Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Prizea]

I just couldn't help laughing at this one.

I have a pornographic memory

And the response:

I believe you mean "photographic."

It's all porn for Olwe. All porn.

[Prizea]

You don't think it is okay to be nervous around gay people? They sometimes act weird.

So I know this isn't awesome, like at all, but given the context of the conversation, it was hilarious.

Even without context it is pretty hilarious.

[Krazakistan]

It varies but typically motorised translates to: we arn't important enough for any amroured vehicles and aren't L33t enough to be called light infantry so we just have lots and lots of trucks.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

David Cameron sits alone in a darkened study, revolver with a single bullet in one hand, iPad refreshing porn in the other.

I laughed at the mental image.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Reagan? Best President?

Don't make me laugh.

He was one of the few presidents who was a professional actor, so I'm not really surprised. His performance during the presidency of actually appearing to be in-control is worthy of an Academy.

[Hetalian Indie Rio de Janeiro]

Mods are asleep, post dick pics:

(Image)

I can't believe I fell for this one!

[Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic]

Pornographic memory??? Does it require internet? My neighbors finally locked their wifi (also, my Iphone is too slow)

[Thafoo]

Dont take the Lord's name in vein

But how else will we get high?

You can't smoke the Lord's name...

[Grenartia]

But how else will we get high?

You can't smoke the Lord's name...

Apparently, the last 12 pages or so of TET got wiped out, and that quote along with it.

[Free South Califas]

Administration with your party in power was unable to even make a budget. Whatever we do, we have done much better than administration with your party in it.

Ah good, I thought you were being uncharacteristically resonable today.

ETA: IT GETS BETTER.

I wasn't one who started it.

[Damanucus]

There is a reason why the mods are quoted a lot here: they can do their job and have fun doing it, too.

I present Exhibit A, the latest pearler from Fris:

Was I out sick the day we all swore fealty to the WA?

Guess so. Big meeting. They served bagels and little fruit cups. It was kinda nice, actually.

[Creative Vikings]

There is a reason why the mods are quoted a lot here: they can do their job and have fun doing it, too.

I present Exhibit A, the latest pearler from Fris:

Guess so. Big meeting. They served bagels and little fruit cups. It was kinda nice, actually.

I don't get it.
I mean it's great and everything, but what it needs is for the thread title to be called Awesome/Funny/Pleasant Quotes.
Snarky.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

of course you're not. You only do that to me. I feel special, somehow, to receive such special attention from you, bro; almost like we... have a connection. You and I. Me and You. What a nice little corrupt system you have here. Nice and chock full of bias and conflicted interest. This is the type of system you want new nations in NS to walk into and find? This is the image you want to portray to every single person who actually had faith in the people who were supposed to protect and serve this game? You want to act like it's not a noble pursuit, but here you sit on the cusp of being able to touch so many people in a positive manner and you've turned to matters of self-interest.

I'm going to be a thorn in your side, one way or another. Immolate me in fire and make me NS' first 'martyr'. That would be interesting.

The Moderation thread has been full of these kinds of people lately, and it's always good for a laugh.

[Wisconsin9]

of course you're not. You only do that to me. I feel special, somehow, to receive such special attention from you, bro; almost like we... have a connection. You and I. Me and You. What a nice little corrupt system you have here. Nice and chock full of bias and conflicted interest. This is the type of system you want new nations in NS to walk into and find? This is the image you want to portray to every single person who actually had faith in the people who were supposed to protect and serve this game? You want to act like it's not a noble pursuit, but here you sit on the cusp of being able to touch so many people in a positive manner and you've turned to matters of self-interest.

I'm going to be a thorn in your side, one way or another. Immolate me in fire and make me NS' first 'martyr'. That would be interesting.

The Moderation thread has been full of these kinds of people lately, and it's always good for a laugh.

The funniest thing is he thinks he's the first.

[The Tiger Kingdom]

The Moderation thread has been full of these kinds of people lately, and it's always good for a laugh.

The funniest thing is he thinks he's the first.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Let him believe. Must you crush every impossible dream?

[Wisconsin9]

The funniest thing is he thinks he's the first.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Let him believe. Must you crush every impossible dream?

Yes. Tears may not sustain me, but they do taste delicious.

[Imperializt Russia]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Let him believe. Must you crush every impossible dream?

Yes. Tears may not sustain me, but they do taste delicious.

This is probably deserving of its own entry.

*size tags removed due to better understanding on context

[L Ron Cupboard]

I must say that Dr. Archregimancy finds Bottle's reasoning to be strangely compelling.

Guys, when aliens say they want you for your brains, that's not what they mean...

Brilliant.

[The Republic of Lanos]

He is, at that. You don't want to be here when he's a firin his lazors.

I can imagine.

[The Land of Truth]

I say give them ballistae.

For dealing with fortified crack houses? "Hey guys, we've got a big rock for you!"

We were talking about weapons to give to police and I almost spit out my water when I read this.

[Krazakistan]

I was in Kindergarten when my school diagnosed me with Autism (well, they had a guy from the nearest big city come in and diagnose me).

You get a mental disorder!
He gets a mental disorder!
EVERYONE GETS A MENTAL DISORDER!

Couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.

[Anachronous Rex]

Honestly I actually thought this was going to be about those 'You wouldn't steal a car' illegal downloading vids.
Which are full of shit btw.

Indeed.

Fuck that. I would totally download a car from the internet if I could.

"The design you have selected exceeds the volume capacity of your printer. Job has been scaled to 1:10. Proceed with print job?"

Yay my cat has a convertible!

[Genivaria]

Fuck yeah I got TWO!!

[Imperializt Russia]

For dealing with fortified crack houses? "Hey guys, we've got a big rock for you!"

We were talking about weapons to give to police and I almost spit out my water when I read this.

What a shame he doesn't know what a ballista is.

[Sahrani DR]

About Nationstates 2:

By Jocabia

The game sucked. The developers sucked. The support sucked. The admins sucked. And they wanted us to pay for the privilege of watching it suck. On top of that, they did their level best to screw the creator of the game. Other than that, it rocked.