Van Dalia wrote:Adolf Hitler ate bread. Adolf Hitler caused the deaths of millions. Therefore, bread kills millions. Bread is evil.
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by Maltropia » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:19 pm
Van Dalia wrote:Adolf Hitler ate bread. Adolf Hitler caused the deaths of millions. Therefore, bread kills millions. Bread is evil.
by Wikkiwallana » Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:54 pm
The Geth Commonwealth wrote:STUPID JERSEY SHORE, YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD!
*puts on oversized mask*
OGIDY-BOOGIDY-BOO!
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Halt!
Just because these people are stupid, wrong and highly dangerous does not mean you have the right to make them feel sad.
Avenio wrote:Just so you know, the use of the term 'sheep' 'sheeple' or any other herd animal-based terminology in conjunction with an exhortation to 'think outside the box' or stop going along with groupthink generally indicates that the speaker is actually more closed-minded on the subject than the people that he/she is addressing. At least, in my experience at least.
by Sociobiology » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:01 pm
by Wikkiwallana » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:39 pm
Jerusalem and Damascus wrote:Humanity has a special capacity for focusing on inanity that is exceeded only by our ability to get really, really angry about it.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Halt!
Just because these people are stupid, wrong and highly dangerous does not mean you have the right to make them feel sad.
Avenio wrote:Just so you know, the use of the term 'sheep' 'sheeple' or any other herd animal-based terminology in conjunction with an exhortation to 'think outside the box' or stop going along with groupthink generally indicates that the speaker is actually more closed-minded on the subject than the people that he/she is addressing. At least, in my experience at least.
by Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:49 pm
1000 Cats wrote:Is the Branch of Government the stick you hit someone with when you're telling them to do something?
Currently warring.
Military, including paramilitaries: uncounted; numerous warring factions (currently state of war)
Link to Tracker I-II-III-DERP!
CompassPower comes only from the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon BonaparteDEFCON:
[0] Nuclear Armaggedon Inevitable, as well as Defend Reichland from Invasion!Azrael wrote:Except that their entire appearance is a ruse!
by Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:50 pm
Currently warring.
Military, including paramilitaries: uncounted; numerous warring factions (currently state of war)
Link to Tracker I-II-III-DERP!
CompassPower comes only from the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon BonaparteDEFCON:
[0] Nuclear Armaggedon Inevitable, as well as Defend Reichland from Invasion!Azrael wrote:Except that their entire appearance is a ruse!
by Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:44 pm
Socialdemokraterne wrote:DaWoad wrote:that's just like you neo-pencilites, always claiming that those who oppose you hate freedom just because some of them sided with the c-rangers in the great frozen pencil war of 1976!
Ah...the veterans of the forgotten war. Those c-ranger snipers could take an eraser clean off a pencil at a full kilometer. And as I recall, that was the war where the staple gun was introduced.
Currently warring.
Military, including paramilitaries: uncounted; numerous warring factions (currently state of war)
Link to Tracker I-II-III-DERP!
CompassPower comes only from the barrel of a gun - Mao Zedong
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon BonaparteDEFCON:
[0] Nuclear Armaggedon Inevitable, as well as Defend Reichland from Invasion!Azrael wrote:Except that their entire appearance is a ruse!
by Qazox » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:46 am
Reploid Productions wrote:
I mean, really. Dead Horse Beating is practically NS's national passtime. It's like figure skating- you might use the same set of moves over and over, but you get scored for how well you execute them, chain them together, and whether you stick the landing or fall flat on your ass.
by Reploid Productions » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:52 am
Aw, you left out the part with the figure skating analogy!
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by Qazox » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:54 am
by Qazox » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:55 am
by Reploid Productions » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:56 am
Qazox wrote:Fixed it Reppy
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by Qazox » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:58 am
by Goobergunchia » Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:02 am
by Risottia » Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:21 am
Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia wrote:
Generalissimo Supreme Soviet Omnipotent Ultimate-X Warlord Emperor Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, or Will See.
Dai Gensui... Dae Wonsu... Eternal President, Dear Leader, Glorious Leader, Ayatollah (for some reason it sounds wonderful)
Ha!
by Genivaria » Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:23 am
Risottia wrote:Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia wrote:
Generalissimo Supreme Soviet Omnipotent Ultimate-X Warlord Emperor Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, or Will See.
Dai Gensui... Dae Wonsu... Eternal President, Dear Leader, Glorious Leader, Ayatollah (for some reason it sounds wonderful)
Ha!
When you're really cool you don't need a title. Your name is made into a title, and people will copy it for centuries. See "Caesar".
by Forsher » Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:28 am
by Damanucus » Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:12 am
Goobergunchia wrote:Clearly more people need to be exposed to my Spider-Man costume.
by Furious Grandmothers » Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:53 am
by Risottia » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:43 am
by Ravineworld » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:26 am
Ende wrote:You know what is the problem with America? Fundamentalist Bread eaters! They won't give a single thought to sourdough or even not eating bread, or even anti-bread groups. See, the truth is that I don't believe in eating bread.
Why? Evidence shows that there is no point in eating bread. Bread has been worshipped for thousands of years, but it's just a waste of time. There is no perfect, tasty, good bread. Common sense says to something like pizza. If bread was good, why do people die of malnutrition? If bread was all nutricious, why do people vomit bread? If bread was everywhere, why couldn't I find any at the supermarket? Therefore, the possibility of a good, all nutricious, omniscient bread is an impossibility. After all, Epicurus (341–270 B.C.), Greek philosopher said:
"Is bread willing to prevent untastiness, but not able? Then it is not a perfect food.
Is it able, but not willing? Then it is bad.
Is it both able and willing? Then whence cometh untastiness?
Is it neither able nor willing? Then why call bread the best food ever?"
The quote pretty much logically disproves a bread that is considered the best food ever. Bread has been responsible for hundreds of deaths througout history. As Marie Antionette said:
"Let them eat cake!"
I really hope this gets in the Awesome NS Quotes thread.
by Astro-Malsitari WA Seat » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:22 pm
Goobergunchia wrote:A man in a penis costume walks into the chamber and begins dancing on top of the Goobergunchian desk. As said desk, located along with others in the Rejected Realms delegation, is among the very front rows of the World Assembly Chamber, the display would be quite hard to avoid.
by Damanucus » Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:49 pm
Astro-Malsitari WA Seat wrote:Goobergunchia wrote:A man in a penis costume walks into the chamber and begins dancing on top of the Goobergunchian desk. As said desk, located along with others in the Rejected Realms delegation, is among the very front rows of the World Assembly Chamber, the display would be quite hard to avoid.
by Generex » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:42 pm
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