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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:37 pm

Added. I don't really see the point of that, to be honest, because truly epic is subjective, but so is Awesome in general.
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Of the Free Socialist Territories
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Postby Of the Free Socialist Territories » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:46 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Brekmar wrote:i know a lot of women who like having there toes sucked by guys

How many? The ones you see in the magazines you have hidden under your mattress don't count.
Don't be deceived when our Revolution has finally been stamped out and they tell you things are better now even if there's no poverty to see, because the poverty's been hidden...even if you ever got more wages and could afford to buy more of these new and useless goods which these new industries foist on you, and even if it seems to you that "you never had so much" - that is only the slogan of those who have much more than you.

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The Greater Aryan Race
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Postby The Greater Aryan Race » Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:52 am

Death Metal wrote:
Avenio wrote:
Don't be silly. Only American gun deaths counts as tragedies.


The death of an American is a tragedy, the death of dozens in Darfur is just a statistic?
Imperium Sidhicum wrote:So, uh... Is this another one of those threads where everyone is supposed to feel outraged and circle-jerk in agreement of how injust and terrible the described incident is?

Because if it is, I'm probably going to say something mean and contrary just to contradict the majority.

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Natair
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Postby Natair » Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:38 am

Qazox wrote:
Reploid Productions wrote:

Could we nominate this for the Truly Epic Quotes section in the OP? Because that rant is seriously a thing of beauty.


I agree.

I third this motion. Make it happen, OP!
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Of the Free Socialist Territories
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Postby Of the Free Socialist Territories » Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:38 am

Natair wrote:
Qazox wrote:
I agree.

I third this motion. Make it happen, OP!


He already has.
Don't be deceived when our Revolution has finally been stamped out and they tell you things are better now even if there's no poverty to see, because the poverty's been hidden...even if you ever got more wages and could afford to buy more of these new and useless goods which these new industries foist on you, and even if it seems to you that "you never had so much" - that is only the slogan of those who have much more than you.

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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:16 am

BACK TO TOPIC ( >:( )...
Big Jim P wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:I feel extrmely redneck today.

What, woke up and realized your cousin was a hottie?


Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Typhlochactas wrote:What is this ''summer'' thing, and why does everyone on NSG talk about it?

Because you touch yourself at night.


Of the Free Socialist Territories wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Everyone here already knows what I do. :P

Your cousin?
N.B. Reference to earlier section of thread.
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Natair
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Postby Natair » Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:35 pm

Not Safe For Work wrote:
Chernoslavia wrote:It doesnt matter who you are pointing a gun at someone and make them do something against their will is not lawful,


Oh, you're not going to like these guys...

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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Sat Jul 21, 2012 3:13 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
Genivaria wrote:*fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*

And there goes my reputation.

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Farnhamia
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Postby Farnhamia » Sat Jul 21, 2012 3:34 pm

Genivaria wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:

And there goes my reputation.

Are you still worried about that?
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Genivaria
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Postby Genivaria » Sat Jul 21, 2012 3:35 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Genivaria wrote:And there goes my reputation.

Are you still worried about that?

.....nah.

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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:12 pm

Katganistan wrote:
Disserbia wrote:I have a dream too.

And I have this:
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So let's avoid whipping them out and measuring, shall we?

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Postby Luziyca » Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:56 pm

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Telesha
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Postby Telesha » Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:59 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:and the movie still playing, having been in a dark theater staring at the only light source etc etc etc...

Look, gun guys...we get it. You likey your guns. You'd be surprised (well, not if you'd been paying attention, but I digress) how many people arguing with you about this event actually agree with you about gun ownership in principle. I, like many others, don't have a problem with gun ownership per se. There are a ton of factors that essentially mean 'gun control' in the context you're talking about is unrealistic (and I'd argue very few people are advocating). Guns are the pee in the pool water, we're simply not going to get them out of our culture at this point. And yeah, other places have more guns that we do and manage to not shoot themselves up as much. So maybe it's not the guns.

Maybe...and here's where you start to become hard to back up...maybe it's the culture of guns.

Because if the first thing you thought when this horrible thing happened was "Oh my god, my guns, they're gonna take my guns!" there is something seriously fucked up about your priorities.

I like cars and I like going fast, but when someone kills someone in a collision my first reaction is "Don't you dare tell me I can't go fast!" That's fucking callous.

If you can't take a moment to recognize the human cost of the tragedy, if you can't have just the slightest inkling that this is what your hobby is capable of and acknowledge it and even make the slightest effort to empathize with people who might be hurt, upset, or afraid then I cannot spare a bit of sympathy for you that your precious guns might come under attack.

You don't have to admit that Guns are the Root of All Evil to admit that this is a terrible tragedy that was made easier by guns. Yeah, you can think that draconian gun control might not be the solution, and I might agree with you, but for fucks sake...just an ounce of self awareness would be nice.

And all of the Paul Kersey fantasy notions about a gun fight in a movie theater is the clear solution to the problem...frankly, there is not much daylight between you and the guy who did this. Because you're both taking a movie fantasy life and pretending it would be super cool in the real world.

Look man, if guns were the solution to gun violence, war zones would be safe as houses.

But you're right. Guns aren't the problem. Thousands of gun owners in many countries manage to own guns and only shoot cans and woodland creatures. But perhaps part of the problem is this crazy notion on display here that guns are some sort of magic problem-solving device that even solves the problems they create.

It's not that you own a gun, or want a gun. It's what you think it does that frankly scares the shit out of me.


CTOAN's been on a goddam roll in that thread...

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Olthar
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Postby Olthar » Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:02 pm

Genivaria wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:

And there goes my reputation.

What reputation? :p
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Natair
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Postby Natair » Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:02 pm

New Hayesalia wrote:
Natair wrote:I wonder what happens if you ask for a Double Baconator...

Diabetes.

Not the most PC joke I've made, but that was a great answer.
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Dyakovo
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Postby Dyakovo » Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:34 pm

Tekania wrote:English, Irish, French and Native American.... yes, I can't even get along with my fucking self....

:lol:
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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:03 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Mavorpen wrote:I remember watching a man flirting with a woman. The woman slapped him in the face and kicked him in the balls. I walked up to him and said, "It's okay dude. If Atheism is a religion, then being rejected, slapped, and kicked in the balls is a sex position."

For some people it IS. :shock:

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Katganistan
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Postby Katganistan » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:06 am

Natair wrote:
New Hayesalia wrote:Diabetes.

Not the most PC joke I've made, but that was a great answer.

Actually, I'd have said "Triple Bypass".

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Big Jim P
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Postby Big Jim P » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:08 am

Katganistan wrote:
Natair wrote:Not the most PC joke I've made, but that was a great answer.

Actually, I'd have said "Triple Bypass".


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Postby Big Jim P » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:09 am

Milks Empire wrote:We should start a thread titles $#*! our Big Jim P Says. :p
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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:13 am

Katganistan wrote:Anything I could say at this moment would result in having to go sit in the Bad Kat corner. So let's simply smile knowingly, clink our beer bottles together, and have a cold one.

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Postby Katganistan » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:15 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:We should start a thread titles $#*! our Big Jim P Says. :p

Is that not this thread? :lol2:

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Postby Milks Empire » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:16 am

Katganistan wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:

Is that not this thread? :lol2:

Touché. :lol2:

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Postby Big Jim P » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:18 am

Milks Empire wrote:
Katganistan wrote:Is that not this thread? :lol2:

Touché. :lol2:


Keep it up and I might develop an ego.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:32 am

Big Jim P wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:Touché. :lol2:


Keep it up and I might develop an ego.


Why develop one? You can borrow mine.
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