Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Neutraligon]

Does the UK have a Batsman of its own?

They have whole teams of them.

[Milks Empire]

Oh Fris.

Illiterate summer poster discovers forums for the first time. Whee!

I dunno about rich. A lot of Baptist church went bankrupt and put up their churches for sale.
I personally intend to buy one of these churches and turn it into a Catholic....strip-club. I couldn't do that with the Crystal Cathedral. *nods*

Given that Catholic means universal, does that mean anyone's allowed to strip?

Father Norstal allows everyone in his church. But they must first be baptized in the Fountain of Sexy. *nods*

This will be one of those areas where I would have to disagree with pedo-baptism.

If you knew me you would know that I would never say the words alcohol and ban in the same sentence.

You just did, though.
Who are you and what have you done with Minoriteeburg?

[Cannot think of a name]

While locking a flamey Goodbye NSG thread:

Whoops... did I lock your thread? Isn't that just a shame...

Oooooo...you've been able to pull that quote out from Forum Hell, where only the evilest, most vile spammy threads go never to be seen by mortal eyes again, tormented by angry mods until they cry into their self aggrandizing spam ad blog trolling laps. Where angels fear to tread, my friend...where angels fear to tread.

You have looked into the abyss.

[Northwest Slobovia]

While locking a flamey Goodbye NSG thread:

Oooooo...you've been able to pull that quote out from Forum Hell, where only the evilest, most vile spammy threads go never to be seen by mortal eyes again, tormented by angry mods until they cry into their self aggrandizing spam ad blog trolling laps. Where angels fear to tread, my friend...where angels fear to tread.

You have looked into the abyss.

Looked...? The thread was in NSG, which is the abyss.

[Milks Empire]

*hem hem*

This is not a chat thread.

[The Republic of Lanos]

It's been a while since I joined this site. I was shocked, horrified, disgusted and disturbed by you people. But in a good way. There are a lot of names here that I'll miss when I go tomorrow. I'll try to acknowledge you guys as best as I can, but I know I'll miss some people. NEI, Nat, Hath, Jappy, Hard, Erin, Nana, Gallo, Blaat, Nemmy, Shelby, Gren, Olthar, Ameri, Ceann, Whooves, Yuk, Waz, Lacky, Kero, Norstal, CM, Sib, TMR, Indivi, Milks, Astro, Truthy, CC, Chris, Gidge, J&D, Esty, Minoriteeburg, Lanos, Chat, Uncle Vlad, Minnysota, my bronies on Exile and- fuck it, I'll forget people no matter what. But you all know just who you are.

My plane goes tomorrow (paternity leave delay is great) and I'm on that plane partially because people here, despite not knowing it, got me to this point where I don't feel like a walking piece of shit, and I thank you all for that. Because of the friends I made here, I'm confident with myself and confident with my life. Life is always confusing and troubling and full of surprises and shocks, good and bad, but you guys have made me feel like I can handle that. I was on a brink and people here helped me and pulled me out of it, and I will always be thankful.

But you all are a damn fantastic community and good people. I could always consider you guys to be friends and you all have got good potential and a way to go far. Just keep your head up, no matter what. There's always good in bad, no matter what. Life always goes on, whether it's just this site or your life in general. You can always better your life and yourself somehow. Even if it's just looking within yourself and being happy with who you are and the good things you do have. Maybe that's all you feel like you can do. So just keep it up. Keep at it. Keep fighting.

Namaste, bitches.

[Milks Empire]

I feel so talked ab-
Oh. Right. Different Elijah.

I'd let you hike up my Mt. Carmel.

[Yoite]

What does it mean when you start using the Bible as a pick-up line...?

That you're a priest?

[The Republic of Lanos]

(Image)

[Qazox]

(Image)

That's not really a quote

[The Republic of Lanos]

This feels right... (Image)

Masturbating usually does.

[Milks Empire]

Masturbation doesn't compare to this.

Milks discovered the Kama Sutra.
I'm proud.

[Katganistan]

So La Scala turns into: http://img.yessy.com/899640586-11090b.jpg

For those who don't speak Italian: "La Scala" means literally "The Stair".

And is also the home of world famous Opera.

[Olthar]

Well, we have incest (me and you). All we need is the tentacle monster.

Hi.

[Miss Defied]

Freudian much?

pro-life is disdain for one's fellow man.

[San Leggera]

"Why, I remember when I was a young lad in High Rock I’d always wear my mother’s dresses around the house, pretending I was a wizard. Also a ballerina. My parents were so worried. It was awesome."

An excerpt from the A Story of a Drunken Cat thread.

[Milks Empire]

The whole reason I want to be a doctor is so I can do this:
Me: "Well Johnny, the tests confirm you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm gonna prescribe you a dose of harden the fuck up."

[The Republic of Lanos]

Yeah, I don't wanna hear anything more about anyone's genitals. It's unsanitary and I hate to set up the electron microscope just to settle drunken arguments.

[Katganistan]

Yeah, I don't wanna hear anything more about anyone's genitals. It's unsanitary and I hate to set up the electron microscope just to settle drunken arguments.

Holy cow, it was here practically before I took my finger off the ENTER key!

[The Republic of Lanos]

Holy cow, it was here practically before I took my finger off the ENTER key!

It was worth it.

[Milks Empire]

Kat's unintentional that's-what-she-said moment from right here:

Holy cow, it was here practically before I took my finger off the ENTER key!

[Creative Vikings]

"Why, I remember when I was a young lad in High Rock I’d always wear my mother’s dresses around the house, pretending I was a wizard. Also a ballerina. My parents were so worried. It was awesome."

An excerpt from the A Story of a Drunken Cat thread.

He one of them Breton Necromancers?

[The Republic of Lanos]

hey guys im new to this game and i was reading through some forums and some poney hater nations are getting ready to invade all poney nations

[Norstal]

Exactly. Abraham lincoln was not a left winger, and he welcomed progressive ideas. Therefore, the absolute statement is proven false. Likewise, Fred Phelps, Democrat and therefore left-winger, is not a progressive in ideology.

that's exactly what the royal teletubby secret society wants you to think

[Olthar]

*That awkward moment when life's holes are too small for you to fill.*

No, your spiritual spackle is just too big.