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Izandai
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Izandai » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:14 am

Ardchoille wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:I remember one nation that miraculously managed to survive a DEAT. But that's ages ago.

But surely, with horrific injuries?

If not, point me in the right direction, always happy to inflict same. :twisted:

Unless you mean someone who was so irretrievably traumatised by the DEAT experience that they moved to another country, took on a new identity and now skulk furtively in NS, nerves trembling on a knife-edge every day, never relaxing for fear that some infinitesimal slip will betray them ... then the relentless flame-eyed beasts of the Shadow will leap upon them, ripping and tearing as ragged fangs violate shrinking flesh and living blood leaps out, scribing with insane joy the ancient patterns of unnatural beauty on the dry asphalt and bland walls of the unfeeling city ...

Um, yeah. Sorry. What were you saying, again?

I am shocked that this hasn't been put here yet.
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Rambhutan wrote:
My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

Neanderthaland wrote:
Izandai wrote:I try to be a generous fuck. I'm more likely to have sex with someone more than once that way.

Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

Ism wrote:We don't dislike what Trump does because he's Trump, we dislike Trump because of what Trump does.

Fartsniffage wrote:
Telconi wrote:
Lots of people are evil, and most of them are closer to home than ISIS


Oooooh. The rare self burn.

Grenartia wrote:Authoritarianism is political sadomasochism, change my mind.
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Durmatagno
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Ex-Nation

Postby Durmatagno » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:39 am

This is very foolish, there are pressing matters at hand that need to be addressed before we go breaking everyone's concept of reality.


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When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough. - Maurice Maeterlinck

There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition, and of unspeakable love. - Washington Irving

It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get. - Confucius
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StellarGate
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby StellarGate » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:47 am

Jordan wrote:
Homosexy wrote:Yep. All my life.

Did they have the DC trip where you lived too?


The Blaatschapen wrote:
Homosexy wrote:Most schools. Mine went to Disneyland instead.


Aren't those the same? They both tell you fairy tails.
FT nation- Royal Cresian Empire
Dogmeat wrote:
Skunkylon wrote:There are only 2 genders

3 genders for the Drag Queens, under the sky
7 for the Gay Lords, in their Hall of Techno
9 for Lesbians, doomed to own cats
1 for the Incel Lord on his internet throne.
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Durmatagno
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Ex-Nation

Postby Durmatagno » Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:14 am

Galloism wrote:
Seperates wrote:I just don't like irrationality.

My GOD man.

Do you know where you are???
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the memory of hours when we loved not enough. - Maurice Maeterlinck

There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition, and of unspeakable love. - Washington Irving

It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get. - Confucius
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Wikkiwallana
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Ex-Nation

Postby Wikkiwallana » Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:17 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Sometimes stupid censors itself through the credibility deficit.
Proud Scalawag and Statist!

Please don't confuse my country for my politics; my country is being run as a parody, my posts aren't.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Halt!
Just because these people are stupid, wrong and highly dangerous does not mean you have the right to make them feel sad.
Xenohumanity wrote:
Nulono wrote:Snip
I'm a pro-lifer who runs a nation of dragon-men...
And even I think that's stupid.
Avenio wrote:Just so you know, the use of the term 'sheep' 'sheeple' or any other herd animal-based terminology in conjunction with an exhortation to 'think outside the box' or stop going along with groupthink generally indicates that the speaker is actually more closed-minded on the subject than the people that he/she is addressing. At least, in my experience at least.
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San Leggera
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Ex-Nation

Postby San Leggera » Fri Jan 06, 2012 5:24 pm

Aesthetica wrote:
Princess Layher Orgasmo wrote:Oh Darth baby... Mmmm... Your Lightsaber is so BIG!
#JusticeForGat
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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:54 pm

Gauthier wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I ate one and had a phantom menace afterwards.

Wait until the Revenge of the S**t.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:12 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Join my region Ankh Mauta. It's a lighthearted little place run by an Indian sex god, and the WA delegate powers seem to randomly shift between an ambitious Sri Lankan, a perverted Irish guy, an insane Canadian and a Nuclear Fist.

We have 26 members, and the RMB is generally an excitable little place that defies explanation. Basically, send your puppet over and check it out.

We have a The Nuclear Fist.


Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Tim-Opolis wrote:^

This. This is how a recruitment ad should look

Hello, Timmy, look at yourself, now back to me, now back at yourself, now back to me. Sadly, you aren't me, but if you stopped staying in that F7er's scented hogwash region and switched to Ankh Mauta, you could feel like you're inside me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a region with the man you want to be like. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's a cigar with two tickets to that ModCave you peek into. Look again, the tickets are now BEER! Anything is possible when your region smells awesome and not like an F7er.

I'm on a hooker.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:27 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:Suddenly me being a macro doesn't seem so farfetched. :lol: :hug:

*implants a virus in you*
*puts you in a MS Office document*
*attaches you to an email*
There, chaos ensued.
Again.
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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:10 am

Bumpity!

