Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

by **Anollasia** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 6:37 pm

Bluvil wrote:One day there will be a continent based poll that includes all seven continents...

One day...

by **Creative Vikings** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:58 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Everything Arthur is saying is funnier (and makes more sense, given the stories) if you take "trust" in the usual Nightkillian way.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:"I trusted my sister".

Jesus Christ, man, you whore.

Nationstatelandsville wrote:" 'Do you bring me Excalibur?' Arthur asked Richard, who suddenly appeared with the sword.

'Uh, sure,' Richard said with a shrug.

'My sword is the one thing I can still trust,' Arthur concluded, taking the blade in his hands, 'and it trusts me. With it, I shall be invincible!' "

Trust= Sex and/or Sell

by **Wikkiwallana** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:11 pm

Creative Vikings wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Trust= Sex and/or Sell

Thank you, we would never have figured that out without your help.

by **Creative Vikings** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:31 pm

Wikkiwallana wrote:
Creative Vikings wrote:Trust= Sex and/or Sell

Thank you, we would never have figured that out without your help.

Just doing my civil duties.

by **Wikkiwallana** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:47 pm

Creative Vikings wrote:
Wikkiwallana wrote:Thank you, we would never have figured that out without your help.

Just doing my civil duties.

Don't forget to wipe.

by **Creative Vikings** » Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:59 pm

Wikkiwallana wrote:
Creative Vikings wrote:Just doing my civil duties.

Don't forget to wipe.

Of course.
*Grabs Wikki's hand*

by **The Republic of Lanos** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:03 am

Wikkiwallana wrote:
Creative Vikings wrote:Just doing my civil duties.

Don't forget to wipe.

Creative Vikings wrote:
Wikkiwallana wrote:Don't forget to wipe.

Of course.
*Grabs Wikki's hand*

by **Creative Vikings** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:07 am

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Wikkiwallana wrote:Don't forget to wipe.

Creative Vikings wrote:Of course.
*Grabs Wikki's hand*

You know what Lanos? You're superb at restoring the peace.
I bet you kick Kofi Annan's arse in a shirtless cage fight.

by **The Republic of Lanos** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:09 am

Creative Vikings wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:

You know what Lanos? You're superb at restoring the peace.
I bet you kick Kofi Annan's arse in a shirtless cage fight.

by **Creative Vikings** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:10 am

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Creative Vikings wrote:You know what Lanos? You're superb at restoring the peace.
I bet you kick Kofi Annan's arse in a shirtless cage fight.

by **The Joseon Dynasty** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:15 am

Creative Vikings wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:

[img]
http://www.lolbrary.com/content/729/oh-you-15729.jpg
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For apparently being pissed since 10am, you're doing rather well.

by **Creative Vikings** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:18 am

The Joseon Dynasty wrote:
Creative Vikings wrote:[img]
http://www.lolbrary.com/content/729/oh-you-15729.jpg
[/img]

For apparently being pissed since 10am, you're doing rather well.

I am considerably drunk.
Rather, I am nearly always drunk on NS, protocol for dealing with all the political/religious/Israel threads.
Still no sign of poor grammar though...

by **Natair** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 7:59 am

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Of the Free Socialist Territories wrote:It needs to be viewed in its context, but is great when it is.

LG closes it with style.

It would be nice if I could see it :palm:

by **The Corparation** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 8:37 am

Natair wrote:
Cannot think of a name wrote:LG closes it with style.

It would be nice if I could see it

It got moved to the evidence locker. A.K.A The mods private collection of humorous threads.

by **Reploid Productions** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:06 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Natair wrote:It would be nice if I could see it

It got moved to the evidence locker. A.K.A The mods private collection of humorous threads.

This is why it's better to actually quote rather than link, in case something funny/awesome ends up tossed into the evidence locker later. Luckily, I can go get it for everybody.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:*performs circumcision with a ban hammer*

by **San Leggera** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:10 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:
The Corparation wrote:It got moved to the evidence locker. A.K.A The mods private collection of humorous threads.

This is why it's better to actually quote rather than link, in case something funny/awesome ends up tossed into the evidence locker later. Luckily, I can go get it for everybody.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:*performs circumcision with a ban hammer*

Curiosity compels me to ask what the thread's subject was...

by **Priory Academy USSR** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:12 pm

San Leggera wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:This is why it's better to actually quote rather than link, in case something funny/awesome ends up tossed into the evidence locker later. Luckily, I can go get it for everybody.

Curiosity compels me to ask what the thread's subject was...

I believe it was a Nazi spammer.

by **Of the Free Socialist Territories** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 12:12 pm

San Leggera wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:This is why it's better to actually quote rather than link, in case something funny/awesome ends up tossed into the evidence locker later. Luckily, I can go get it for everybody.

Curiosity compels me to ask what the thread's subject was...

Anti-Semitic spam involving an ASCII swastika.

by **Homosexy** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:17 pm

Esternial wrote:
Homosexy wrote:
I'm calm. Well no. I'm freaking out. But that's mainly because of how bad I'm relapsing right now.

Look at your feet, now back to the screen, now back at your feet, now back to me.

You're on a beach, basking in the sunlight while a kind waitress walks over to you with the latest exotic cocktails. Take a sip, now look back at your feet. Now back to me.

Now you're in space, safely inside your very own space suit. You can't hear a thing, all around you the galaxy is at peace. Now you hear echoes in the distance, a beautiful song...

Your feet, back to me!

Whatever the result will be of your exams, you'll know you'll have tried your best. I'll be watching over you, even though I'm not physically watching over you. You have the power, use it.

by **Anollasia** » Wed Dec 12, 2012 4:11 pm

The Emerald Dawn wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:Profoundly unhappy.

Yourself?

>.>

You're SAM? Hi. I'm TED.

by **The Cookish States** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 1:40 am

Wikkiwallana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Yes, Thomas Jefferson is highly upset about Negros in public office, that's for sure.

Only on NSG can you see an Indian tell a Finn that he doesn't know shit about the people who founded the United States.

by **Anollasia** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:08 pm

Ceannairceach wrote:I'm pretty sure Santa doesn't need a pipe. Obesity + Smoking = Health problems galore.

by **Forsher** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 6:41 pm

Tubbsalot wrote:
Kemalist wrote:It should be banned. And the citizens who engage in sexual activities should immediately be hanged in public as an object lesson.

Alright, and - er - militantly secular Turks, as well, I suppose.

Perhaps I'll just concede that I'm sometimes not totally correct.

by **The Republic of Lanos** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:45 pm

Spreewerke wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Hopefully you'll display it in it's self-disassembled state.

by **Individuality-ness** » Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:46 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Spreewerke wrote:

I don't get it. :/

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