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South Asia Minor
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Postby South Asia Minor » Mon Feb 28, 2011 3:20 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:Shameless self-promotion...

Conserative Morality wrote:Twenty years later...

B&C: "Hey General, I'm Secretary General of the UN! Muhahahaha!"

New Poster: "You're the what of the who?"

Old Poster: "Aww. Buffy thinks he's an adult. *ruffles hair*"

CM: "I thought you were going to be someone important."

The What of the WHO is an entirely different position within that organisation.
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And scared of dying,
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Izandai
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Izandai » Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:20 pm

NERVUN wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Why ever not, Earl?

Look at them...
*gestures towards the gnomes*
They need this...

*Gently takes Nana by the shoulders, spins her around and gives her a gentle tap towards the GA forum* Go in there and say that you think the WA should have an army... Will pick up what's left of you in a few hours. :p

Win.

NERVUN wrote:
Takaram wrote:
*Starts shouting something about mod oppression and 1984*

Mod opression? MOD OPRESSION?! YOU WANNA SEE MOD OPRESSION?!

*Drops 2 ton weight labed "Ye Mod's Anger" on Takaram*.

Or is that Mod compression? I get confused. :p

Even more win.
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Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:16 pm

I wish my God's Penis thread was around. It had several quotes of win.
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The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:18 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I wish my God's Penis thread was around. It had several quotes of win.

Yeah. It was great. We should have had it archived.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:20 pm

Izandai wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I wish my God's Penis thread was around. It had several quotes of win.

Yeah. It was great. We should have had it archived.

I didn't even see the end of it, actually. It was in General, but got trolled and spammed while I was at school, and the mods deleted it before I got back.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Izandai » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:22 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Izandai wrote:Yeah. It was great. We should have had it archived.

I didn't even see the end of it, actually. It was in General, but got trolled and spammed while I was at school, and the mods deleted it before I got back.

That sucks. All I remember of it was the declaration that God's dick was super tiny, that when he did Mary she was still a virgin because it was to small to break the hymen, and that God's first spunk was the Big Bang.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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Mediterreania
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Postby Mediterreania » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:29 pm

Found it...
FreeAgency wrote:Shellfish

The very thought of them is disgusting is it not? Not only that but to eat them is wholy unnatural. Lobsters aren't found in Africa; I've never seen a single scientific studdy which showed that men are supposed to eat crab, and indeed doing so is entirely a result of our modern hedonistic society. It's true that in ancient times men knew not to eat shellfish, and to punish those among them who did. Studdies have even shown that God was wise in prohibiting them thus, and he has rained his justice down upon those who would refuse his will: Cholera, Botchulism; the shellfish-eating plagues.

Eating shellfish is an afront to all good Americans, and those who are actively trying to subvert our culture. They run commercials for Red Lobster at peak prime-time hours, and shows such as 'deadliest catch' to seduce our youth by making the 'shellfish lifestyle' seem thrilling and "cool."

Indeed there is no escaping it. Shellfish eating used to be restricted to dens of sin such as Red Lobster and Long John Silvers, but now days I cannot even take my children to a public restaurant anymore (even the supposedly "family friendly ones") without risking their having to watch some deranged individual flaunting his sin, and -I- am told to leave when I ask, politely, for him to please keep his lifestyle private. They run adds in newspapers, on public busses, and throughout the godless internet. They are even trying to subvert our education system by telling children that eating shellfish is perfectly healthy if done "safely," that it is not unnatural, and that people who do so are not evil. If we don't stand up against these headons now, what will happen to the next generation?

That's why I am proposing that all good Godfearing Americans join forces and propose legislation to thwart the Pro-Shellfish agenda. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to introduce religion into the government - even though this nation was founded on Christian ideals - or force anyone to do anything. I hate the sin, not the sinner, and it must be their decision to embrase Christ and abandon their wicked dietary habits. Instead, I propose only that we act to preserve traditional values, by constitutionally defining a restaurant as an institution that serves non-shellfish only.

Those who wish to persue their godless ways will still be allowed to. We will create seperate, but equal, "Civil Eateries," where they can eat whatever horrid things they like. This we must do, for the preservation of our morals, our society, and our children. America depends upon it, god bless!


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Abdju
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Postby Abdju » Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:52 pm

To use the immortal phrase... "See my sig", but expanded here and with links :)

Great Nepal wrote:1. Toxic in air isn't going to kill people directlly.
2. Tax supporting environment are useless, we can live without it.


Sungai Pusat wrote:No, I know exactly what happened. The Titanic had left USA's shores and somewhere near the Arctic Circle, the ship met with an iceburg. In that instance, the Titanic had inadequate lifeboats. See, there's the problem: Not enough lifeboats.


Turan Cumhuriyeti wrote:no you presented lower quality of brain


Great Nepal wrote:
Makaar wrote:I know these words, but this analogy makes no sense. TVs and computers don't feel pain; animals do, and for that reason they are more than simple property to be abused and mistreated.

Oh, so their ability to feel pain makes them superior to property even though a human owns both of them? So I assume it is illegal to kill Protozoa?


Great Nepal wrote:Well, non-serpent creatures are treated as... well animals. They have no legal rights and no legal duties. As a superior species we have full right to do what we want with them. As for serpent ones, cabinet seems happy to define equal rights for them; provided of course that there is a clear evidence they exist which haven't been found yet.


greed and death wrote:Spanish was an Amerindian language.

