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Natair
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Postby Natair » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:49 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:

I don't get it. :/

Me neither.
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Postby The Joseon Dynasty » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:57 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:

I don't get it. :/


I guess because it looks pretty much the same disassembled as assembled.
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Postby Iowa the Nation » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:59 pm

The response I got when I pm'd a mod with a question about what constitutes an insult.

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Postby Natair » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:59 pm

Iowa the Nation wrote:The response I got when I pm'd a mod with a question about what constitutes an insult.


Fixed :P
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Postby Natair » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:01 pm

Big Jim P wrote:quote="Natair";p="12044529"]
Isolated China wrote:Well, why would you want a rocket launcher? I'm sure I'm not the only one with that annoying neighbor.


Lemme guess, they stay up all night, party, leave beer cans in your yard and have loud sex during all hours of the night, sleep during the day, and somehow stay home all day? If so, then we have VERY similar neighbors.

How'd you know?


He IS you neighbor.[/quote]

Typo on purpose so that all three can be read. Otherwise it'd make no sense.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:03 pm

Natair wrote:
Isolated China wrote:Well, why would you want a rocket launcher? I'm sure I'm not the only one with that annoying neighbor.

Lemme guess, they stay up all night, party, leave beer cans in your yard and have loud sex during all hours of the night, sleep during the day, and somehow stay home all day? If so, then we have VERY similar neighbors.
Natair wrote:How'd you know?
Big Jim P wrote:He IS you neighbor.

Typo on purpose so that all three can be read. Otherwise it'd make no sense.

Fixed. :P
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Postby Reploid Productions » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:45 pm

Oddball case in that it's from the gameside moderator logs, so I'm not allowed to reveal who sent this warning message, but it's just too amusing not to share:
A mod warning some dude who was spamming a certain speech wrote: "I don't know who you think you are. I don't know or care what you want. If you are looking to be funny, I can tell you I don't find spamming threats from a movie very funny. But what I can tell you is that I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you cease and desist your spamming now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will delete you."
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:45 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:Oddball case in that it's from the gameside moderator logs, so I'm not allowed to reveal who sent this warning message, but it's just too amusing not to share:
A mod warning some dude who was spamming a certain speech wrote: "I don't know who you think you are. I don't know or care what you want. If you are looking to be funny, I can tell you I don't find spamming threats from a movie very funny. But what I can tell you is that I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you cease and desist your spamming now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will delete you."

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Postby Natair » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:46 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:Oddball case in that it's from the gameside moderator logs, so I'm not allowed to reveal who sent this warning message, but it's just too amusing not to share:
A mod warning some dude who was spamming a certain speech wrote: "I don't know who you think you are. I don't know or care what you want. If you are looking to be funny, I can tell you I don't find spamming threats from a movie very funny. But what I can tell you is that I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you cease and desist your spamming now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will delete you."

:bow: to the banhammer... :bow:
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Postby The Corparation » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:47 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:Oddball case in that it's from the gameside moderator logs, so I'm not allowed to reveal who sent this warning message, but it's just too amusing not to share:
A mod warning some dude who was spamming a certain speech wrote: "I don't know who you think you are. I don't know or care what you want. If you are looking to be funny, I can tell you I don't find spamming threats from a movie very funny. But what I can tell you is that I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you cease and desist your spamming now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will delete you."

This is among the best mod warnings I've seen.
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Postby Big Jim P » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:48 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:Oddball case in that it's from the gameside moderator logs, so I'm not allowed to reveal who sent this warning message, but it's just too amusing not to share:
A mod warning some dude who was spamming a certain speech wrote: "I don't know who you think you are. I don't know or care what you want. If you are looking to be funny, I can tell you I don't find spamming threats from a movie very funny. But what I can tell you is that I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you cease and desist your spamming now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will delete you."


Damn.
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Postby Natair » Thu Dec 13, 2012 10:48 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:Oddball case in that it's from the gameside moderator logs, so I'm not allowed to reveal who sent this warning message, but it's just too amusing not to share:


Damn.

Was that a parody of Taken?
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Postby Gaveo » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:05 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:Oddball case in that it's from the gameside moderator logs, so I'm not allowed to reveal who sent this warning message, but it's just too amusing not to share:
A mod warning some dude who was spamming a certain speech wrote: "I don't know who you think you are. I don't know or care what you want. If you are looking to be funny, I can tell you I don't find spamming threats from a movie very funny. But what I can tell you is that I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you cease and desist your spamming now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will delete you."

