Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[The Daktanese Technocracy]

ATHIRST ENERGY DRINK

REASON THE THIRST RIGHT OUT OF YOU

IT'S LIKE SMASHING GOD DAMN PARTICALS TOGETHER WITH YOUR BARE HANDS.

I'm honored.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

No, David King is fun to read.

No, Terry Prachett is fun to read.

[Luziyca]

PS. This guy is probably British given the pound signs. I'm British as well. He's probably a supporter of the Conservative Party. They know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

[The Republic of Lanos]

WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS A PRAYING KIT
IS THIS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE.

IS THIS JUST FANTASY.

[Sentinel XV]

Found in a P2TM thread:

i dont Know? i cannot grammar

[The Republic of Lanos]

I give fucks!

Malheureusement pour vous, la masturbation et la fornication ne sont pas la même chose.

[Luziyca]

By 'gram:

The United Corporations of Norstal (1 minute ago)

You're a North Korean, not a teletubby. You have to be a teletubby. D:<

Made my day. Thanks Norstal.

[TaQud]

I can read 250 pages in an hour on a good day, Does that count?

I can do that too. But TET is not quick enough.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

If I had a Nightkill costume, no one but myself and my sex slaves would lay eyes upon it.

Lefty and Righty?

[Caninope]

To summarize, Mohammad Mursi is just a project of the western powers to prevent Egypt from going under Nasserist rule again. That's the last thing I'm saying in this thread, I don't need to provide a source cause it's just my interpretation. Have a good time.

I think Erbakan and the Refah worshipped penguins. In 1997 the Turkish military sent in tanks to Sincan to prevent a takeover of Turkey by Penguin worshippers. Ironically, many of these tanks were operated by actual penguins.

Just my interpretation of past events. I don't need to provide a source either.

[TaQud]

Also, where do mods come from?

When a Mommy Mod and a Daddy Mod love each other VERY MUCH...

[Luziyca]

What kind of turn?

To the right, made an illegal U turn, veered left and then passed 3 tractor trailers without using its signals.

[Vareiln]

Blakk Metal, I must regretfully point out that your OP fails abysmally to reach the high standard of whining NS mods have come to expect. Your arguments are lacking in vehemence, truculence and random abuse, you have not used any garish colours and your vocabulary is shockingly moderate -- "some of", indeed! When "all" would have been so much shorter and more generally inflammatory.

Furthermore, your remark about Trollnaming hovers dangerously close to being a reasonable comment that mods can do something about, if what you mean is that "you're a troll" is often flaming. It seems that both Nerv and I may even agree with you (and I'm not just saying that to undermine your credibility with the fanbase).

I note that you have failed to find a long-past grievance to complain about at length; fortunately, other contributors have stepped up to the challenge. Another requirement you have not met is the obligatory allegation that a specific mod is persecuting you because of [reason]. [Reason] should typically be related to politics or religion; global conspiracy theories are flashy and impressive at first glance, but generally prove hard to sustain.

On the whole, I'm sorry, but on a scale of one to ten I would rate this only 0.05 limbaughs.

[Wikkiwallana]

Blakk Metal, I must regretfully point out that your OP fails abysmally to reach the high standard of whining NS mods have come to expect. Your arguments are lacking in vehemence, truculence and random abuse, you have not used any garish colours and your vocabulary is shockingly moderate -- "some of", indeed! When "all" would have been so much shorter and more generally inflammatory.

Furthermore, your remark about Trollnaming hovers dangerously close to being a reasonable comment that mods can do something about, if what you mean is that "you're a troll" is often flaming. It seems that both Nerv and I may even agree with you (and I'm not just saying that to undermine your credibility with the fanbase).

I note that you have failed to find a long-past grievance to complain about at length; fortunately, other contributors have stepped up to the challenge. Another requirement you have not met is the obligatory allegation that a specific mod is persecuting you because of [reason]. [Reason] should typically be related to politics or religion; global conspiracy theories are flashy and impressive at first glance, but generally prove hard to sustain.

On the whole, I'm sorry, but on a scale of one to ten I would rate this only 0.05 limbaughs.

We have the best damn mods on the net.

[Vareiln]

We have the best damn mods on the net.

It seems to be true to me. I think I'll have fun on this forum.

[TaQud]

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[The Blaatschapen]

That's it. Meme-spam to be considered AQ is the straw.

I'm officiallly boycotting this thread after this post.

Do NOT under any circumstances quote me in this thread again. If you think a post of mine is great or funny, just say so in that particular thread. But I do not want my posts associated with some of the stuff that happens in this thread. Thanks.

Likewise, I will also not AQ other people's posts here anymore.

[TaQud]

That's it. Meme-spam to be considered AQ is the straw.

I'm officiallly boycotting this thread after this post.

Do NOT under any circumstances quote me in this thread again. If you think a post of mine is great or funny, just say so in that particular thread. But I do not want my posts associated with some of the stuff that happens in this thread. Thanks.

Likewise, I will also not AQ other people's posts here anymore.

got it

[Todlichebujoku]

That could work. Just break the AI idea and have it be an emotion simulator that lacks higher logic.

So your Sub average Nation stater? XD

[Esternial]

That's it. Meme-spam to be considered AQ is the straw.

I'm officiallly boycotting this thread after this post.

Do NOT under any circumstances quote me in this thread again. If you think a post of mine is great or funny, just say so in that particular thread. But I do not want my posts associated with some of the stuff that happens in this thread. Thanks.

Likewise, I will also not AQ other people's posts here anymore.

You're a sheep, anything awesome you have to say is contains just one consonant

[Samuraikoku]

That's it. Meme-spam to be considered AQ is the straw.

I'm officiallly boycotting this thread after this post.

Do NOT under any circumstances quote me in this thread again. If you think a post of mine is great or funny, just say so in that particular thread. But I do not want my posts associated with some of the stuff that happens in this thread. Thanks.

Likewise, I will also not AQ other people's posts here anymore.

You're a sheep, anything awesome you have to say is contains just one consonant

And one of two vowels.

[San Leggera]

A flag whose primary colours aren't puke-yellow and shit-brown.

A monitor that doesn't portray gold as "puke-yellow" and blood-red as "shit-brown."

[Olthar]

Off to find some ice cream are we?

Great, Olthar just gave somebody a fetish. Is this like a skill of her's?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

That's it. Meme-spam to be considered AQ is the straw.

I'm officiallly boycotting this thread after this post.

Do NOT under any circumstances quote me in this thread again. If you think a post of mine is great or funny, just say so in that particular thread. But I do not want my posts associated with some of the stuff that happens in this thread. Thanks.

Likewise, I will also not AQ other people's posts here anymore.

What meme spam?

[Farnhamia]

That's it. Meme-spam to be considered AQ is the straw.

I'm officiallly boycotting this thread after this post.

Do NOT under any circumstances quote me in this thread again. If you think a post of mine is great or funny, just say so in that particular thread. But I do not want my posts associated with some of the stuff that happens in this thread. Thanks.

Likewise, I will also not AQ other people's posts here anymore.

What meme spam?

Repeating things like "Cool story, bro" and "U mad?" over and over.