Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Ionian Knights]

I'm noticing a lot of these awesome quotes have me as the butt of the joke

[Mushet]

I thought this was funny, if not a bit off color The thread was locked when I came across it but I did what I could with the format.

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote: I will.
I will put my bloody lady cave all over your most prized possessions. I will make sure to grab a nice, gooey hunk of my uterine lining and hide it in your bedroom so your room will forever smell like my decaying uterus.

[Damanucus]

I thought this was funny, if not a bit off color The thread was locked when I came across it but I did what I could with the format.

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote: I will.
I will put my bloody lady cave all over your most prized possessions. I will make sure to grab a nice, gooey hunk of my uterine lining and hide it in your bedroom so your room will forever smell like my decaying uterus.

Off-colour's about right. Neither funny nor awesome, just disgusting.

[Grenartia]

I thought this was funny, if not a bit off color The thread was locked when I came across it but I did what I could with the format.

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote: I will.
I will put my bloody lady cave all over your most prized possessions. I will make sure to grab a nice, gooey hunk of my uterine lining and hide it in your bedroom so your room will forever smell like my decaying uterus.

Needs some context. Also, here's how to get the quote to look like it should.

Code: Select all

[quote="Torcularis Septentrionalis";p="XX"][/quote]

Now, what you do is you click on that little earmarked paper symbol near the top left of the post.

Doing that with your post, I get the following URL:

viewtopic.php?p=15558134#p15558134

What you do now is copypaste the underlined numbers (though the ones in the URL for Torcularis's post, not yours), and replace the XX in the code with them.

Kind of complicated to explain, but once you figure it out, its simple.

[Mushet]

I will.
I will put my bloody lady cave all over your most prized possessions. I will make sure to grab a nice, gooey hunk of my uterine lining and hide it in your bedroom so your room will forever smell like my decaying uterus.

Thanks Gren

[Phocidaea]

A bit from Hippostania, of all people, summarizing someone's "argument":

Now we have to wait for the political correct hurt feelings police to arrive and condemn it because it's "racist".

Racist racist

racist racist racist

racist racist

racist

racist

racist

racist racist

racist

racist racist racist racist

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON'T KILL TOFU
I LOVE HIM ;____________________________________________;

We think it's a cybernetic impostor.

Still hot tbh.

[The Serbian Empire]

I'm noticing a lot of these awesome quotes have me as the butt of the joke

Mine are much the same where I am just the set up man that leaves the door open for jokes. I'm always the set up man and never the closer.

[Phocidaea]

I'm surprised so many people voted that inequality is bad. Has half of NS turned into anarchists and communists recently?

[Thafoo]

I didn't even Internet-laugh at that one.

[Omorov-Nier]

Hey, I got that reference!

Everyone got that reference.

[Bodobol]

America is the world's smartest country, of course.

Our schools' geography classes teach us about all eight countries of the world: America the Brave, Communada, Illegal Immigrexico, The Tea Lovers, The Commies, Frogland, and FormerNaziWorld. And, for high school, the ninth country: AlQaedaStan. Our views aren't skewed at all. Christopher Americalumbus found a land which was completely uninhabited and decided to settle it under the watchful eye of God our Lord who watches over us through Santa Claus who lives on the North Pole which is definitely not melting.

[Belligerent Alcoholics]

Being fast can be quite negative in some contexts.

Fast isn't the right choice. I prefer rough.

[Luziyca]

No. Bids. As in HOST. BIDS.

Biiids falling down the voooting
Out of the Worldvision ruuuuuning
Nooooo votes, nooooo prize
Biiiiids...

[Frisivisia]

A bit from Hippostania, of all people, summarizing someone's "argument":

Now we have to wait for the political correct hurt feelings police to arrive and condemn it because it's "racist".

Hardly awesome or funny, but posting poor excuses for straw men offered up by Hippostania keeps the thread going, I guess.