:rofl:
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Postby Maklohi Vai » Thu Dec 13, 2012 11:30 pm

Natair wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Damn.

Was that a parody of Taken?

Yup. And was about as entertaining as that entire movie combined.
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Postby Qazox » Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:19 am

Reploid Productions wrote:Oddball case in that it's from the gameside moderator logs, so I'm not allowed to reveal who sent this warning message, but it's just too amusing not to share:
A mod warning some dude who was spamming a certain speech wrote: "I don't know who you think you are. I don't know or care what you want. If you are looking to be funny, I can tell you I don't find spamming threats from a movie very funny. But what I can tell you is that I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you cease and desist your spamming now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will delete you."


Frickin hilarious. Hope that wasn't Liam Neeson's nation that was being warned...
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Postby Scocialist Provinces » Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:50 am

This is something I wrote in my RMB, in order to prove to a regional member that NC>TR. I just figured it needed to go here. :lol:

I'm sitting here, in my airborne Reaver,
I'ma hit you hard, like a motherf*cking cleaver,
You never can see me coming,
'cause my rockets are numbing,
You terran scum won't last,
Prepare to feel my wrath,

IIIIIII'm the President! of the NC!
You've lost this war, so why don't you see,
That when I show up in my vanguard, you're already dead,
Because these 30AP shells, go straight through your head!
This ACX-11 is craving for your blood,
Prepare to taste my boot, because your face is in the mud.

I've got Beagle as my wing-man, and Kilroy as my gunner,
You'll be eating off the dirt, all the way through summer,
I'll singlehandedly end your Terran oppression,
Prepare to taste full-blown NC aggression!
You owe us a lot, we invented the MAX,
We're just so good, we don't even need Hax!

IIIIIII'm the President! of the NC!
You've lost this war, so why don't you see,
That when I show up in my vanguard, you're already dead,
Because these 30AP shells, go straight through your head!
This ACX-11 is craving for your blood,
Prepare to taste my boot, because your face is in the mud.

We don't wear leather, or Mickey Mouse shoes,
There was no option, so why did you choose(?)
The Red and Black over the Yellow and Blue?
It's just me and my gun, and what's left of you.
NC firepower has always won the day!
I'm indestructible, get out of my way.
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Postby San Leggera » Fri Dec 14, 2012 9:51 am

Scocialist Provinces wrote:This is something I wrote in my RMB, in order to prove to a regional member that NC>TR. I just figured it needed to go here. :lol:

I'm sitting here, in my airborne Reaver,
I'ma hit you hard, like a motherf*cking cleaver,
You never can see me coming,
'cause my rockets are numbing,
You terran scum won't last,
Prepare to feel my wrath,

IIIIIII'm the President! of the NC!
You've lost this war, so why don't you see,
That when I show up in my vanguard, you're already dead,
Because these 30AP shells, go straight through your head!
This ACX-11 is craving for your blood,
Prepare to taste my boot, because your face is in the mud.

I've got Beagle as my wing-man, and Kilroy as my gunner,
You'll be eating off the dirt, all the way through summer,
I'll singlehandedly end your Terran oppression,
Prepare to taste full-blown NC aggression!
You owe us a lot, we invented the MAX,
We're just so good, we don't even need Hax!

IIIIIII'm the President! of the NC!
You've lost this war, so why don't you see,
That when I show up in my vanguard, you're already dead,
Because these 30AP shells, go straight through your head!
This ACX-11 is craving for your blood,
Prepare to taste my boot, because your face is in the mud.

We don't wear leather, or Mickey Mouse shoes,
There was no option, so why did you choose(?)
The Red and Black over the Yellow and Blue?
It's just me and my gun, and what's left of you.
NC firepower has always won the day!
I'm indestructible, get out of my way.

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Postby Individuality-ness » Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:23 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:Oddball case in that it's from the gameside moderator logs, so I'm not allowed to reveal who sent this warning message, but it's just too amusing not to share:
A mod warning some dude who was spamming a certain speech wrote: "I don't know who you think you are. I don't know or care what you want. If you are looking to be funny, I can tell you I don't find spamming threats from a movie very funny. But what I can tell you is that I have a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you cease and desist your spamming now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will delete you."

