NationStates

Sucrati wrote:Please, it is a decent military, their leadership on the other hand...

JJ Place wrote:

Sucrati wrote:Please, it is a decent military, their leadership on the other hand...

Up until the Age Napoleon, France was one of the greatest powerhouses of all nations all time; France continually managed to maintain an empire, even through-out the Middle Ages, a time in which a great extent of the remainder of Europe squandered through some of the worst centuries of all human civilization's history. France's military hasn't proven to be especially effective, in recent times, however, surrendering to Germany in the amount of time equal to the beginning of this June, to last week.

Sucrati wrote:

JJ Place wrote:

Up until the Age Napoleon, France was one of the greatest powerhouses of all nations all time; France continually managed to maintain an empire, even through-out the Middle Ages, a time in which a great extent of the remainder of Europe squandered through some of the worst centuries of all human civilization's history. France's military hasn't proven to be especially effective, in recent times, however, surrendering to Germany in the amount of time equal to the beginning of this June, to last week.

Both parts were sarcasm (:-)

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Olthar wrote:

The Great Watchers wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
You can probably do all this without having to become immortal. Have you thought about that?

Madam Nana. You destroy my argument completely. That's why you are a level 10/10 NS-er, and I am a lowly 2.59/10
Still, to reach the level of magnificence I desire on instruments, I need as long as it takes to get perfect... Which is a lifetime or more.

Just About Anything wrote:

Condunum wrote:*walks into the wombat groggily* Hello everyone... X_X

The Condom's had too much to drink. Now there's a sentence you only hear in the Wombat.

The Nuclear Fist wrote:

Hathradic States wrote:That being restless, tired, horny, and irritable, all at the same time, is not fun.

Feeling tired, restless, horny, and irritable? Not having fun? Don't worry. There is something out there for you.

Have you tried Fapinol^tm (masturbateoloxine)? Extensive research has shown that Fapinol^tm improves sleep, mood, life, relationships, work ethic, and restless leg syndrome. 9 out of 10 people agree, Fapinol^tm agree.

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If you think Fapinol^tm is right for you, consult the internet.

Tiami wrote:

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Feeling tired, restless, horny, and irritable? Not having fun? Don't worry. There is something out there for you.

Have you tried Fapinol^tm (masturbateoloxine)? Extensive research has shown that Fapinol^tm improves sleep, mood, life, relationships, work ethic, and restless leg syndrome. 9 out of 10 people agree, Fapinol^tm agree.

Warning: Side effects of Fapinol^tm include stickiness, extra use of tissues, orgasms, occasional sweatiness, increased appetite, and sleepiness; so you should not hold babies, drive cars, or operate heavy machinery while using Fapinol^tm.


If you think Fapinol^tm is right for you, consult the internet.

We all need some of this.

Herrebrugh wrote:

Tiami wrote:We all need some of this.

Lol. I was just waiting for someone to quote it here

Tiami wrote:

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Feeling tired, restless, horny, and irritable? Not having fun? Don't worry. There is something out there for you.

Have you tried Fapinol^tm (masturbateoloxine)? Extensive research has shown that Fapinol^tm improves sleep, mood, life, relationships, work ethic, and restless leg syndrome. 9 out of 10 people agree, Fapinol^tm agree.

Warning: Side effects of Fapinol^tm include stickiness, extra use of tissues, orgasms, occasional sweatiness, increased appetite, and sleepiness; so you should not hold babies, drive cars, or operate heavy machinery while using Fapinol^tm.


If you think Fapinol^tm is right for you, consult the internet.

We all need some of this.

Minoriteeburg wrote:

Tiami wrote:We all need some of this.

You seemed to have beat me to it.

Tiami wrote:

Minoriteeburg wrote:

You seemed to have beat me to it.

I couldn't help it.

Minoriteeburg wrote:

Tiami wrote:I couldn't help it.

You never can.

Tiami wrote:

Minoriteeburg wrote:

You never can.

I'll drink to that.
Cheers!

Rhodmhire wrote:Never was into the Harry Potter books. I read about 10-20 pages of the first one and gave up afterwards. So I'm not about to see the second part of the last movie about a book series I never read. I mean, if you could ever get lost in a plot, this would be the time, seeing as though--

Meowfoundland wrote:Anyone else notice the tentacle rape scene?

--although, I mean you can't get that lost if you don't know jack shit about Harry Potter, right? I'm sure tickets are reasonably priced, too.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Rhodmhire wrote:Never was into the Harry Potter books. I read about 10-20 pages of the first one and gave up afterwards. So I'm not about to see the second part of the last movie about a book series I never read. I mean, if you could ever get lost in a plot, this would be the time, seeing as though--



--although, I mean you can't get that lost if you don't know jack shit about Harry Potter, right? I'm sure tickets are reasonably priced, too.

Izandai wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Oh that Rhodmire.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Izandai wrote:Oh that Rhodmire.

He's in my region.

Olthar wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He's in my region.

My region is better. It's almost entirely composed of my own puppets.

Wait...

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Olthar wrote:My region is better. It's almost entirely composed of my own puppets.

Wait...

Why not have them all join my great region?

Now let's stop the region advertising.

Toiletdonia wrote:*Returns.*
My answering machine's making a lot of noise.
I think it's having sex with my microwave.

Mushet wrote:

South Asia Minor wrote:You don't know my mother.

My mom called me a dildo

Your move

Mushet wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You'll need to ask my husband's permission for that, love.

Nanatsu No Tsuki

The team mom EVERYBODY is having oedipal desires for !!!!

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:

Auremena wrote:Gotta fap?

Probably. It seems that way.

Nana: making you fap uncontrollably since joining in '08.

Mushet wrote:Baron Lords is the biggest ladies man on this forum he's just a sneaky bastard about it

Lackadaisical2 wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Especially considering that my flag really isn't 12 o'clock material, as far as I can tell.

Its beautiful... but not like that. Then again, when you're young almost anything works.

Someone tapped you on the shoulder? erection.
took five steps consecutively? erection.
Ate dinner? erection
A girl brushed up against you? Victory lap

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Lackadaisical2 wrote:Its beautiful... but not like that. Then again, when you're young almost anything works.

Someone tapped you on the shoulder? erection.
took five steps consecutively? erection.
Ate dinner? erection
A girl brushed up against you? Victory lap

Rhodmhire wrote:

Nazis in Space wrote:Snips & Snails are clearly the victims of misandrist propaganda.

And I'm just going to ignore anyone who brings up Braeburn or Silverspoon/ Diamond Tiara as evidence to the contrary, because my penis sez it's misandrist feminism, and my penis is always right.

I don't even understand where the argument lies, but I'm not prepared to argue against your penis. Never was, never will be.

So, you are correct.

New East Ireland wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He'd probably kill you rather than kiss you.

In canon. In your fanfics....

He'd still probably kill you rather than kiss you. Unless you're Valarie. In which case, they'd be having angry sex while trying to kill each other.

"Oh Danny! Oh Danny!"

"Ghostly WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!"