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Great Nepal - Tax supporting environment are useless, we can live without it.
Great Nepal - Lions can't fly. Therefore, eagles are superior.
Turan Cumhuriyeti - no you presented lower quality of brain
Greed and Death - Spanish was an Amerindian language.
Sungai Pusat - No, I know exactly what happened. The Titanic had left USA's shores and somewhere near the Arctic Circle
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:41 pm

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Minoriteeburg wrote:

Hey! Me too!


Pfft, you guys still needs reasons to drink :p



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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:28 pm

Ashmoria wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:As good as I'm sure that makes you feel, it doesn't really contribute to the conversation. Thanks, though.

now im getting paranoid about breathing jesus.

thanks NR.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Mar 01, 2011 6:29 pm

Teccor wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Ew, you sound like my grandfather. :p

Your grandpa's a player, sonny.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Izandai
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Postby Izandai » Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:10 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Ingini wrote:I would... like to tell you guys that... you are.... -hic- ...the lovliest giraffes... -hic- ....in the world. And I shud know.... ...being a diplomat...eee-tat-ee-tat... of... -hic- ...Ingwini....

*Looks up at the ceiling*

"Isn't the moon... beautiful?"

It was this morning, a cool crescent shape pointing towards Venus. Kinda looked like pac-man about to eat a power pellet.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

The Two Jerseys wrote:In America, 2+2=4.
In Soviet Russia, 4=2+2.
In Xerographica, 2+2=William Shakespeare!

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:17 pm

Mushet wrote:
Sedgistan wrote:War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. ;)

I was walking through the white tiled wombat with the feeling of walking through sunlight , and an armed Sedge at my back. The long hoped for bullet was entering my brain.

I gazed up at the enormous face. 3 years it has taken me to learn what kind of smile was hidden behind the angel flag. O cruel needless misunderstanding! O stubborn self willed exile from the loving breast!Two mojo scented tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I LOVE BIG MOTHER
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Mushet » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:18 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Mushet wrote:I was walking through the white tiled wombat with the feeling of walking through sunlight , and an armed Sedge at my back. The long hoped for bullet was entering my brain.

I gazed up at the enormous face. 3 years it has taken me to learn what kind of smile was hidden behind the angel flag. O cruel needless misunderstanding! O stubborn self willed exile from the loving breast!Two mojo scented tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I LOVE BIG MOTHER

You really are a stalker aren't you :p
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:20 pm

Mushet wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

You really are a stalker aren't you :p

*Stalks*
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Sedgistan » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:54 pm

Mushet wrote:
Sedgistan wrote:War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. ;)

I was walking through the white tiled wombat with the feeling of walking through sunlight , and an armed Sedge at my back. The long hoped for bullet was entering my brain.

I gazed up at the enormous face. 3 years it has taken me to learn what kind of smile was hidden behind the angel flag. O cruel needless misunderstanding! O stubborn self willed exile from the loving breast!Two mojo scented tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I LOVE BIG MOTHER

Heh, not sure how I missed that one. Love it!

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:30 pm

Anyone have more?
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Sarkhaan » Tue Mar 08, 2011 12:39 am

Tactical Grace: This thread officially devoid of content

Or something close to that.

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Postby Reploid Productions » Tue Mar 08, 2011 1:01 am

No quote thread is complete without the classic, perhaps one of the first NS-specific memes, from the dark days before mods... a quote from the dark depths of March 2003, when the 2002 nations were lamenting the flood of idiot newbies and lorded their extra few million in population over the newcomers...
The SLAGlands wrote:Perrier, you're dead. Stay in character.


And somewhat more recent, from my sig:
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
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Johz wrote:Why, I say again, can't we have earthquakes? It's not fair! You lot get exciting quakes, massive tornadoes, and all sorts of natural disasters that are way better than ours.

I know, how dare nature not give us life threatening situations! It's an insult to our manliness!
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Postby Czardas » Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:29 am

Sarkhaan wrote:Tactical Grace: This thread officially devoid of content

Or something close to that.

It was "This thread 100% certified content-free", I think.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:58 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:
Whats Wrong With Horrible Grammar?


It's like... I were getting stabbed through my fucking eye with a pencil.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Caninope » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:20 am

Reploid Productions wrote:No quote thread is complete without the classic, perhaps one of the first NS-specific memes, from the dark days before mods... a quote from the dark depths of March 2003, when the 2002 nations were lamenting the flood of idiot newbies and lorded their extra few million in population over the newcomers...
The SLAGlands wrote:Perrier, you're dead. Stay in character.


And somewhat more recent, from my sig:
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
Twigica wrote:I know, how dare nature not give us life threatening situations! It's an insult to our manliness!
Illithar wrote:Welcome to NSG, where pacifists advocate gencide...

I remember the last three. :)
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:59 am

Caninope wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:No quote thread is complete without the classic, perhaps one of the first NS-specific memes, from the dark days before mods... a quote from the dark depths of March 2003, when the 2002 nations were lamenting the flood of idiot newbies and lorded their extra few million in population over the newcomers...


And somewhat more recent, from my sig:

I remember the last three. :)

I remember [violet]'s making me crack up for a good five minutes.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:56 pm

Mushet wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Already whipped, Est?

A real pimp would get married to that bitch in a cheap vegas church and she wouldn't say a damn thing about it
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Vonners » Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:03 pm

Czardas wrote:
Sarkhaan wrote:Tactical Grace: This thread officially devoid of content

Or something close to that.

It was "This thread 100% certified content-free", I think.


I do believe it was. Good person.
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