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Postby Galloism » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:27 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Heh, he just called you old.


Well, compared to him, I am old. ;)


And sexy.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:29 pm

Galloism wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Well, compared to him, I am old. ;)


And sexy.


Aren't we all sex symbols compared to Great? :p
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 24, 2011 3:50 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
I'm using a specific kind of literature to teach Gallo Spanish. He reads the text outloud, cross-references words he thinks are similar between English and Spanish and begings to draw meaning of what he's reading. Total immersion. I believe it works best. He's doing very good.


Skip lesson. Just by him a single ticket to a random Spanish village that's not so touristic and tell him that he has to come back all by himself. That's real immersion :twisted:
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:05 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Herrebrugh wrote:I'm a strong Dutchman. Not a whiny Spaniard.

For being so strong, you complain to much.

Be a stoic motherfucker. Oh wait, Dutchers can't do that. Too much chocolate has deformed your penis.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Mushet » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:21 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Skip lesson. Just by him a single ticket to a random Spanish village that's not so touristic and tell him that he has to come back all by himself. That's real immersion :twisted:

Or tell him to take a bus in LA :p
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:21 pm

Mushet wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Or tell him to take a bus in LA :p


:rofl:
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:45 pm

Mushet wrote:
Premislyd wrote:20/20 vision because I eat carrots... they're good for eye sight. That JAWS program sounds cool, technology wise.

If carrots are so good for the eyes why do I keep on seeing dead rabbits on the highway?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:43 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:Vlad will be our God, you can be an Archangel, and I'll be the World Viceroy, a position that needs no responsibilities whatsoever.


No no no... wrong hierarchy.

Vlad = God
Nana and Gallo = King and Queen
NEI = Viceroy
Chris = Demi-god
Minor, Mike, and Lacky = Drunken priests
Sibirsky = Czar of business.
Me = court jester
*nods*


I will drink to all of that.
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Postby Olthar » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:45 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
No no no... wrong hierarchy.

Vlad = God
Nana and Gallo = King and Queen
NEI = Viceroy
Chris = Demi-god
Minor, Mike, and Lacky = Drunken priests
Sibirsky = Czar of business.
Me = court jester
*nods*


I will drink to all of that.

For as much drinking as you do, I'm convinced that you must have at least five livers.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:46 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
No no no... wrong hierarchy.

Vlad = God
Minoritee = Actual King, but let's Gallo think otherwise
Nana and Gallo = King and Queen
NEI = Viceroy
Chris = Demi-god
Minor, Mike, and Lacky = Drunken priests
Sibirsky = Czar of business.
Me = court jester
*nods*


I will drink to all of that.
]

Fixed for accuracy.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:47 pm

Olthar wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I will drink to all of that.

For as much drinking as you do, I'm convinced that you must have at least five livers.


I just have one made from titanium.
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The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:47 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I will drink to all of that.
]

Fixed for accuracy.



Well I am wearing the crown.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby New East Ireland » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:49 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:]

Fixed for accuracy.



Well I am wearing the crown.

But Gallo will force choke you.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:50 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Well I am wearing the crown.

But Gallo will force choke you.


In Minoriteeburg, Gallo force chokes himself.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:51 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Well I am wearing the crown.

But Gallo will force choke you.



I will be too drunk to care. Or even notice.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Olthar » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:55 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:But Gallo will force choke you.



I will be too drunk to care. Or even notice.

Alcohol makes you immune to force choke? Damn, that's some powerful stuff.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:56 pm

Olthar wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

I will be too drunk to care. Or even notice.

Alcohol makes you immune to force choke? Damn, that's some powerful stuff.


If only I could quote that on this thread... wait, I just did!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:56 pm

Olthar wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

I will be too drunk to care. Or even notice.

Alcohol makes you immune to force choke? Damn, that's some powerful stuff.



You jedi powers have no effect on my drunk armor.
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Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
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Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby The Parkus Empire » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:58 pm

Mind tricks duno work on me; only alcohol.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 24, 2011 8:59 pm

The Parkus Empire wrote:Mind tricks duno work on me; only alcohol.


(waves beer can in Parkus's face)

These are not the 'roids you're looking for.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Olthar » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:00 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Olthar wrote:Alcohol makes you immune to force choke? Damn, that's some powerful stuff.



You jedi powers have no effect on my drunk armor.

You know, this all reminds me of that one Jacki Chan movie, Drunken Master. I should watch that again. It was great.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:00 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:Mind tricks duno work on me; only alcohol.


(waves beer can in Parkus's face)

These are not the 'roids you're looking for.


:lol2:
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Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:01 pm

Olthar wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

You jedi powers have no effect on my drunk armor.

You know, this all reminds me of that one Jacki Chan movie, Drunken Master. I should watch that again. It was great.



Watch both of them.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Olthar » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:03 pm

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Olthar wrote:You know, this all reminds me of that one Jacki Chan movie, Drunken Master. I should watch that again. It was great.



Watch both of them.

I'm pretty sure I only have the second on VHS, so I really can't watch it.

Unless it was the first one that I had of VHS...I don't even remember. :unsure:
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Sun Jul 24, 2011 9:05 pm

Olthar wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Watch both of them.

I'm pretty sure I only have the second on VHS, so I really can't watch it.

Unless it was the first one that I had of VHS...I don't even remember. :unsure:




If it was from the 70s then it was the first one.
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Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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