Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Varijnland]

The quote in my sig

[Maltropia]

*** Ecce Eduardus ursus scalis nunc tump-tump-tump occipite gradus pulsante post Moderatorem descendens! ***

See what happened the last time players turned a perfectly respectable thread into a beargarden?

Now stop ruffling the OP's fur and get back on topic.

I always love Ard's warnings.

[Radiatia]

*** Ecce Eduardus ursus scalis nunc tump-tump-tump occipite gradus pulsante post Moderatorem descendens! ***

See what happened the last time players turned a perfectly respectable thread into a beargarden?

Now stop ruffling the OP's fur and get back on topic.

I always love Ard's warnings.

To be honest the entire first half or so of that thread was hilarious.

While the situation in Belarus is pretty dire, and shouldn't have been made fun of how it was, all the bear puns were quite amusing.

[Maltropia]

I always love Ard's warnings.

To be honest the entire first half or so of that thread was hilarious.

While the situation in Belarus is pretty dire, and shouldn't have been made fun of how it was, all the bear puns were quite amusing.

Oh, NSG and its inability to take things seriously.

[Big Jim P]

To be honest the entire first half or so of that thread was hilarious.

While the situation in Belarus is pretty dire, and shouldn't have been made fun of how it was, all the bear puns were quite amusing.

Oh, NSG and its inability to take things seriously.

We aim to please.

[Tlaceceyaya]

Women's body belongs to women old, white Christian men!

Hold on there buddy. Let me fix that. You don't want to be mistaken for a Communist, do you?

[Cthulhutu]

Lets be honest. If you believe in this bollocks you probably are retarded.

Christianity, and all of the fairytales which it entails, is nothing but a fog for the harbour for paedophiles it has always been.

So is American football and public education, by that logic.

This was amusing.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm a Russophile... I've been teaching myself Russian for 25+ years. Became interested in Russian history growing up during the Cold War. I didn't buy the Reagan Era propaganda that all Russians were evil.

You had to buy the propaganda? Oh, capitalism.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

Awww look, he believe the stereotypes. How adorable.

Well, in his defense, when my gay friends moved they unpacked some ugly curtains and the first words out of one of him was "ugh, obviously designed by a straight man."

[The Republic of Lanos]

The Minister yelled, "You beast, you do not deserve rights! You're lesser!"

At this moment a small white furred creature runs into the room.

"Kupo, kupo kupo ku kupo po kupo!"

Mog then defenestrates the ambassador from Abatel.


Mog
Moogle Chieftan

[The Republic of Lanos]

At some point, it had to be posted:

It suddenly occurs to me. If the Necron are all made of metal, wouldnt a giant magnet fuck their entire army?

[The Greater Aryan Race]

Remember: King Kong died for your sins.

Seems legit.

[Ceannairceach]

Good work Neo:

So, merely that he's accused is grounds for tranfer?

That he looked at the lesbian cops when they were doing the Chick-fil-A breifing?

That they believed he was trying to send a message?

I'm sorry, but that statement from the lesbians means that they don't have squat.

So, I have a question.

Are you illiterate, or just intellectually dishonest? Because either you can't read, or you're a liar, and honestly I just can't figure out which.

Can it be both? And while I understand that while you might be attracted to movement and bright colors, your'e bordering on smilie spam at this point.

[The Greater Aryan Race]

Is it just me, or is Jesus a troll?

[TaQud]

[Imota]

"I really hope they (dolphins) don't think like humans. We're not a model species." -Mavorpen

[The Greater Aryan Race]

I dunno about anyone else, but I wear clothes to stop the mass suicide that would occur if a large number of people saw my ass!

[Hardened Pyrokinetics]

Whoever wrote the piece can fuck himself, because the Olympic Games aren't about being feminine or attractive. It isn't a beauty contest, is a sporting contest.

[Magmia]

A response to the thread "Why do we wear clothes?"

...Because it's really awkward when some guy gets an erection when looking at a girl and she sees him?

[The Nuclear Fist]

Whoever wrote the piece can fuck himself, because the Olympic Games aren't about being feminine or attractive. It isn't a beauty contest, is a sporting contest.

This is the first post of mine in this thread that isn't just me saying something silly.

A truly momentous occasion.

[Helgafjord]

"Following new legislation in Helgafjord, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes."

*Thread question: do you have corporal punishment?*
*reply from The Oprichnik*

"Of course we have corporal punishment, we're the Oprichniki-we didn't make history for much else!"

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oprichnik)

[Condunum]

After 4 hours here I am beginning to see that this is more complex than the info led me to believe.

You're not the only one who spends 4 hours trying to figure out how to put on a condom.

[TaQud]

I created this because I need tips for high school, which I am entering in 17 days.

P.S. No tips for girls, because I am a boy

1) Do not ask for advice on the internet, for we will tell you to do stupid things
2) Google it
3) Jump a teacher your first day

[New Naephak]

Did you read the thread? If not, do so. If you did, you should have noticed the three people saying that if you're older enough to fight, you're old enough to vote.

We should be able to vote while we're in the womb, then. I remember challenging my mother to a fight by kicking the shit out of her. She protested, but I didn't stop. All that was missing was me bursting out of her stomach as a guy yelled, "FATALITY!"

[Tlaceceyaya]

I don't disagree with it I may be athirst but most of that was true ive read the bible sevral times and it is honestly one of the best reads in the world.

ATHIRST ENERGY DRINK

REASON THE THIRST RIGHT OUT OF YOU