Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Damanucus]

No, your spiritual spackle is just too big.

...Not even going to try and think what they meant. Either of them.

[Olthar]

...Not even going to try and think what they meant. Either of them.

Spiritual Spackle

[Miss Defied]

...the list goes on and on..... .

Out of curiosity, are you a Ron Paul supporter?

[Ruridova]

How do you want public services to be funded other than taxes?

I suppose the government could have a bake sale every couple of months.

[Frisbeeteria]

Luna Amore proves his worth as an Issue Editor:

I'm not saying it has to be a debate between a paraplegic juggler, a caped crusader and a talking pie, but the characters should be distinguishable from one another through their speech. Right now, I feel like it's one guy presenting three arguments from a textbook.

[Olthar]

Luna Amore proves his worth as an Issue Editor:

I'm not saying it has to be a debate between a paraplegic juggler, a caped crusader and a talking pie, but the characters should be distinguishable from one another through their speech. Right now, I feel like it's one guy presenting three arguments from a textbook.

We need more issues with paraplegic jugglers and talking pies.

[Minnysota]

http://pastebin.com/VMJMjpxN

:Kyrusia:

[Germanic Templars]

I couldn't agree with you more. And I am a Roman Catholic!

So am I haha.
I don't see why anyone gives a fuck what the owner of Chick Fil A believes. I don't. It's a free market, he can give money to whoever he wants. It's his belief, and he doesn't deserve to be harassed and boycotted and fucked with because of his belief.

[Milks Empire]

I seriously fuckin' love Ctoan right now (but not like that).

It warms my heart and brings a single tear to my eye, this outpouring of support for bigotry and discrimination...it's just so grand that people can come together for such a noble cause as limiting the rights of people they feel are icky...
I mean, these people could have spent the day feeding homeless people or something, but then who would have come to the defense if a large fast food chain that public supports limiting the rights of the LGBT community?

[Tlaceceyaya]

Worked with me. And many other people I know. A lot more effective than over the computer.

Sure, in the sense that attempting to drive nails with your forehead is a lot more effective than doing it with your penis.

[Milks Empire]

Oh dear!

One of my favourite ones is this one because of how bad it is.
I have a rash on my cock that burns like fire, care to blow it out?

No way any body actually tried to use it

His cock or that pickup line?

[Libertas Liber]

"Oh, you're not going to buy anything from Chick-fil-A because their president believes homosexuality is wrong?
Please, tell me more about how you're going to stop buying gasoline because the owner of OPEC has homosexuals executed."

[Mavorpen]

"Oh, you're not going to buy anything from Chick-fil-A because their president believes homosexuality is wrong?
Please, tell me more about how you're going to stop buying gasoline because the owner of OPEC has homosexuals executed."

...This is nowhere near awesome.

[The Republic of Lanos]

:3 Sweet and delicious~

[Kirrig]

...This is nowhere near awesome.

Obviously. He spelt petrol incorrectly.

However, awesomeness is entirely subjective. One comments on the declining standards of awesomeness because it holds true for essentially everyone but one does not go out and criticise the selection of any individual post unless one is the author of said post.

[Qazox]

Luna Amore proves his worth as an Issue Editor:

We need more issues with paraplegic jugglers and talking pies.

second this strongly. Maybe the paraplegic juggler's juggling those talking pies?

[Genivaria]

The truth of my claim is self-evident.

I do not hold this truth to be self-evident, that love of one's virtue and parents is violated by prostitution.

That to determine the truthiness of this truth sources are requested by Men, deriving their just power from the consent of those debating, That whenever a claim is made, it is the duty of the claimant to back it up or withdraw it, so that the debaters may secure their Safety and Happiness.

(IE: Source your claim that prostitution violates one's virtue or parental respect)

[Coffee Cakes]

You guys can use my room if you want.

Not much going on here anyway.

Let me out of this dungeon!!!

[Dyakovo]

Given his colorful and consistent history, I've applied a gentle poke with the Sword of DEAT.

Gotta love Reppy...

[Damanucus]

Given his colorful and consistent history, I've applied a gentle poke with the Sword of DEAT.

Gotta love Reppy...

I just get a little worried when I see that image of her/him (clari?) over her/his recently DEATed prey; that could just well be me next...but we digress...

[Reploid Productions]

Gotta love Reppy...

I just get a little worried when I see that image of her/him (clari?) over her/his recently DEATed prey; that could just well be me next...but we digress...

Her. If that one's worrying, you should see the pic I use when dealing with a DOS user! That one gives Nerv nightmares. ^_^

[Damanucus]

I just get a little worried when I see that image of her/him (clari?) over her/his recently DEATed prey; that could just well be me next...but we digress...

Her. If that one's worrying, you should see the pic I use when dealing with a DOS user! That one gives Nerv nightmares. ^_^

Note to Reppy: do not give me suggestions. I now want to see that pic. (As a quote, of course.)

[Milks Empire]

A little manlove never hurt anyone.

Manbearlove, on the other hand...

The claw marks still have not healed...

[Milks Empire]

No, it's a Microsoft browser, which means that even the dumbest meerkat could look at it and say, "My God that's a shitty web browser."

[Ruridova]

No, it's a Microsoft browser, which means that even the dumbest meerkat could look at it and say, "My God that's a shitty web browser."

I feel so accomplished.