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Disserbia
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Postby Disserbia » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:13 pm

Maltropia wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:It's really all of the above.

Posting while drunk, high, and offline. That's NationStates, the Nightkill way.

Something else about a line...
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Postby Tiltjuice » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:14 pm

Disserbia wrote:
Maltropia wrote:Posting while drunk, high, and offline. That's NationStates, the Nightkill way.

Something else about a line...


Doing them?
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Postby Disserbia » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:15 pm

Tiltjuice wrote:
Disserbia wrote:Something else about a line...


Doing them?

It depends if there are moderators reading this thread.
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Mollary wrote:Hate and alcohol can unite most people.

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Postby Tiltjuice » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:17 pm

Disserbia wrote:
Tiltjuice wrote:
Doing them?

It depends if there are moderators reading this thread.


There usually are. I refer, though, to writing on a whiteboard.
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Postby Disserbia » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:21 pm

Tiltjuice wrote:
Disserbia wrote:It depends if there are moderators reading this thread.


There usually are. I refer, though, to writing on a whiteboard.

I was going to say something about being a white girl. Actually it's not a bad idea because a lot of people on this site assume otherwise for some reason.
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Souriya Al-Assad wrote:One does not simply Mossad The Assad.

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The Blaatschapen wrote:Remember, birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you'll live.
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:33 pm

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Postby Immoren » Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:40 pm

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Postby The Corparation » Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:26 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:

Memesspam is bad, and does not constitute an awesome post m'kay.
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Postby Natair » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:07 pm

The Corparation wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:

Memesspam is bad, and does not constitute an awesome post m'kay.

*insert trollfac here*
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Postby Creative Vikings » Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:00 pm

Natair wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Memesspam is bad, and does not constitute an awesome post m'kay.

MODEDIT: *** Don't tempt fate. ***
There y'are.
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Postby Samozaryadnyastan » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:27 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
The UK in Exile wrote:
do you stop?

When I log off.

Is it possible I submit this then? :lol:

Damn you two-quote limits.
The bane of this thread, as great quotes are little without context.
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:24 pm

Homosexy wrote:(Image)

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:34 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Homosexy wrote:(Image)

:lol2:

Well, if a uterus somehow managed to fuck its owner's mother, I can see some issues arising.
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Postby GCMG » Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:23 pm

The Emerald Dawn wrote:
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It's a thread for explaining racism.

Well, when two different groups hate each other very much, they violently throw themselves against each other, and a little baby comes out. We call this baby "Hate".
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Postby Natair » Wed Nov 28, 2012 7:44 pm

Choronzon wrote:
Natair wrote:Most of my best friends are Hispanic and black...
and I'm the only white kid they hang out with

Any racism, bigotry, or general dickishness they display is totally your fault. You infected them with your hate, you white devil.

I forsee an epic topic.
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Postby Reploid Productions » Thu Nov 29, 2012 1:14 pm

This, this so much.
Trotskylvania wrote:There is actually a War on Christmas. But Christmas started it, with it's unparalleled aggression against the Thanksgiving Holiday, and now Christmas has seized much Lebensraum in November, and are pushing into October. The rest of us seek to repel these invaders, and push them back to the status quo ante bellum Black Friday border.
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Postby Alien Space Bats » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:04 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:This, this so much.
Trotskylvania wrote:There is actually a War on Christmas. But Christmas started it, with it's unparalleled aggression against the Thanksgiving Holiday, and now Christmas has seized much Lebensraum in November, and are pushing into October. The rest of us seek to repel these invaders, and push them back to the status quo ante bellum Black Friday border.

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Postby United Koryo » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:09 pm

"After psy nobody can say that he haves swag :33 Go psy for the 1 billion :DDD"
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Postby Tyrants » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:09 pm

United Koryo wrote:"After psy nobody can say that he haves swag :33 Go psy for the 1 billion :DDD"


Source?
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Postby United Koryo » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:13 pm

Tyrants wrote:
United Koryo wrote:"After psy nobody can say that he haves swag :33 Go psy for the 1 billion :DDD"


Source?


It was in Gangnam Style topic somewhere, but I forgot. Next time, I'll post the source.
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Postby Tyrants » Thu Nov 29, 2012 2:14 pm

United Koryo wrote:
Tyrants wrote:
Source?


It was in Gangnam Style topic somewhere, but I forgot. Next time, I'll post the source.


No, you just need to post the actual quote.

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Reminds me of this meme image of Odin which I absolutely adore:

Image


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Postby Dyakovo » Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:02 pm

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Abatael wrote:
I'm not talking about Christianity; I'm talking about the ridiculousness of calling a Christmas tree a "holiday tree."

What if I call the tree Ralph? Is that fucking up your holiday somehow? If I call the tree Carl, are you unable to celebrate the holiday? Does Christmas lose all meaning if start referring to the tree as Jeff, does this have a tangible effect on the way you celebrate Christmas?

How is what I call a tree a crucial element of your celebration? Why is my participation so relevant that you have to get up in arms about how I refer to a tree? What exactly is it you're afraid will happen if we start calling trees 'Fred' or whatever else?
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Postby Germanic Templars » Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:24 pm

Tiltjuice wrote:
The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:*hides half eaten plastic angel behind back*
You saw nothing!


NVE you bastard! You ate Sedge!

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Postby Tiltjuice » Thu Nov 29, 2012 4:33 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:This, this so much.
Trotskylvania wrote:There is actually a War on Christmas. But Christmas started it, with it's unparalleled aggression against the Thanksgiving Holiday, and now Christmas has seized much Lebensraum in November, and are pushing into October. The rest of us seek to repel these invaders, and push them back to the status quo ante bellum Black Friday border.


Krasny Oktyabr...Black Friday...I'm going to make my old calendars into playing card decks now.
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