:rofl: I am so glad to not be on the recieving end of one of these.
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Postby Wikkiwallana » Fri Dec 14, 2012 1:39 pm

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Postby San Leggera » Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:29 pm

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:37 pm

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Freelanderness wrote:So my question is, how do we prevent these from happening in the future, without looking at gun control laws?

I'm just curious to hear some answers.

A much harder, but much more complicated and necessary discussion has to be had about how we view guns. We're not going to get the guns out of our culture, that ship sailed.

But it's this attitude about guns, their sacred nature...imagine if there was some thread about some speeder killing twenty kids on a bus doing a buck twenty on the freeway, and the first ten responses in the thread were, "Don't you dare tell us we can't drive fast! Anyone who blames driving fast for this is politicizing this tragic event!" How would we react? Would anyone respect those peoples opinions? Would anyone look at those people saying that with anything other than disgust? What kind of horrible person would rush to the defense of the speeder at a time like this?

But that's what we do with guns every time. And then starts in the whole notion that the solution to the gun problem is more guns. If only there had been more guns there, it would have worked itself out. That guns are so magical they'll fix the problems that they create. That a gun has the ability to tell who is right and who is wrong, and our aim is always true.

No one dies on battlefields because everyone has guns. The 'right' side always wins because guns know which one is which and only shoot true when the wielder is true, soldiers never accidentally shoot their own.

Guns are in our culture. Lots of people have them and most by a bunch manage to at worst only shoot themselves. The pheasant hunter, the gun range enthusiast, the collector, they're no more responsible for this on the face of it than I am for some jackanape who decides that I-80 is the autobahn. It's not the gun itself.

But, when we fall all over ourselves to make excuses for the gun, when we we create some sort of fantasy world where the gun makes bad people go away, when we look at the horrible things that guns make possible or make easier and we the first thing we think to do is try and shame anyone who questions the way we deal with guns in our culture...that's a problem. That's the problem. That we've made guns sacred, that we've given them a mythological status.

Until we sort that out we'll never have a productive conversation about guns. Instead every time the next person takes a gun and uses it for what it was designed for we'll wring our hands over whether or not it's 'okay' to talk about guns our not and never do a damned thing except clear the way for the next one.
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Postby Qazox » Fri Dec 14, 2012 11:45 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:A much harder, but much more complicated and necessary discussion has to be had about how we view guns. We're not going to get the guns out of our culture, that ship sailed.

But it's this attitude about guns, their sacred nature...imagine if there was some thread about some speeder killing twenty kids on a bus doing a buck twenty on the freeway, and the first ten responses in the thread were, "Don't you dare tell us we can't drive fast! Anyone who blames driving fast for this is politicizing this tragic event!" How would we react? Would anyone respect those peoples opinions? Would anyone look at those people saying that with anything other than disgust? What kind of horrible person would rush to the defense of the speeder at a time like this?

But that's what we do with guns every time. And then starts in the whole notion that the solution to the gun problem is more guns. If only there had been more guns there, it would have worked itself out. That guns are so magical they'll fix the problems that they create. That a gun has the ability to tell who is right and who is wrong, and our aim is always true.

No one dies on battlefields because everyone has guns. The 'right' side always wins because guns know which one is which and only shoot true when the wielder is true, soldiers never accidentally shoot their own.

Guns are in our culture. Lots of people have them and most by a bunch manage to at worst only shoot themselves. The pheasant hunter, the gun range enthusiast, the collector, they're no more responsible for this on the face of it than I am for some jackanape who decides that I-80 is the autobahn. It's not the gun itself.

But, when we fall all over ourselves to make excuses for the gun, when we we create some sort of fantasy world where the gun makes bad people go away, when we look at the horrible things that guns make possible or make easier and we the first thing we think to do is try and shame anyone who questions the way we deal with guns in our culture...that's a problem. That's the problem. That we've made guns sacred, that we've given them a mythological status.

Until we sort that out we'll never have a productive conversation about guns. Instead every time the next person takes a gun and uses it for what it was designed for we'll wring our hands over whether or not it's 'okay' to talk about guns our not and never do a damned thing except clear the way for the next one.


