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Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:43 pm**

Page wrote:
Chetssaland wrote:
"Thou shall not lie with mankind, as with womankind. It is an abomination." (Leviticus 18:22)

Got it, doggy for my male lovers and cowgirl for my female lovers. Thank you, Yahweh, for accommodating my bisexuality.

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:42 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:Talking out what you think is how we learn.

Which means screaming violently and throwing things is SUPER-learning.

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:19 pm**

In regards to Bottle:

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Raeyh wrote:
But you did nothing positive for homosexuals personally.

You know how in a Western when they're introducing characters at a bar scene and someone says something and then all of a sudden everyone backs away from that person and looks at the menacing looking gunfighter on the other side of the room...?

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2012 7:09 pm**

Big Jim P wrote:Screw 42. the answer will always be 69.

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:29 pm**

Death Metal wrote:
AuSable River wrote:

Amusingly, mine previous post was chock full of logic, facts, and empirical evidence and sources.

Well, if you count the people you quoted.

I felt like this was a good burn.

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:06 pm**

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Luziyca wrote:
-looks-

Oh God. It feels like I am a world leader, and Lanos was my bodyguard that constantly creeps me out...

Error: Does not work with how Lanos.exe has been programmed to operate.
Abort, Retry, Fail?

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:34 am**

Haters gonna hate on the Wombat:

Pzetrovlaskia wrote:OOC: This thread really gets on my tits sometimes.

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:10 pm**

Immoren wrote:
Ruridova wrote:I just called Mitt Romney a Cylon.

What have those poor cylon done to deserve that?

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2012 1:28 pm**

Tekania wrote:
The Richard Bastion Republic wrote:This article says that a 24 y.o woman died at a "planned parent" hood clinic after recieving an abortion. http://www.google.com/webhp?rlz=1C1AVSX ... =514&ion=1
http://www.lifesitenews.com/blog/americ ... -abortion/

Inpressive.... If that happens 516 more times it will almost equal the number of women who die after child birth this year..... So, you've proven to me abortion is at least significantly safer than giving birth.

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2012 2:20 pm**

Ailiailia wrote:
Aleckandor wrote:UPDATE! Apparently nobody gives a shit about Bigfoot, so F**K HIM!

He subsists on the resources of our National Parks. Intimidating honest bears and frightening wolves. Luring credulous humans into the wilds where they lack the skills to survive. It's all take and no give with this Bigfoot fellow.

Bigfoot should get a job.

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:21 pm**

Norstal wrote:
Genivaria wrote:That doesn't make sense. He has a plan for all of us but we can do whatever we want?
Trying playing a game of chess where all your pieces have free will.

That'd be fun though.

Knight: fuck this shit. I'm moving vertically.

All the other pieces: *Gasps*

Genivaria wrote:
Norstal wrote:That'd be fun though.

Knight: fuck this shit. I'm moving vertically.

All the other pieces: *Gasps*

*Karl Marx appears* "Pawns of the world unite!*
Kings: Uh oh.

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:48 pm**

And once again, the Silly/Illegal Proposals thread throws up another doozy of a quote, and from our own Flibbleites, too.

Flibbleites wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Not to mention the numerous spelling and grammatical errors in this proposal

It's an Education proposal, it has to have those, it's tradition.

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2012 7:06 pm**

Tsaraine wrote:So ... why exactly did you guys feed the troll until it died of morbid obesity, and then proceed to smear yourselves in the decaying juices of its fetid troll carcass? Is that actually entertaining to you? Because I'm not seeing it.

~ Tsar the Mod.

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2012 7:25 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Olthar wrote:Uh, yeah. He's just going to come and serve as a a stand-in on your days off.

And a lie-in, and a sit-in, and a kneel-in...

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2012 7:35 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Seshephe wrote:*attempting to restart application: Seshephe.exe*
*................*
*application not found*

Stand back guys, I'm an Indian, I know how to handle these situations.
*clears throat*

"Your call is very important to us. Please stand by while I randomly throw your call around to other people who don't give a fuck. Thank you."

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2012 7:42 pm**

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Stand back guys, I'm an Indian, I know how to handle these situations.
*clears throat*

"Your call is very important to us. Please stand by while I randomly throw your call around to other people who don't give a fuck. Thank you."

Posted: **Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:12 pm**

Mavorpen wrote:
Genivaria wrote:....I do not understand. I'm always clopping.

You are sitting in the car, waiting for the DMV instructor to sit in the car. They sit in the car, and say, "Alright, time for your driving te.... What are you doing?"

You say nothing. You look them straight in the eyes and finish. Like a man.

Posted: **Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:23 pm**

Cill Charthaigh wrote:Frankly it would be a bad idea to be doing it with your sis while an elephant's watching and with the door open.

Posted: **Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:35 pm**

Luziyca wrote:
Cill Charthaigh wrote:Frankly it would be a bad idea to be doing it with your sis while an elephant's watching and with the door open.

Posted: **Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:44 pm**

Dracoria wrote:I have another question for this thread.

Can the elephant consent to? And if so...Umm...Do you need a stepstool or something to get to the open door?

Posted: **Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:54 pm**

Dracoria wrote:
NMaa949 wrote:Baby-making crews! Fuck yeah!

Oh god no. If they're as efficient as the roadmaking crews, our new babies will be in the womb for 3-5 years and only last another 2-3 before they need to be resurfaced. Plus, they always seem to shut down genital lanes during rush hour.

At this rate, I really need to start a sweatshop so I can get funny things from that thread...

Posted: **Mon Jul 30, 2012 12:32 am**

Imsogone wrote:Ok, I'm waiting for the fundamentalist Christian MLP aborts Michael Phelp's love child at the Olympics while arguing that only LGBT Christians with Arab surnames should be allowed to compete thread

Suprised that thread doesn't exist yet.

Posted: **Mon Jul 30, 2012 7:57 am**

While locking a flamey Goodbye NSG thread:

Kryozerkia wrote:Whoops... did I lock your thread? Isn't that just a shame...

Posted: **Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:08 am**

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Stand back guys, I'm an Indian, I know how to handle these situations.
*clears throat*

"Your call is very important to us. Please stand by while I randomly throw your call around to other people who don't give a fuck. Thank you."

Posted: **Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:31 am**

Serrland wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Mine feels fine.
But how does it look?

Quite a bit better now that there is a lack of hair. As my dear old grandad would say: "until you've either killed or fathered a person, keep your chin bare as a baby's bottom."

Granted, he was starting to lose it about that time, but there's a lesson in there somewhere. Maybe.

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