[Damanucus]

Okay, this is from an external forum (well, a regional forum, so your definition of "external" may depend on your mileage), but very much NS-related...ish. I think.

To put into context, New Warsaw Pact are deciding on a regional capital. This began the following exchange:

Simple and neutral, yes, but not very imaginative (this coming from a guy who lives near a city that's next to a really salty lake, imaginatively named "Salt Lake City"). Simple and neutral definitely has its advantages. I'm just saying I get enough vanilla geography here at home, and would like to see some Rocky Road or Neapolitan in our region's capital.

I...would like to see some Rocky Road or Neapolitan in our region's capital.

So, Baskin Robbins, then? I've heard worse capital names

And think of the excuses it gives ambassadors. "Sorry, honey, I'll be in Baskin Robbins all week."

[Phocidaea]

A bit from Hippostania, of all people, summarizing someone's "argument":

Hardly awesome or funny, but posting poor excuses for straw men offered up by Hippostania keeps the thread going, I guess.

Hippo is right here. That's all Dakini's case was: everything you said? Racist.

[Individuality-ness]

What's an "evolutionist"?

Guess it's similar to a "Gravitionist." Someone who believes in gravity.

Do they celebrate mass?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

What's an "evolutionist"?

Do they celebrate mass?

Do they accelerate mass would be more accurate, really...

[Individuality-ness]

Do they accelerate mass would be more accurate, really...

Good point. This is why I suck at physics.

[Free South Califas]

From now on, you only need one two-word phrase. Nailed to the Perch explains:

Life must be difficult when you can't comprehend what you read.

I think it's a combination of a refusal to read and a staggeringly childish view of what constitutes "hate." "You only make me go to school because you HATE me, Mommy! You won't let me play in traffic because you HATE me, Daddy! You expect me not to punch my brother in the face because you HATE me, Grandpa!" Feminists "hate" men so much that we think they are mostly perfectly reasonable human beings who should be given exactly the same rights and respect and held to exactly the same standards as other adults. We "hate" them so much that we get angry when people suggest that men as a whole are inherently violent, stupid, incompetent, entitled, narcissistic, incapable of self-control, or otherwise terrible, because we know loads of men who are none of those things and would prefer the assholes of the world own up to their assholishness rather than claiming, "I can't help being a douchebag, because PENIS MAGIC!" We are super-vicious like that, we feminists.

[Free South Califas]

I'm noticing a lot of these awesome quotes have me as the butt of the joke

I'm not. You're not as interesting as you think you are. Maybe you should stick to the discussion threads if you don't want to share any quotes, anyway.

(But since I'm already here...)

I thought this was funny, if not a bit off color The thread was locked when I came across it but I did what I could with the format.

Off-colour's about right. Neither funny nor awesome, just disgusting.

To be fair, it was in response to someone who said she should suffer through her period without any help, even pads. The missing context turned it quickly from 'awesome' to 'disgusting' and gave an unfair picture of Torcularis, as well.

[Nationalist State of Knox]

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[Free South Califas]

Star Wars: The Old Republic.

In which you can literally shock (This is exclusively for one female character) and beat your companions causing them to cry. It's legitimately terrible.

Done by the same company that you advocate as 'progressive'. They're just a little less bad than most other development companies.

When playing as a Sith Fascist Fuck whose primary function is evil, yes, you can do so.

Would you prefer the Dark Side options be 'Give less than 10% of your income to charity' or 'Refuse to compliment companion's new outfit'?

[Shofercia]

But, but, it's Vazdania!!!

Long story short, someone flamed Vazdania. It was reported to Moderation, and dealt with. I got a chuckle out of the excuse, and Kat's reaction, so posting it here

And? It's Vazdania.

"It's Vazdania" doesn't give you some magical pass to violate the rules about flaming other players. There's no notation in the entry on flaming that makes it okay because it's Vazdania. He is a player, ergo you are not permitted to personally attack him if you find his opinions disagreeable.