Nationstatelandsville wrote:When the chimpanzees figure out agriculture, we're fucked.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:29 am

On Donald Trump:

Dracoria wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:But he's no fool. He's an evil genius. He's tricked us all into caring about him for no reason...

...unless the birthers are the Legion of the Doom!


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Solomon Grundy want see original copy long form certificate!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Milks Empire
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Postby Milks Empire » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:55 am

On a thread about a poem Hitler reportedly wrote...
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Finally! Proof that poetry leads to genocide and racism! Thank you NSG!
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Ex-Nation

Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:10 pm

Milks Empire wrote:On a thread about a poem Hitler reportedly wrote...
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:Finally! Proof that poetry leads to genocide and racism! Thank you NSG!

That feel of being back in the Awesome NS Quotes thread... :hug:
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:12 pm

Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:On a thread about a poem Hitler reportedly wrote...

That feel of being back in the Awesome NS Quotes thread... :hug:

*Ejects and bans Hard from the thread*
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Coffee Cakes
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:23 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:That feel of being back in the Awesome NS Quotes thread... :hug:

*Ejects and bans Hard from the thread*


:rofl:

Just like the region.
I love the place.
My 2nd fave.
Transnapastain wrote:CC!

Posting mod mistakes now are we?

Well, sir, you can have a Vindictive warning for making us look incompetent
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're Invisi Gay. Super hero of the Rainbow Equality Brigade!
Nana wrote:Being CC's bf is a death worse than fate.
Nana wrote:Finally, another reasonable individual.
Nana wrote: You're Ben. And Ben is many things wrapped into one being. :)
NSG Sodomy Club Member.
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Geniasis wrote:I've seen people lose credibility. It's been a while since I've seen it cast aside so gleefully.
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Volkovgrad
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Postby Volkovgrad » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:28 pm

All wars on NS consist of massive virtual bloodshed, and ferocious name-calling. But mostly name calling.
"Let the world tremble as it senses all you are about to accomplish. " -Luis de Camões, The Lusíads, canto 1:15
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:29 pm

Volkovgrad wrote:All wars on NS consist of massive virtual bloodshed, and ferocious name-calling. But mostly name calling.

Someone else's quotes, please.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:31 pm

I will, too. Maybe you could give me a something. I don't know. An NPC. Plenty hang out in the sewers nowadays. Damn kids.

*looks outside at the NPC civil rights parade*

GO TO HELL!

*guns the NPCs down*

TG I got.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Volkovgrad
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Postby Volkovgrad » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:33 pm

That was someone elses, but whatever?
"Let the world tremble as it senses all you are about to accomplish. " -Luis de Camões, The Lusíads, canto 1:15
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Hardened Pyrokinetics
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:35 pm

Volkovgrad wrote:That was someone elses, but whatever?

Use the Quote function to actually, y'know, quote them.

A hur dur.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Volkovgrad
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Postby Volkovgrad » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:39 pm

It was from a long time ago, he posted it after a guy got banned for flaming. Lotta namecalling. lol
"Let the world tremble as it senses all you are about to accomplish. " -Luis de Camões, The Lusíads, canto 1:15
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StellarGate
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby StellarGate » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:41 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Mehayn wrote:If Ron Paul doesn't win, i'm moving to Canada so I won't get drafted into World War 3.


You should fly there on your pet unicorn.


Vellosia wrote:


The Land of the Free.
FT nation- Royal Cresian Empire
Dogmeat wrote:
Skunkylon wrote:There are only 2 genders

3 genders for the Drag Queens, under the sky
7 for the Gay Lords, in their Hall of Techno
9 for Lesbians, doomed to own cats
1 for the Incel Lord on his internet throne.
New Aerios wrote:If Atheism is a religion, off is a TV channel.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:38 pm

Izandai wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Autobots troll.

Autobots (t)roll out(back) (tonight).
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:45 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
I will, too. Maybe you could give me a something. I don't know. An NPC. Plenty hang out in the sewers nowadays. Damn kids.

*looks outside at the NPC civil rights parade*

GO TO HELL!

*guns the NPCs down*

TG I got.


Do any of us actually need to be told who did that?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Wikkiwallana
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Postby Wikkiwallana » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:45 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:TG I got.


Do any of us actually need to be told who did that?

I do. :(
Proud Scalawag and Statist!

Please don't confuse my country for my politics; my country is being run as a parody, my posts aren't.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Halt!
Just because these people are stupid, wrong and highly dangerous does not mean you have the right to make them feel sad.
Xenohumanity wrote:
Nulono wrote:Snip
I'm a pro-lifer who runs a nation of dragon-men...
And even I think that's stupid.
Avenio wrote:Just so you know, the use of the term 'sheep' 'sheeple' or any other herd animal-based terminology in conjunction with an exhortation to 'think outside the box' or stop going along with groupthink generally indicates that the speaker is actually more closed-minded on the subject than the people that he/she is addressing. At least, in my experience at least.
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