Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

by **Risottia** » Sat Nov 17, 2012 8:15 am

Nazis in Space wrote:
Risottia wrote:
Considering that Uganda is independent since 1962, I call bullshit. Unless you want to claim that Idi Amin (self-appointed Conqueror of the British Empire for having Britain sever diplomatic ties with Uganda in 1977) was an agent of MI6, of course.
Idi Amin & James Bond share

Their taste for plenty of women
Regardless of consent-or-not
Lavishly luxurious everythings at the expense of the taxpayer
Stylish clothing
Killing
Name's Amin. Idi Amin.

Stabbed, not shot.

by **Gaveo** » Sat Nov 17, 2012 12:39 pm

Samuraikoku wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Where's the punch and pie?

*Punches you and pies you in the face*

by **Prussia-Steinbach** » Sat Nov 17, 2012 1:05 pm

Laerod wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Yeah. Fuck the unions.

...because the free market has too many STDs!

by **L Ron Cupboard** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:22 am

Jenrak wrote:No, thank you.

viewtopic.php?p=11661297#p11661297

What a lovely Mod.

by **Maltropia** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:35 am

L Ron Cupboard wrote:
Jenrak wrote:No, thank you.

viewtopic.php?p=11661297#p11661297

What a lovely Mod.

Yaaaay, Jen's back!

by **San Leggera** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:39 am

Maltropia wrote:
L Ron Cupboard wrote:
viewtopic.php?p=11661297#p11661297

What a lovely Mod.

Yaaaay, Jen's back!

Apparently, she just ran out of money and isn't offically back.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=jenrak

by **Tyrants** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:42 am

State Brothels. The Italians had them and they started the renaissance, when they started passing laws against them the renaissance moved elsewhere and the enlightenment started. I think the moral of this story is clear-

Saruhan

by **Reploid Productions** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:43 am

Tyrants wrote:pending

So don't post until you've actually GOT a post instead of spamming the thread with a "Pending" notice.

by **Tyrants** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:46 am

Reploid Productions wrote:
Tyrants wrote:pending

So don't post until you've actually GOT a post instead of spamming the thread with a "Pending" notice.

Sorry, I just needed the quote from my signature, but didn't know how to get it without posting.

by **San Leggera** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:48 am

Tyrants wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:So don't post until you've actually GOT a post instead of spamming the thread with a "Pending" notice.

Sorry, I just needed the quote from my signature, but didn't know how to get it without posting.

Click the 'Preview' button next time

by **Tyrants** » Sun Nov 18, 2012 4:51 am

San Leggera wrote:
Tyrants wrote:
Sorry, I just needed the quote from my signature, but didn't know how to get it without posting.

Click the 'Preview' button next time

Ok, noted. :oops:

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:00 am

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=208984&start=200
This whole page omg

by **Tiltjuice** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:42 pm

Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:
Tiltjuice wrote:Out of curiosity, is there a limit on characters?

nope,dabfia makes up a new character every week like as if their mating mouses

by **Tiltjuice** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:34 pm

Swith Witherward wrote:
Tsuyoi tekikoku wrote:then wouldnt that make you a old hag mom?

No baby, Swith's a MILF.

by **Tiltjuice** » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:24 pm

The New Velociraptor Empire wrote:Allow me to explain, when two people love another person very very much..........HUMAN SACRIFICE! DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER! MASS HYSTERIA!

by **Gaveo** » Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:02 pm

San Leggera wrote:
Typhlochactas wrote:Your hands smell like semen after you pet a stingray.

You would know, wouldn't you?

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Typhlochactas wrote:Your hands smell like semen after you pet a stingray.

So my hands smell like stingray

by **Risottia** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:43 am

San Leggera wrote:
AynRandtopia wrote:SUCK IT FUCKERS

My mother taught me not to put small things in my mouth.

by **TaQud** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:51 am

Risottia wrote:
San Leggera wrote:My mother taught me not to put small things in my mouth.

haha

by **Gaveo** » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:53 am

Risottia wrote:
San Leggera wrote:My mother taught me not to put small things in my mouth.

by **GCMG** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:04 am

North Calaveras wrote:
Quebec and Atlantic Canada wrote:http://www.aljazeera.com/news/middleeast/2012/11/20121122161830842641.html

GODDAMIT! And he was doing so well up until now!

Good God, I hope the Egyptian people can do something FAST, otherwise we're on the road to a new dictatorship.

(And cue the inevitable wave of right-wing circle-jerkers saying, "See? SEE?! Told you those smelly brown towelheads can't be trusted with democracy and need a pro-U.S. dictator in charge who knows what's best for them!")

Thoughts?

See? SEE?! Told you those smelly brown towelheads can't be trusted with democracy and need a pro-U.S. dictator in charge who knows what's best for them!

by **Genivaria** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:18 pm

Raeyh wrote:
The God-Realm wrote:Virgins are not hot. They ask what the thing between my legs is, which makes me run away.

Just how old are these virgins that you are apparently flashing?

by **Tmutarakhan** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:04 pm

Ceannairceach wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Yes, I called it bad writing. So fucking what? See the guy I responded to? I like him. We made a joke about it. You? I don't like you. You just love trying to piss me off, and it's getting severely fucking old.

Oh, sir, I was not joking! My loathing of you extends so far as to circumnavigate the world thrice over! I would challenge thee to fisticuffs, were such a mode of violence allowed in these here hallowed halls! Suffice to say, however, you are no friend nor buddy nor even friendly acquaintance of mine, knave of many flaws!

by **Kleomentia** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:31 pm

Ostroeuropa wrote:
Giovenith wrote:
What if she WAS next in kin?

*shrug*
There's no better way of preventing inbred children than one of the participants being dead. knock yourself out. Though if I thought my sister would be up for that I may leave my corpse specifically to someone else...

And most of the thread is like that.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 3:37 pm

Mavorpen wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Did anyone else notice that Wikipedia page had those animals humping?

Of course. That's the first thing I think when I go to Wikipedia pages. "I wonder if there's a photo of two animals humping?"

by **Ostroeuropa** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 4:24 pm

The UK in Exile wrote:
Ifreann wrote:How awful.

Don't Worry, Its Jeremy Hunt. all you have to do to get him to go back on what he said is publish it.

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