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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:37 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Noobubersland wrote:fucking Shakespeare

If Shakespeare lets you fuck him, that would certainly settle the old dispute as to whether or not he liked men.
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Postby Wikkiwallana » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:48 pm

Revolutopia wrote:
LogiChristianity wrote:creationist researcher


Your argument completely falls apart there.
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Nulono wrote:Snip
I'm a pro-lifer who runs a nation of dragon-men...
And even I think that's stupid.
Avenio wrote:Just so you know, the use of the term 'sheep' 'sheeple' or any other herd animal-based terminology in conjunction with an exhortation to 'think outside the box' or stop going along with groupthink generally indicates that the speaker is actually more closed-minded on the subject than the people that he/she is addressing. At least, in my experience at least.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:32 pm

Noobubersland wrote:How old are you?

LogiChristianity wrote:16. But I'm ranked highly in my class with a high GPA and I take all the most advanced courses.

Northwest Slobovia wrote:Source?
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Postby Big Jim P » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:43 pm

North Franklin wrote:
LogiChristianity wrote:There's no solid proof that humans weren't around when Pangaea broke apart.

There's no solid proof that God doesn't spend all day in a coffee shop in Rio banging adolescent pandas, but I'm guessing you don't believe that.

I hope they never find anything at your colonoscopies, because I don't think there's a person alive more qualified than you at pulling things out of your ass.
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San Leggera
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Postby San Leggera » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:49 pm


Noobubersland wrote:Why hasn't he published?

Soviet Canuckistan wrote:All the trees were cut down to make the ark
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Miss Defied
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Postby Miss Defied » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:52 pm

North Franklin wrote:Why did God use a flood if he was going to have to use so much magic anyways? Seems like it would've been simpler to just magic everyone to death in the first place.
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:02 pm

Omniscience wrote:
FranksFreedom wrote:
Are you looking in a mirror? You're comfortable with al Qaeda playing a large hand in the "freedom fight"?


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Postby Big Jim P » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:17 pm

Norstal wrote:
Avenio wrote:
Can God create a rock so heavy that he can't lift it?

Can go make an argument so circular even he can't believe it?
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Postby Qazox » Sat Aug 04, 2012 12:52 am

Mirrodinia wrote:I've come to a conclusion....humanity is a contradiction. :(


Truer words have never been spoken....possibly.
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Postby Chinese Regions » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:58 am

Genivaria wrote:
Goodclark wrote:YOU NEED FREAKIN' EVIDENCE ON THE STUBBORNNESS OF ATHEISTS! Atheists need evidence for everything.

Demanding evidence is not stubbornness, its a filter for bullshit.
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Postby Mesoland » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:28 pm

Krytenia wrote:
The Alchemists Guild wrote:With their fatty diets... that could be a valuable fuel source.

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Postby TaQud » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:54 pm

DesAnges wrote:"Trash talk" is a) meant to be funny (see cricket sledging) and b) really, really annoying.
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Postby Veladio » Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:12 pm

Genivaria wrote:
Veladio wrote:Except a lot of them do try to shove it down people's throats. I'm quite happy with that oral fixation.

I have the weirdest boner right now... :?
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Postby Frisbeeteria » Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:13 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
New Sapienta wrote:You know who else is under cover

Duvetman, the energetic bedding-based superhero?
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Postby TaQud » Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:15 pm

Frisbeeteria wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Duvetman, the energetic bedding-based superhero?

i don't get it... :meh:
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Postby Mavorpen » Sat Aug 04, 2012 3:20 pm

Volnotova wrote:
New Rogernomics wrote:I never said all forms of morality are derived from altruism: I said 'morality is derived from altruism', thus your counter-argument is based on a claim I never made.


"Americans are paedophiles"

"Pardon?"

"I never said all Americans."

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Postby Wikkiwallana » Sat Aug 04, 2012 4:11 pm

Neo Art wrote:You've obviously never encountered British manerisms, and its tendency for understatment. The terrorist attacks on the underground were "slight delays on the tube today". The olympics are "some traffic downtown" and the blitz has been remembered as "a minor row with Germany"
Proud Scalawag and Statist!

Please don't confuse my country for my politics; my country is being run as a parody, my posts aren't.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Halt!
Just because these people are stupid, wrong and highly dangerous does not mean you have the right to make them feel sad.
Xenohumanity wrote:
Nulono wrote:Snip
I'm a pro-lifer who runs a nation of dragon-men...
And even I think that's stupid.
Avenio wrote:Just so you know, the use of the term 'sheep' 'sheeple' or any other herd animal-based terminology in conjunction with an exhortation to 'think outside the box' or stop going along with groupthink generally indicates that the speaker is actually more closed-minded on the subject than the people that he/she is addressing. At least, in my experience at least.
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:21 pm

Blakk Metal wrote:YOU MENTIONED THE ORGANIZATION THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED! :eek:
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Altito Asmoro
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Postby Altito Asmoro » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:23 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Blakk Metal wrote:YOU MENTIONED THE ORGANIZATION THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED! :eek:


What is the meaning of that?
Stormwrath wrote:
Altito Asmoro wrote:You people can call me...AA. Or Alt.
Or Tito.

I'm calling you "non-aligned comrade."

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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:42 pm

Xathranaar wrote:
Cthulhutu wrote:Either way, I went to Chick Fil-A day.

It was delicious, and the lines extended out onto the highway. Quite incredible.

And thus it was that natural selection solved the issue of gay marriage.
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Luziyca
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Postby Luziyca » Sat Aug 04, 2012 7:33 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Cthulhutu wrote:Old Testament, laws of the Israelites, therefore, not in place as a law now. I would know, seeing as I was around back then.

Yahweh was quite angry when Moses pulled that out of nowhere just to spite his in-laws (most of which had a most unfortunite incident involving testicles and rocks). Man, he was mad.

See, that's the problem with you modern humans. You're too boring. On the plus side, you're fatter now, so you taste much better.


Damn it Cthulhutu! You're supposed to come out on December 21, 2012! You're fired!
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Postby Radiatia » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:19 am

Sound advice, regardless of context:

Frisbeeteria wrote:I don't know, man. A talking burger just doesn't have the same gravitas as a talking pie.
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Postby Katganistan » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:39 am

TaQud wrote:
Frisbeeteria wrote:

i don't get it... :meh:

Google duvet.
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Postby TaQud » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:42 am

Katganistan wrote:
TaQud wrote:i don't get it... :meh:

Google duvet.

A duvet (UK /ˈdjuːveɪ/ or US /duːˈveɪ/; from the French duvet [dyˈvɛ] "down"), also known as a doona in Australian English and a dyne in Scandinavian from which the Australian word was derived, is a type of bedding or continental quilt as it also known — a soft flat bag filled with down, feathers, silk or a synthetic alternative, and protected with a removable cover, analogous to a pillow and pillow case.


oh now that makes sense
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Postby Katganistan » Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:43 am

Altito Asmoro wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:


What is the meaning of that?

Yes, seriously.
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