Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Olthar]

Retro Lyra is a chick. Her opinion in this matter is void.

Bullshit.

Retro Lyra can tell me whatever she wants about what to do about my penis.

Because that's what friends are for.

[Mosasauria]

*sighs* I didn't think that was beyond PG-13? I mean, it's not like we were suggesting [CENSORED] could [CENSORED] [CENSORED], or even [CENSORED]

I didn't even know Kaarinzistan was a verb.

[Genivaria]

Bullshit.

Retro Lyra can tell me whatever she wants about what to do about my penis.

Because that's what friends are for.

I love you guys.

[Risottia]

Expo 2015 racks up a huge debt, private stakeholders and providers ignore their promises, and the city of Milan defaults.

So La Scala turns into: http://img.yessy.com/899640586-11090b.jpg

For those who don't speak Italian: "La Scala" means literally "The Stair".

[Stattr]

I don't even know what a 'kari' is.

*Opens NS dictionary and clears voice*
"Kari: The shortened name of Karinizistan. In the beginning Kari decided to make every NSGer convert to Christianity. Each conversion thread was promptly locked by mods. Certain that the mods were immeasurably corrupt, Kari attempted a revolution to get the mods out of power. The mods swiftly deleted that nation. Kari then returned as Kaarinizistan, where he boasted that he had figured out a way to hack NS. The mods told him that hacking was illegal and gave him a 2 week ban for attempting to hack the site. After those two weeks ended, Kaarinizistan returned. He created another revolution thread which was quickly locked. He also tried to force other NSGers to spell out his full name, and if they didn't he would throw a temper tantrum, threaten them, and use the mods as a weapon. The mods quickly grew sick of this behavior, and IP banned Kari and DoSed him. But the story doesn't end there. He has launched several Revolution sites which we have invaded. He also from time to time manages to get around his IP ban and creates a nation which is soon deleted.
*closes book*

I worship LH.

[The Republic of Lanos]

No. Firing the IGNORE cannon. I have no interest or desire in roleplaying with someone who wants to godmode a 9/11 knock-off attack for no apparent reason. As far as my nation is concerned, yours and your terrorists do not exist.

(Image)

[Genivaria]

Of course it isn't. Killing the perp (with a small chance of collateral damage) rather than waiting for him to get bored and go to sleep is. And the small risk of friendly fire far outweighs the certainty of further killings.

Here's a fun, if old, fact.

The Pentagon disclosed yesterday that 35 of the 148 American servicemen and women who perished on the battlefield in the Persian Gulf War were killed inadvertently by their comrades, an extraordinary proportion by historical standards and more than three times the number previously acknowledged.

Little over one in four times, trained men and woman shot the wrong guy. In a situation where they were going in knowing that they were gonna be shot at. Where the people there were all for the most part involved. Where people wore clothes to let you know what side they were on.

Trained.

Everyone has a gun.

Maybe the problem was that they were simply Army Strong and not Internet Tough.

[Luziyca]

You gave Adam West tits.

You don't do that.

[Luziyca]

I know!

"I see it, I want it."

I wish I had video of him traversing the women's clothes section.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Well, folks, sorry. You're Chinese now.

[Qazox]

So the US is also a white nation? And a female nation?

Oh shit the feminists are outbreeding us! Quick, we need to have more k- oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

[Forsher]

I make up my own news and read that.

Some may call it fiction, but it's still more reliable than virtually every media organisation in the world.

[Milks Empire]

Why does it strike me funny that this thread is a sausagefest with people that enjoy that kind of meat?

Mine too. In fact, I wouldn't mind the whole group visiting me for a night... Or a week.
/my confession time

Poor H-Alba.

Please, he said "record that for me" when I typed it out

Because, it's Big Jim jr. *nods*

Nah, he does the thinking. He's Sr.

[Big Jim P]

The only honest to goodness actual archaeologist currently participating in NationStates thinks it's bollocks.

Let me go and ask some of the ancient history colleagues I share this department with...

Rest assured that they think it's bollocks too.

Let me e-mail my friend who's actually worked in the Valley of the Kings...