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Baptism of Fire 44 (w/Mangolana); World Baseball Classics 1, 4, 5, 10, 13 and 23; World Cup of Hockey 7 and 14; World Bowls IV & IX; IBC X; Baptism of Iron III and VIII; NSCAA Tourney II, III (conferences/regionals), The OXEN Cup; the TOUR de QAZOX, Qazoxian Sports Festival and NS X-Games/Winter X-Games I.
World Cups of Hockey 4 & 6; World Baseball Classics 6, 8 and 9, World Bowls 3 and XXI; Draggonnii Inviyatii V, IBC XI
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Postby Farnhamia » Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:09 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:A much harder, but much more complicated and necessary discussion has to be had about how we view guns. We're not going to get the guns out of our culture, that ship sailed.

But it's this attitude about guns, their sacred nature...imagine if there was some thread about some speeder killing twenty kids on a bus doing a buck twenty on the freeway, and the first ten responses in the thread were, "Don't you dare tell us we can't drive fast! Anyone who blames driving fast for this is politicizing this tragic event!" How would we react? Would anyone respect those peoples opinions? Would anyone look at those people saying that with anything other than disgust? What kind of horrible person would rush to the defense of the speeder at a time like this?

But that's what we do with guns every time. And then starts in the whole notion that the solution to the gun problem is more guns. If only there had been more guns there, it would have worked itself out. That guns are so magical they'll fix the problems that they create. That a gun has the ability to tell who is right and who is wrong, and our aim is always true.

No one dies on battlefields because everyone has guns. The 'right' side always wins because guns know which one is which and only shoot true when the wielder is true, soldiers never accidentally shoot their own.

Guns are in our culture. Lots of people have them and most by a bunch manage to at worst only shoot themselves. The pheasant hunter, the gun range enthusiast, the collector, they're no more responsible for this on the face of it than I am for some jackanape who decides that I-80 is the autobahn. It's not the gun itself.

But, when we fall all over ourselves to make excuses for the gun, when we we create some sort of fantasy world where the gun makes bad people go away, when we look at the horrible things that guns make possible or make easier and we the first thing we think to do is try and shame anyone who questions the way we deal with guns in our culture...that's a problem. That's the problem. That we've made guns sacred, that we've given them a mythological status.

Until we sort that out we'll never have a productive conversation about guns. Instead every time the next person takes a gun and uses it for what it was designed for we'll wring our hands over whether or not it's 'okay' to talk about guns our not and never do a damned thing except clear the way for the next one.

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Postby Kouralia » Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:34 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:A much harder, but much more complicated and necessary discussion has to be had about how we view guns. We're not going to get the guns out of our culture, that ship sailed.

But it's this attitude about guns, their sacred nature...imagine if there was some thread about some speeder killing twenty kids on a bus doing a buck twenty on the freeway, and the first ten responses in the thread were, "Don't you dare tell us we can't drive fast! Anyone who blames driving fast for this is politicizing this tragic event!" How would we react? Would anyone respect those peoples opinions? Would anyone look at those people saying that with anything other than disgust? What kind of horrible person would rush to the defense of the speeder at a time like this?

But that's what we do with guns every time. And then starts in the whole notion that the solution to the gun problem is more guns. If only there had been more guns there, it would have worked itself out. That guns are so magical they'll fix the problems that they create. That a gun has the ability to tell who is right and who is wrong, and our aim is always true.

No one dies on battlefields because everyone has guns. The 'right' side always wins because guns know which one is which and only shoot true when the wielder is true, soldiers never accidentally shoot their own.

Guns are in our culture. Lots of people have them and most by a bunch manage to at worst only shoot themselves. The pheasant hunter, the gun range enthusiast, the collector, they're no more responsible for this on the face of it than I am for some jackanape who decides that I-80 is the autobahn. It's not the gun itself.

But, when we fall all over ourselves to make excuses for the gun, when we we create some sort of fantasy world where the gun makes bad people go away, when we look at the horrible things that guns make possible or make easier and we the first thing we think to do is try and shame anyone who questions the way we deal with guns in our culture...that's a problem. That's the problem. That we've made guns sacred, that we've given them a mythological status.

Until we sort that out we'll never have a productive conversation about guns. Instead every time the next person takes a gun and uses it for what it was designed for we'll wring our hands over whether or not it's 'okay' to talk about guns our not and never do a damned thing except clear the way for the next one.

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