial wrote:

Let me make a mental note here:

"Don't trust Div's judgement, ever"

:p
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Divair
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Postby Divair » Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:13 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:
Esternial wrote:Let me make a mental note here:

"Don't trust Div's judgement, ever"

:p

No.
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Divair
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Postby Divair » Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:19 pm

Frisivisia wrote:
Divair wrote:You're supposed to email them. Jeez, Biden, can't you read?

I was elected to lead, not to read.
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Ionian Knights
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Postby Ionian Knights » Fri Jul 26, 2013 6:21 pm

Divair wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:

No.


Yes. :rofl:

Divair wrote:
Frisivisia wrote:I was elected to lead, not to read.


dammit, I'm too slow
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Founded: May 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Fri Jul 26, 2013 7:03 pm

The Blue Wolf Federation wrote:Honestly, If my girl were to cheat on me, I would ask who she wants more. Because I love her, I'd let her have him since I want her to be happy. If she was just feeling confused then granted I'd take her back any day, but fight the guy she likes? That's just insensitive to the way she feels and thinks.

In a relationship, it's always about the other person so honestly, fighting them or beating up the girl or ANYBODY is just plain a lack of control on my part as the boyfriend (or ex if it ended up that way).

Rest of the thread's pretty good so far too.
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Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:13 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Adventures of NightMod

"I'd like to report someone for flaming."

"OK, DOS."

"That's a little far-"

"DOS for you too. Now I'm going to drink some chai."

Alternatively,

"I'd like to report someone for flaming."

"Oh, grow a thicker skin, pussy. DOS for you."

Most likely,

"I'd like to report someone for flaming."

"Why are you talking to me?"

"You're a mod."

"Oh. But what if you and the flamer were the same guy the whole time?"

"What."

"Loose ends handled."
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Divair
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Postby Divair » Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:15 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Most likely,

"I'd like to report someone for flaming."

"Why are you talking to me?"

"You're a mod."

"Oh. But what if you and the flamer were the same guy the whole time?"

"What."

"Loose ends handled."

I laughed way too hard at that.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:17 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Oh oh, pick me. I already wear cat ears. :p

Image
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Jul 26, 2013 8:19 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Regnum Dominae wrote:Image


I laughed.
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The Land of Truth
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Founded: Jun 23, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby The Land of Truth » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:07 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
The Blue Wolf Federation wrote:Honestly, If my girl were to cheat on me, I would ask who she wants more. Because I love her, I'd let her have him since I want her to be happy. If she was just feeling confused then granted I'd take her back any day, but fight the guy she likes? That's just insensitive to the way she feels and thinks.

In a relationship, it's always about the other person so honestly, fighting them or beating up the girl or ANYBODY is just plain a lack of control on my part as the boyfriend (or ex if it ended up that way).

Rest of the thread's pretty good so far too.

That's surprising coming from this guy. I have a new found respect for him.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jul 26, 2013 9:22 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:"Night, will you accept modship?"

*every computer monitor breaks*

"What I did, I did without choice."

"You banned everyone."

"In the name of shits and giggles."
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Reploid Productions » Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:04 am

Throwing this one in because it seriously cracked me up, partly because while reading the thread, I was thinking the exact same thing:
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The Land of Truth
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Land of Truth » Sat Jul 27, 2013 11:44 am

Olthar wrote:Since God is formed by our beliefs, I'd believe that God is a woman. Then I'd have lesbian sex with her and get married to her. Then I'd use my new wife powers to back seat control the universe.
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98% of all Internet users would cry if Facebook broke down. If you are part of that 2% who simply would sit back and laugh, copy and paste this into your sig. Don't tell me what to do!
Ec: -8.62; Soc: -5.44

Your argument is invalid.
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Grenartia
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Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:24 pm

This one needs a bit of context.

Grenartia wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:Jesus.

That means any one of us could be spambots.

I know I'm human. And if you were all spambots, then you'd just attack me right now, so some of you are still human. The spambots don't want to show themselves, they wants to hide as true posters. They'll fight if they has to, but they're vulnerable out in the open. If they take us over, then they have no more enemies, nobody left to report them. And then they've won.


Ok. Roll call. Who's not a cylon?


Hathradic States wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
Ok. Roll call. Who's not a cylon?

I must confess, I am a Cylon.


Agritum wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:I must confess, I am a Cylon.

"User was DEATed for being a threat to the human race"
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The Republic of Lanos
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Founded: Apr 17, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:02 pm

Nathi is not above memepics:
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:
Blakk Metal wrote:That's because the spam'bots' aren't actually computer programs, they're actually...

ALIENS!

Image

Sounds legit.
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Genivaria
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Founded: Mar 29, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Genivaria » Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:03 pm

The Land of Truth wrote:
Olthar wrote:Since God is formed by our beliefs, I'd believe that God is a woman. Then I'd have lesbian sex with her and get married to her. Then I'd use my new wife powers to back seat control the universe.

The disturbing thing about that is she'd do it to.
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Thafoo
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Postby Thafoo » Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:08 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:
Esternial wrote:Let me make a mental note here:

"Don't trust Div's judgement, ever"

:p

I don't really see how that's funny... or awesome... in fact, it seems more like a very duddish dud...
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Ionian Knights
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Postby Ionian Knights » Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:23 pm

tofu...

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=254642

The whole front page. :rofl:
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Albul
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Postby Albul » Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:39 pm

Thafoo wrote:
Albul wrote:Go ahead. :P

Now, I have a quote on the awesome quotes thread, more than 500 posts, a quote in someone else's sig, and a left-wing bias. Does this make me an NSG'er now? :P

I have more than five quotes in AQ, a post count that cannot have a candle held to it*, quite a few siggedies, and a political compass that makes many communists seem centrist.

I have bested you.

*I promise I won't brag about this anymore
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Thafoo
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Postby Thafoo » Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:41 pm

Albul wrote:
Thafoo wrote:I have more than five quotes in AQ, a post count that cannot have a candle held to it*, quite a few siggedies, and a political compass that makes many communists seem centrist.

I have bested you.

*I promise I won't brag about this anymore

Really? That's awesome? Um...

I'd like to thank L. Ron Hubbard, I guess...
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Tagmatium
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Authoritarian Democracy

Postby Tagmatium » Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:05 pm

I am honestly disappointed that few people seemed to have recognised my quote of MacReady from The Thing.

All I did was change a few words from "things" to "spambot".
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