Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:47 pm
Just check my sig.
Because sometimes even national leaders just want to hang out
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New Freedomstan
54 minutes ago
Paradoxia - even our peace conferences involves bombings
The Republic of Crawnaft
3 hours ago
Would anybody care to volunteer to hold the peace conference?
There are only two nations anymore that are truly neutral in my opinion: Essonne and Colitas
The Hegemony of Machtergreifung
2 hours ago
Bigfoot or Ishgar perhaps, even if Ishgar is selling arms to everyone.
Rules of da classik badaman:Robbing yer nan's mobility scooter to go down to the shop and rob a freddo.
22:00 Maltropia: I'd be willing to dump some of my junk
22:00 Maltropia: I mean donate high quality warships
Seiwa wrote:Just check my sig.
I'll become a mailman, and every day put dry dogshit in your mail. You'll keep gettign grossed out, but will have to keep getting your hands covered in dogshit. You'll start recieving death threats from people who don't exist. You'll panic, and start staying inside. You'll get fat and lose your hair. Because you're fat, your health leaves you and you end up having a prostate exam early. I'll put little bits of radioactive dust in your butthole every year, until you develope cancer. In which I'll be the surgeon who has to operate, removing part of your colon and giving you a shitbag. But I'll only give you leaky bags, so you get waste on everyone you meet. You'll become an outcast, and will eventually try to kill youself. You'll jump in front of train, and I'll be there to save your life. While you're thanking me, I'll choke you with a vibrator.
Vlorkidor wrote:I'll become a mailman, and every day put dry dogshit in your mail. You'll keep gettign grossed out, but will have to keep getting your hands covered in dogshit. You'll start recieving death threats from people who don't exist. You'll panic, and start staying inside. You'll get fat and lose your hair. Because you're fat, your health leaves you and you end up having a prostate exam early. I'll put little bits of radioactive dust in your butthole every year, until you develope cancer. In which I'll be the surgeon who has to operate, removing part of your colon and giving you a shitbag. But I'll only give you leaky bags, so you get waste on everyone you meet. You'll become an outcast, and will eventually try to kill youself. You'll jump in front of train, and I'll be there to save your life. While you're thanking me, I'll choke you with a vibrator.
The Nuclear Fist and I got into a bout. I'll post my stuff if someone wants them.
Me:
I'll go to your house en you're not home, turn on all the lights, leave all the water running, open the refrigerator and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them watse gas. You're gonna start stressing out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll be on the operating table at the hospital and the last thing you'll see before you pass out is me standing over you dressing in scrubs. When you wake up, you'll be wondering just what the fuck I did to you while you were under, what kind of ticking time bomb will be in your chest, ready to explode. After you make a full recovery, you'll think it's all over between us. But when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere.
You sure you wanna try me?
The Nuclear Fist:
I'll become a mailman, and every day put dry dogshit in your mail. You'll keep gettign grossed out, but will have to keep getting your hands covered in dogshit. You'll start recieving death threats from people who don't exist. You'll panic, and start staying inside. You'll get fat and lose your hair. Because you're fat, your health leaves you and you end up having a prostate exam early. I'll put little bits of radioactive dust in your butthole every year, until you develope cancer. In which I'll be the surgeon who has to operate, removing part of your colon and giving you a shitbag. But I'll only give you leaky bags, so you get waste on everyone you meet. You'll become an outcast, and will eventually try to kill youself. You'll jump in front of train, and I'll be there to save your life. While you're thanking me, I'll choke you with a vibrator.
Me:
Already fat, bro. But thanks.
When your next birthday appears, I'll throw you a surprise party at your home. When you get back from work that day, all your friends and family will be in your living room, embreacing you and showering you with love. You cannot seem to find your mom or me anywhere. You go upstairs, and hear thumping noises coming from your bedroom. When you enter the dark room, you'll see a figure pumping up and down on your bed, covered with your sheets. When you lift the sheets, you'll see me on top of your mother's naked corpse, thrusting a knife into her chest, a longer knife than usual. After the mess was cleaned up, and me taken to jail, you'll lay in your bed to fall asleep. But the knife went through your mother, and scratched the living hell out of your matress, making it unbearable sleeping conditions. You find I had stolen all your money and burned it, so you can't afford a new one. You can't sleep on the matress, and you quickly become irritable, being shunned by your friends.
You'll try to kill yourself with a dull knife. I had snuck into your house the day before the party and hacked trees with them, making them virtually useless. You'll have to stab yourself at least 12 times before you bleed out.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I fully support an India-friendly state ruled by the Dalai Lama that weakens China's power.
Iiiiiin this corner, weighing in at 153 pounds and standing 5'7" tall, we have an Indian nationalist, debating out of Dubuque Iowa, with a record of 16 wins, 37 losses, and one flame. NIIIGHTKILL!
And in the opposite corner...Great Nepal wrote:I dont see it odd at all. India has been welding influence since ages, and has dont no good. If Nepal can get closer to China, then it could do better. As for maoist thing: I dont support most of their policies: but foreign policy is something which I do support.
...we have a Nepalese nationalist, weighing in at 168 pounds and standing 6'1" tall. Debating out of London England with a record of 4 wins, 62 losses and 3 bans. GREAT NEPAL!
The rules of this cage match are simple, no biting, no ad hominems and no debating below the belt.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:Iiiiiin this corner, weighing in at 153 pounds and standing 5'7" tall, we have an Indian nationalist, debating out of Dubuque Iowa, with a record of 16 wins, 37 losses, and one flame. NIIIGHTKILL!
And in the opposite corner...
...we have a Nepalese nationalist, weighing in at 168 pounds and standing 6'1" tall. Debating out of London England with a record of 4 wins, 62 losses and 3 bans. GREAT NEPAL!
The rules of this cage match are simple, no biting, no ad hominems and no debating below the belt.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:Iiiiiin this corner, weighing in at 153 pounds and standing 5'7" tall, we have an Indian nationalist, debating out of Dubuque Iowa, with a record of 16 wins, 37 losses, and one flame. NIIIGHTKILL!
And in the opposite corner...
...we have a Nepalese nationalist, weighing in at 168 pounds and standing 6'1" tall. Debating out of London England with a record of 4 wins, 62 losses and 3 bans. GREAT NEPAL!
The rules of this cage match are simple, no biting, no ad hominems and no debating below the belt.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:Iiiiiin this corner, weighing in at 153 pounds and standing 5'7" tall, we have an Indian nationalist, debating out of Dubuque Iowa, with a record of 16 wins, 37 losses, and one flame. NIIIGHTKILL!
And in the opposite corner...
...we have a Nepalese nationalist, weighing in at 168 pounds and standing 6'1" tall. Debating out of London England with a record of 4 wins, 62 losses and 3 bans. GREAT NEPAL!
The rules of this cage match are simple, no biting, no ad hominems and no debating below the belt.
Folks, take your softcore porn off the forums.