She thinks it's bollocks too.

General consensus in the academic community would therefore seem to be firmly on the side of this being bollocks.

Happy to be of service.

Since you're on the horn to the archaeological community, maybe mention that testicles the world over resent the comparison.

[Milks Empire]

Ok how come in this thread, and this thread only, when i post the bottom ad is one for michelle bachman . If that is not proof of an ancient alien conspiracy i do not know what is. .. .
http://www.michelebachmann.com/landing/?cdtrack_creative=0598a06a-3ca2-41b0-8b00-361fd1a603d0&cdtrack_source=3db6b64a-7523-476f-83ab-f6d50ea69417&gclid=CNzB8

[The Drone Empire]

No. It's stupid. Aliens didn't travel millions of light-years just to make a few piles of stone on an insignificant planet and then leave.

Maybe they were trolling.

And extremely bored.

And extremely wealthy.

So, essentially, there is a planet of Batman people flying around the universe.

[Ruridova]

*Opens NS dictionary and clears voice*
"Kari: The shortened name of Karinizistan. In the beginning Kari decided to make every NSGer convert to Christianity. Each conversion thread was promptly locked by mods. Certain that the mods were immeasurably corrupt, Kari attempted a revolution to get the mods out of power. The mods swiftly deleted that nation. Kari then returned as Kaarinizistan, where he boasted that he had figured out a way to hack NS. The mods told him that hacking was illegal and gave him a 2 week ban for attempting to hack the site. After those two weeks ended, Kaarinizistan returned. He created another revolution thread which was quickly locked. He also tried to force other NSGers to spell out his full name, and if they didn't he would throw a temper tantrum, threaten them, and use the mods as a weapon. The mods quickly grew sick of this behavior, and IP banned Kari and DoSed him. But the story doesn't end there. He has launched several Revolution sites which we have invaded. He also from time to time manages to get around his IP ban and creates a nation which is soon deleted.
*closes book*

I worship LH.

I didn't even know Kaarinzistan was a verb.

[Risottia]

that age you speak of would mean a large flood and we all become fish.

Prepare for the Hydrocene!
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Oh God, I almost managed to keep a straight face!

[Milks Empire]

I bet there's nothing more Issa would like than to see than thousands of seamen entering Reagan everyday.

This load sounds more like Issa's bowel movement.

Every day thousands of pounds of shit produced from Issa's mouth is dumped into the oceans.

We could make fun of their shape by AQing them.

I'm personally not a big fan of Anal Queefs.

[Luziyca]

We could make fun of their shape by AQing them.

I'm personally not a big fan of Anal Queefs.

[Milks Empire]

Ronald Reagan was just like Aristotle: everybody listened to him because he was cool and all his ideas turned out to be bullshit.

[Mesoland]

Application of Perturbation Theory on Social Hysteria... a dissertation title of epic proportions.

Is that an anime?

[The Republic of Lanos]

Omg. Already we're at 121 pages.

We're gonna need more thread titles...

At first, I read that as ''thread titties''.

[Qazox]

At first, I read that as ''thread titties''.

LOL

[The House of Petain]

*Opens NS dictionary and clears voice*
"Kari: The shortened name of Karinizistan. In the beginning Kari decided to make every NSGer convert to Christianity. Each conversion thread was promptly locked by mods. Certain that the mods were immeasurably corrupt, Kari attempted a revolution to get the mods out of power. The mods swiftly deleted that nation. Kari then returned as Kaarinizistan, where he boasted that he had figured out a way to hack NS. The mods told him that hacking was illegal and gave him a 2 week ban for attempting to hack the site. After those two weeks ended, Kaarinizistan returned. He created another revolution thread which was quickly locked. He also tried to force other NSGers to spell out his full name, and if they didn't he would throw a temper tantrum, threaten them, and use the mods as a weapon. The mods quickly grew sick of this behavior, and IP banned Kari and DoSed him. But the story doesn't end there. He has launched several Revolution sites which we have invaded. He also from time to time manages to get around his IP ban and creates a nation which is soon deleted.
*closes book*

I worship LH.

The man was a champ.