Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

by **Damanucus** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:44 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Ifreann wrote:The point is to counter and defy the shame LGBT individuals are told they should feel because they aren't cisgendered heterosexuals. They are told that they are sick, broken, evil, and that they should hide their differences away and never speak of them or act on them. And with pride parades they respond "No, fuck you, there's nothing sick, broken or evil about us and we won't hide away because you say so, you shitstain on the underwear of humanity".

Catholicos?

by **StellarGate** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:03 pm

Bengera wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:Actually, for most of the 1800s women were working too

But I guess, when there are millions of videos uploaded every week that some vids will hold backwards views. At least now all women know who to stay away from

I lose my faith in humanity when I go on Youtube.

This is so true....

by **Ionian Knights** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:50 pm

StellarGate wrote:
Bengera wrote:I lose my faith in humanity when I go on Youtube.

This is so true....

Implies you actually had faith left in humanity... :meh:

North Wiedna wrote:
Ionian Knights wrote:
Why do you have a turtle for fucking?

The tiring town tells the towers to tear terror till tonight ticks time tightly (aliteration aside)

Less awesome, and more of a good tongue twister.

by **Caninope** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:05 pm

Four-sided Triangles wrote:
Living Freedom Land wrote:I'm Vice-President of my Senior class. There was a grassroots campaign that threw out the incumbents in both the Presidential and VP slots.

I'm also Jesus Christ.

You're so full of shit. There's no way a vice-president of a senior class would waste time here.

by **StellarGate** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:48 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:
StellarGate wrote:
This is so true....

Implies you actually had faith left in humanity...

I do, in very, very, very small portion of it.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:21 pm

Technically off NS, but...

by **Forsher** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:24 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Technically off NS, but...

For a moment I thought this was going to be the post from the Die Smoking Thread.

by **Olthar** » Mon Feb 27, 2012 11:57 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Technically off NS, but...

My Tumblr got mentioned in the Awesome Quotes thread? Coolio.

by **Occupied Deutschland** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:29 pm

From the "How do you think the US will end" thread.

Farnhamia wrote:
Xsyne wrote:Hydrogen bombs are fusion bombs.

So we can set a few off and fuse the country back together. I like it.

by **North Wiedna** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:31 pm

Ionian Knights wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:The tiring town tells the towers to tear terror till tonight ticks time tightly (aliteration aside)

Less awesome, and more of a good tongue twister. 8)

It's actually the title of a piglet song~

by **The Corparation** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:34 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Friends should not have to be made. They should just happen. Much like prison sex, so the memories stay with you always.

by **Damanucus** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:55 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Friends should not have to be made. They should just happen. Much like prison sex, so the memories stay with you always.

...Ewwww!!!!

by **Wikkiwallana** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:31 pm

Ludicrous Oppression wrote:"Mr. Chairmen, members of the board. We have found out that we don't know how long fish cans survive in an all coke environment."

"GET US THAT INFORMATION!"

Two weeks later

"Sir, a member of PETA has found out what we have been doing to the fish in Canada."

"Oh my god! This could start a sugar water war and run us out of business!

*picks up phone

"Get me the FBI, I need everything they have on PETA!!!"

by **StellarGate** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 8:30 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:PETA are the long-fermenting by-product of an Ancient Greek carrying out a philosophical divide-by-zero. You don't expect logic from them, just as you wouldn't expect the milkman to sell cellos.

Any thread on PETA is bound to turn up good quotes. Just like 4ST threads.

by **Nationstatelandsville** » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:41 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
No. A riddle would be "How is a raven like a desk?" or "What the fuck is wrong with you, Trump?".

Or, "How is Trump like *bleep*ing a raven with a desk?"

by **Forsher** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:10 am

Radiatia wrote:
Forsher wrote:
It's funny though when a certain type of NZer sees a possum in Aussie. They have to be told that it is a protected animal.

The Chinese are the same when it comes to seeing people in New Zealand. "No Mr. Wong! Humans are rare in New Zealand!"

by **Astrolinium** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:19 am

Risottia wrote:Omg, an a/s/l furry thread... creepy...
Never saw the show, just the pony parodies of movie trailers, which are quite awesome.

Anyway, I like ponies. Braised for some 6 hours in Valpolicella DOCG, with herbs, and served with potatoes.

by **Radiatia** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:48 am

The USOT wrote:
The Realm of God wrote:Doesnt the order of things seem a little strange.

1. Matter
2. Quark.
3. Larger sub-atomic particles
4. Atoms.
5.Mollicule.
6.Cell.
7.Simple Organism
8.Multi cellier life.
9. Complex Multi cellier life.
10.Sentiant Life.

As in Evolution always seems to be going somewhere.
The fact that people like Justin Bieber is strange, but that isnt evidence of a higher power...

by **Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:09 am

Anemos Major wrote:Only to be refounded in a shower of fiery sparks as a fifty seven year-old jobless virgin inadvertently causes the Big Bang in his mother's basement by crashing two model trains together with a triumphant 'whoop'.

by **Kouralia** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:11 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
Nonsense.

It's only scary when you start crying out his name during sex.

Oh shit.

by **Favinnystan** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:21 pm

Wikkiwallana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I am no King, I am an Emperor.

Wouldn't that be Maharaja?

Well, you are indian Nightkill so Wikkiwallana does make a point

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:22 pm

Favinnystan wrote:
Wikkiwallana wrote:Wouldn't that be Maharaja?

Well, you are indian Nightkill so Wikkiwallana does make a point

'Emperor' sounds better.

by **Favinnystan** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:23 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Favinnystan wrote:
Well, you are indian Nightkill so Wikkiwallana does make a point

'Emperor' sounds better.

mmmmmm... nightkill the maharaja. Nope! emperor sounds better

by **Olthar** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:23 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Favinnystan wrote:
Well, you are indian Nightkill so Wikkiwallana does make a point

'Emperor' sounds better.

True. There's not many titles better sounding than "Emperor."

by **The Blaatschapen** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:26 pm

Olthar wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:'Emperor' sounds better.

True. There's not many titles better sounding than "Emperor."

Moderator sure as hell ain't better sounding

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