Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Fnordgasm 5]

'Emperor' sounds better.

True. There's not many titles better sounding than "Emperor."

My official title is "His Awesomeness Lord Fnordgasm the Cool"

[Kouralia]

True. There's not many titles better sounding than "Emperor."

My official title is "His Awesomeness Lord Fnordgasm the Cool"

I am 'Kap, the Walnut' Now officially the most irrelevent title!

(MrJKapowey is my tag for most other sites, but obviously a nation called MrJKapowey would be stupid...)

[Maltropia]

My official title is "His Awesomeness Lord Fnordgasm the Cool"

I am 'Kap, the Walnut' Now officially the most irrelevent title!

(MrJKapowey is my tag for most other sites, but obviously a nation called MrJKapowey would be stupid...)

I've been proclaimed "King of the Mod, Grand Duke of Simcity 4, and Tsar of All the Awesomes" in the past, and it's not a title I'll give up easily.

[The Blaatschapen]

I am 'Kap, the Walnut' Now officially the most irrelevent title!

(MrJKapowey is my tag for most other sites, but obviously a nation called MrJKapowey would be stupid...)

I've been proclaimed "King of the Mod, Grand Duke of Simcity 4, and Tsar of All the Awesomes" in the past, and it's not a title I'll give up easily.

I once was "Mister BEST Laugh". Does that count too?

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

I am 'Kap, the Walnut' Now officially the most irrelevent title!

(MrJKapowey is my tag for most other sites, but obviously a nation called MrJKapowey would be stupid...)

I've been proclaimed "King of the Mod, Grand Duke of Simcity 4, and Tsar of All the Awesomes" in the past, and it's not a title I'll give up easily.

My titles are even more interesting:

"His Imperial Divine Majesty, The Almighty All-Powerful Omnipotent Heavenly Dragon Undying Comrade People's Revolutionary Emperor, Ultimate Overlord & King of All Kings of Epicness, Supreme Immortal Invincible Warlord of Pure Greatness, Military Potentate of Total War in All Its Glory"

as well as, "His Legendary Nuclear Highness, the Omnipotent Lord of Obsession in Nuclear Warfare"

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

'Emperor' sounds better.

mmmmmm... nightkill the maharaja. Nope! emperor sounds better

Perhaps, Nightkill the Omnipotent Lord of Everything.

[Damanucus]

I've been proclaimed "King of the Mod, Grand Duke of Simcity 4, and Tsar of All the Awesomes" in the past, and it's not a title I'll give up easily.

My titles are even more interesting:

"His Imperial Divine Majesty, The Almighty All-Powerful Omnipotent Heavenly Dragon Undying Comrade People's Revolutionary Emperor, Ultimate Overlord & King of All Kings of Epicness, Supreme Immortal Invincible Warlord of Pure Greatness, Military Potentate of Total War in All Its Glory"

as well as, "His Legendary Nuclear Highness, the Omnipotent Lord of Obsession in Nuclear Warfare"

Why does everyone get all the cool titles? [cries] All I've got is "Emporer", which I've been deliberately misspelling since I accidentally misspelled it when I started playing the game six years ago and got picked up on it, which I started doing (the misspelling) just to be different, and even there I may have failed because it makes me look like a skin care technician.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

My titles are even more interesting:

"His Imperial Divine Majesty, The Almighty All-Powerful Omnipotent Heavenly Dragon Undying Comrade People's Revolutionary Emperor, Ultimate Overlord & King of All Kings of Epicness, Supreme Immortal Invincible Warlord of Pure Greatness, Military Potentate of Total War in All Its Glory"

as well as, "His Legendary Nuclear Highness, the Omnipotent Lord of Obsession in Nuclear Warfare"

Why does everyone get all the cool titles? [cries] All I've got is "Emporer", which I've been deliberately misspelling since I accidentally misspelled it when I started playing the game six years ago and got picked up on it, which I started doing (the misspelling) just to be different, and even there I may have failed because it makes me look like a skin care technician.

