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Postby Individuality-ness » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:55 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:I keep imagining them playing Whack-a-Mole with their banhammers, honestly.

They need to keep fresh for summer.

Aren't they keeping them fresh now, with the spammers?

Reploid Productions wrote:Let's just say that a popular response for most of this year during certain team discussions has generally involved expressing a recommendation for the anal application of a horizontal cactus to the subject of the discussion.

Anal fucking a cactus. Lovely image there, Reppy. I'm so going to get nightmares tonight.
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:56 pm

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Reploid Productions wrote:You should see what we say in the sekrit lair. :P

Many are the times I've wished I could.

It really is the only reason I'd want to be a mod, to peak behind the curtain. Having to be modly? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that.
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:57 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:They need to keep fresh for summer.

Aren't they keeping them fresh now, with the spammers?

Yeah, winter break is becoming the new summer.
"...I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can't agree with your methods of direct action;" who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by the myth of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a "more convenient season." -MLK Jr.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:58 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Wikkiwallana wrote:Many are the times I've wished I could.

It really is the only reason I'd want to be a mod, to peak behind the curtain. Having to be modly? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

Sideways, with a rabid porcupine and no lube, I assume?
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:59 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:It really is the only reason I'd want to be a mod, to peak behind the curtain. Having to be modly? Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

Sideways, with a rabid porcupine and no lube, I assume?

As is the custom.
"...I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can't agree with your methods of direct action;" who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by the myth of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a "more convenient season." -MLK Jr.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:00 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Aren't they keeping them fresh now, with the spammers?

Yeah, winter break is becoming the new summer.

Hey, now they have the biannual Whack-a-Mole fest. *nod*
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
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Postby NERVUN » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:02 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:They need to keep fresh for summer.

Aren't they keeping them fresh now, with the spammers?

Reploid Productions wrote:Let's just say that a popular response for most of this year during certain team discussions has generally involved expressing a recommendation for the anal application of a horizontal cactus to the subject of the discussion.

Anal fucking a cactus. Lovely image there, Reppy. I'm so going to get nightmares tonight.

Oh it gets worse, believe you me.

We're currently in somewhat of an arms race in terms of horrible anal violations. *nods*
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Postby Individuality-ness » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:02 pm

NERVUN wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Anal fucking a cactus. Lovely image there, Reppy. I'm so going to get nightmares tonight.

Oh it gets worse, believe you me.

Yeah, fucking a porcupine sideways without lube, I heard.
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:04 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
NERVUN wrote:Oh it gets worse, believe you me.

Yeah, fucking a porcupine sideways without lube, I heard.
With said horizontal cactus.

And Nathi in her diaper.
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Monfrox wrote:
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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby NERVUN » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:04 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
NERVUN wrote:Oh it gets worse, believe you me.

Yeah, fucking a porcupine sideways without lube, I heard.

Naw, Nazi Rape-Death Machine!
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Postby Grave_n_idle » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:05 pm

NERVUN wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Aren't they keeping them fresh now, with the spammers?


Anal fucking a cactus. Lovely image there, Reppy. I'm so going to get nightmares tonight.

Oh it gets worse, believe you me.

We're currently in somewhat of an arms race in terms of horrible anal violations. *nods*


In terms of describing them. One hopes.
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Postby Benomia » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:06 pm

Grave_n_idle wrote:
NERVUN wrote:Oh it gets worse, believe you me.

We're currently in somewhat of an arms race in terms of horrible anal violations. *nods*


In terms of describing them. One hopes.

This itself is an awesome NS quote.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:07 pm

NERVUN wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Yeah, fucking a porcupine sideways without lube, I heard.

Naw, Nazi Rape-Death Machine!

With bayonets and all? Damn. O.O
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Postby Astrolinium » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:09 pm

NERVUN wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Aren't they keeping them fresh now, with the spammers?


Anal fucking a cactus. Lovely image there, Reppy. I'm so going to get nightmares tonight.

Oh it gets worse, believe you me.

We're currently in somewhat of an arms race in terms of horrible anal violations. *nods*


You haven't reached truly awful until you're shoving Bill Cosby up there.
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Postby Gaveo » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:09 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
NERVUN wrote:Oh it gets worse, believe you me.

We're currently in somewhat of an arms race in terms of horrible anal violations. *nods*


You haven't reached truly awful until you're shoving Bill Cosby up there.

While he is wearing his signature sweaters?
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Postby Maklohi Vai » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:10 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
NERVUN wrote:Oh it gets worse, believe you me.

We're currently in somewhat of an arms race in terms of horrible anal violations. *nods*


You haven't reached truly awful until you're shoving Bill Cosby up there.

NO! Take that back! I don't need nightmares on finals week!
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:10 pm

Gaveo wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
You haven't reached truly awful until you're shoving Bill Cosby up there.

While he is wearing his signature sweaters?

While Fred Rogers and Bill Cosby are wearing them together.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

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Postby Gauntleted Fist » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:10 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
NERVUN wrote:Oh it gets worse, believe you me.

We're currently in somewhat of an arms race in terms of horrible anal violations. *nods*


You haven't reached truly awful until you're shoving Bill Cosby up there.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:11 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Gaveo wrote:While he is wearing his signature sweaters?

While Fred Rogers and Bill Cosby are wearing them together.

Why are you ruining my childhood Nightkill! T.T
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Postby Gaveo » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:12 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Gaveo wrote:While he is wearing his signature sweaters?

While Fred Rogers and Bill Cosby are wearing them together.

O_o

Mother of God...
Individuality-ness wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:While Fred Rogers and Bill Cosby are wearing them together.

Why are you ruining my childhood Nightkill! T.T

Its Nightkill what did you expect? :p
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:12 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:While Fred Rogers and Bill Cosby are wearing them together.

Why are you ruining my childhood Nightkill! T.T

Rogers to Cosby: "You always make each day a special day. By just your being you. There's only one person exactly like you in the whole world. And that's you yourself, and I like you."
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
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# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:13 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Why are you ruining my childhood Nightkill! T.T

Rogers to Cosby: "You always make each day a special day. By just your being you. There's only one person exactly like you in the whole world. And that's you yourself, and I like you."

In the dirty mindset, that just sounds totally wrong...
"I should have listened to her, so hard to keep control. We kept on eating but our bloated bellies still not full."
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Postby Gaveo » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:14 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Why are you ruining my childhood Nightkill! T.T

Rogers to Cosby: "You always make each day a special day. By just your being you. There's only one person exactly like you in the whole world. And that's you yourself, and I like you."

Talk about interra-
Er...
*cough*
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Postby Qazox » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:17 pm

Wikkiwallana wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:You should see what we say in the sekrit lair. :P

Many are the times I've wished I could.


How about for next year's NS April fool's Joke... Max allows us norms a one day look into the mod lair.
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Postby The Black Forrest » Tue Dec 18, 2012 8:19 pm

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Wikkiwallana wrote:We have the best mods.
You should see what we say in the sekrit lair. :P


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