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Rusozak
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Founded: Jun 14, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Rusozak » Wed Oct 21, 2015 4:43 pm

Cetacea wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:Who else will protect you? THE FUCKING CORNISH???>?


well as an STD it would seem that the Not Fucking Cornish have a better chance
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Anollasia
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Founded: Apr 05, 2012
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Anollasia » Thu Oct 22, 2015 6:30 pm

Gim wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
International Microwave Destruction Band.


They called my house once, asking for my microwave. I was scared. :?

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Big Jim P
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Big Jim P » Fri Oct 23, 2015 8:18 pm

Second Blazing wrote:
Gauthier wrote:"The easy accessibility and proliferation of guns are not a root factor in mass shootings at all."
"The only way to prevent mass shootings is to make guns even more accessible and prolific."

Not a sign of firearms fetishism.


Is the best you can do is resort to middle school levels of arguments? All I see there is you singing "Big Jim and hi gun sitting in a tree, k I s s I n g." Gun ownership rates are lower now than they've ever been, the guns are just consolidated in fewer hands. You've already disarmed most ofthe law abiding urban Americans, and yet where does the overwhelming majority of gun crime happen? Urban areas. Guns do not cause gun crime any more than stoves cause cannibalism.

There are bigger issues at play here than just people having guns. If it was simply access to firearms, why did we not see Columbines before 1968, when any 12 year old in the country could walk in to the hardware store and walk out with a handgun? Do I claim to know what's changed in our society that causes these tragedies, of course not, and I don't pretend to. Blaming an inanimate object for the actions of deeply troubled people is just a scapegoat, and a poor one at that. So stop pretending like you have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

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The Princes of the Universe
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Princes of the Universe » Sat Oct 24, 2015 7:58 pm

Gim wrote:How can you excrete urine in the color of red, white, and blue? Would the whole thing not be purple(all three of them mixed together)? :p

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:It comes out like Aquafresh toothpaste. :p

Gim wrote:*is brushing my teeth with Aquafresh* :shock:

Luziyca wrote:It is made in the same process that is used to make American beer. But unlike the latter, where they collect urine from all the urinals in America...
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Anollasia
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Anollasia » Sun Oct 25, 2015 5:58 pm

Soldati senza confini wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Someone who's been dead for two months, like this thread.


You have a very specific taste towards necrophilia, I see.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Oct 25, 2015 7:58 pm

I give full permission to Yumyumsuppertime to make a new thread.

Pretty much because he asked.
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The Danish Confederacy
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:06 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I give full permission to Yumyumsuppertime to make a new thread.

Pretty much because he asked.

People, quit making awesome posts in the AQ thread!
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Yumyumsuppertime
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Ex-Nation

Postby Yumyumsuppertime » Sun Oct 25, 2015 8:28 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I give full permission to Yumyumsuppertime to make a new thread.

Pretty much because he asked.


Excellent. Now we'll wait until we're at 500, and start a new one.

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The Archregimancy
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Democratic Socialists

Postby The Archregimancy » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:23 am

Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I give full permission to Yumyumsuppertime to make a new thread.

Pretty much because he asked.


Excellent. Now we'll wait until we're at 500, and start a new one.


Feel free to do so now, just to avoid issues if we reach the page limit while you're offline.

I actually came in here to lock this thread and start the new one, but since you've been officially anointed by the reigning lord as the heir to the dread throne of Awesome Quotes, I'm happy to let you start the new thread when you're ready - though obviously you'll still need a mod to lock this one.

And if I can offer a recommendation, make sure there's a link to this thread in the OP of the new thread....

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Mushet
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Anarchy

Postby Mushet » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:33 am

Barunia wrote:
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I got AQ'd. My life is complete. :)

Bah, I was literally the first person to get AQ'd :p
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Mon Oct 26, 2015 8:56 am

The Archregimancy wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Excellent. Now we'll wait until we're at 500, and start a new one.


Feel free to do so now, just to avoid issues if we reach the page limit while you're offline.

I actually came in here to lock this thread and start the new one, but since you've been officially anointed by the reigning lord as the heir to the dread throne of Awesome Quotes, I'm happy to let you start the new thread when you're ready - though obviously you'll still need a mod to lock this one.

And if I can offer a recommendation, make sure there's a link to this thread in the OP of the new thread....


Could a link to the new thread also be posted here?
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Yumyumsuppertime
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Founded: Jun 21, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Yumyumsuppertime » Mon Oct 26, 2015 10:19 am

Grenartia wrote:
The Archregimancy wrote:
Feel free to do so now, just to avoid issues if we reach the page limit while you're offline.

I actually came in here to lock this thread and start the new one, but since you've been officially anointed by the reigning lord as the heir to the dread throne of Awesome Quotes, I'm happy to let you start the new thread when you're ready - though obviously you'll still need a mod to lock this one.

And if I can offer a recommendation, make sure there's a link to this thread in the OP of the new thread....


Could a link to the new thread also be posted here?


Done.

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