Oh, do not worry, I shall give you one (although based on the limited information in this quote).

"Awe-aspiring, Omnipotent, Elite Pheonix Majesty the Emperor of Unique Epicness"

[Damanucus]

Why does everyone get all the cool titles? [cries] All I've got is "Emporer", which I've been deliberately misspelling since I accidentally misspelled it when I started playing the game six years ago and got picked up on it, which I started doing (the misspelling) just to be different, and even there I may have failed because it makes me look like a skin care technician.

Oh, do not worry, I shall give you one (although based on the limited information in this quote).

"Awe-aspiring, Omnipotent, Elite Pheonix Majesty the Emperor of Unique Epicness"

"Awe-aspiring, Omnipotent, Elite Pheonix Majesty the Emperor of Unique Epicness Linard Skyre"...I love it!

[Nationstatelandsville]

Can we get back on topic now?

[The Republic of Lanos]

Can we get back on topic now?

Cool. Sign me up. I'm gonna need an all black uniform. 6'1", waist size 32, for boots, my feet size are 12 inches. Also a leather whip, and I want to be referred to as "Herr Doctor"

[Olthar]

After Googling that, I've decided Google isn't dying.

[Olthar]

Give them time. I'm sure they'll get there.

Maybe if we add some fiber to their diets it'll come out quicker.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

Can we get back on topic now?

Cool. Sign me up. I'm gonna need an all black uniform. 6'1", waist size 32, for boots, my feet size are 12 inches. Also a leather whip, and I want to be referred to as "Herr Doctor"

Hellsing?

Google's the Pope?

Of course not silly! Google. is. God.

[Coffee Cakes]

Whatever you don't turn around. I have totally not dispatched bug eyed monsters to you locale.

Uh...

[The Republic of Lanos]

Let's forget the fact that he befriend the greatest mass murder the world has ever known, employed mass murderers of strange religions, or even defrauded people. In 1971, Nixon unilaterally severed the link between dollars and gold. It ushered in an era of usury that is rotting the minds of all people on the planet.

HYPERBOLE HAVE REACHED CRITICAL MASS.

WARNING: ALL PERSONNEL EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

[Coffee Cakes]

Saurisia is partly modeled after Nazi Germany, mostly in the form of uniforms, marches, parades, marching music, propaganda, and, to a limited extent, the belief in a superior race (or in this case, species).

Though there's other influence too. Most notably, America, the Progressive Era, Prussia, modern Germany, and Ancient Rome.

Ancient Rome? Puhlease! Modern Rome's political system is so much mroe fun. Bung Bunga Parties for the win!

[Coffee Cakes]

Yeah, I mean who doesn't love a big orgy?

FST.

[Coffee Cakes]

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=167194

NERVUN and Reppy going comic in Moderation.

[Forsher]

6 Right, 6 Authoritarian, 6 Feet Under

[Radiatia]

So do blow jobs and I love those

I'm pretty sure that playing cricket with your penis is the worst possible way to do it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Kind of, but in real life I am Anti-Gay.

Well, to start off--this forum is all OOC. So when you post in character you look like a guy who came to his high school lunch room in his LARP outfit threatening to throw a beanbag lightening bolt at the lunch lady for giving you a soggy tatter tot.

Second, yeah, I think we sorted that out, but thanks for clarifying.

[Wikkiwallana]

Now I know why the world has no common sense left.

You stole it all for yourself.

In response to an equally awesome ASB OP.

[Reploid Productions]

I think that if Limbaugh believes Fluke is obligated to make a sex tape to prove that she needs birth control, then he MUST believe every male in the country who needs Viagra should have to make a video demonstrating that need. We could turn it into a reality show and let women call in to vote on which guys actually GET their prescription.... oh, and every time they need a refill, they need to upload another video of their... shortcomings.

Really, the only appropriate reaction was this:

[Wikkiwallana]

An OP so good that NSG can't argue it. Holy Jesus...I need to stop this.

OP, I have only one option

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