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by Mirakai » Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:27 pm
by Wallenburg » Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:28 pm
by Mirakai » Tue Sep 29, 2015 4:37 pm
Equalsun Empire wrote:Julius Caesar. Just think, if they hadn't defeated the Gauls and seized the title of Emperor, Rome wouldn't have grown powerful! And if Rome hadn't grown powerful, they would have never fallen, giving rise to the Byzantines. And if the Byzantines hadn't fallen to the Ottomans, the Ottoman Empire couldn't have formed. And if the Ottoman Empire hadn't fallen then the Serbs wouldn't have formed a nation. And if the Serbs hadn't formed a nation, the Black Hand would never have formed and Russia wouldn't have pledged to protect Serbia. And if neither of those had happened, Austria wouldn't have gone to war with Serbia which would cause Russia to go to war with Austria which would cause Germany to go to war with Russia and France which would cause France to prepare to defend themselves which would call for the Schlieffen Plan which would cause Britain to declare war on Germany which would force Germany to use unrestricted submarine warfare which would cause the United States to declare war against Germany.
So, it's no wonder the Senate assassinated Caesar, he started World War 1!
by Wallenburg » Tue Sep 29, 2015 5:13 pm
Equalsun Empire wrote:Internationalist Bastard wrote:Actually, I'd blame Paris of Troy. Think about it. If he didn't start banging Helen, the Trojan War never would have started. Without that, the Trojans would have never sailed with Aeneus to Italy. And without them, Romulus never would've even built Rome in the first place.
Ah, yes. But in that thread, we should really blame Aphrodite for that stupid golden apple, which bribed Paris into banging Helen. And we can blame the oceans after that, since they spawned Aphrodite in the first place. And what's the ocean made of? Salt water.
That's why we can't drink salt water. It started World War I.
by Mirakai » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:22 pm
by Wisconsin9 » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:33 pm
Wallenburg wrote:Equalsun Empire wrote:Ah, yes. But in that thread, we should really blame Aphrodite for that stupid golden apple, which bribed Paris into banging Helen. And we can blame the oceans after that, since they spawned Aphrodite in the first place. And what's the ocean made of? Salt water.
That's why we can't drink salt water. It started World War I.
We've found ourselves a gold mine.
by Swith Witherward » Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:42 pm
Highfort wrote:Giovenith wrote:But one day Cer will have his revenge, yes?
"Kill me Cer..." Work gasps from beneath the rubble of the old laboratory, "Just... do it."
The biochemist peers down at the entity that has made his life miserable for decades. He raises a foot and turns to leave.
"No... you bastard! Just end it! Do it, come on, do it now!" Work cries out, all pretense of power and self-respect draining out of it as it begs to at least be given a dignified ending, even as it wallows in its own feces and vomit, "Kill me!"
Cer pauses. He turns and walks over, an easy stride betraying the enjoyment he is getting from seeing his nemesis taking its final breaths. He bends over and picks up the rifle, the barrel lowering until it gently settles on Work's forehead.
Click.
The barrel rises and Cer offers a grim smile as he displays the magazine and the bullet fallen from its chamber.
"Do it yourself."
Pocketing the metal rectangle, he sets the bullet down just out of reach of Work's bloodied arms, the rifle set on the opposite side.
"Just end it!" Work lets out a sob, and Cer pauses to reflect. Perhaps he had been too hard on this entity. After all, it was not just him that work tortured. It was responsible for the suffering of many others.
His thoughts turn to the many nights he lost his keys and his eyes narrow. Work did not deserve mercy.
The easy stride resumes, and Cerillium offers a hollow laugh as he walks away.
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by Mirakai » Thu Oct 01, 2015 4:57 pm
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by Equalsun Empire » Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:26 am
Harkback Union wrote:Pretty much everyone (in power) in europe wanted to go to war in 1914 and pretty much everyone thought they're gonna kick some ass and be home by Xmas.
I wish they would have just sat down at a computer and played a game of Victoria 2...
...
Hold on...
What if...
No, it cannot be...
Oh my god! Paradox caused world war one! They built a time machine and sparked conflicts throughout human history so they could make extremely addictive grand strategy games about them! The Swedish Bastards! It all makes sense now, No wonder sweden is always kep out of harm's way!
How come I'm the first to figure this out?!?
Awarded the Honourable Epicness Award for Persuasive Nuclear Weapon Placement 2015
Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"
The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.
by Charlia » Fri Oct 02, 2015 6:41 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Fri Oct 02, 2015 7:03 pm
Wisconsin9 wrote:Wallenburg wrote:We've found ourselves a gold mine.
Salt water is a mixture of H2O and NaCl. All those elements are fused in stars before they go supernova. When stars go supernova, they sometimes form neutron stars. It's suspected that gold is created when neutron stars collide. Gold is a cousin of World War I.
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Lavan Tiri » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:15 pm
Big Jim P wrote:I like the way you think.
Constaniana wrote:Ah, so you were dropped on your head. This explains a lot.
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Snarky bastard.
The Grey Wolf wrote:You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:I'm not sure whether to laugh because thIs is the best satire I've ever seen or be very very afraid because someone actually thinks all this so.... have a cookie?
John Holland wrote: John Holland
by Radfems Inc » Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:55 pm
Radfems Inc wrote:ooh. A claim.
Why do you say their motives had nothing to do with the patriarchy? The patriarchy is nearly omnipresent.
by A man is no one » Sun Oct 04, 2015 12:32 am
Gim wrote:Me neither. I'm clueless about the Left and Right Behind. I just thought they were the gluteal parts.
by Menassa » Sun Oct 04, 2015 4:04 pm
by Geilinor » Sun Oct 04, 2015 7:51 pm
by The Alexanderians » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:17 am
Galloism wrote:Or we can go with feminism doesn't exist. We all imagined it. Collectively.
by The Alexanderians » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:42 am
Galloism wrote:Or we can go with feminism doesn't exist. We all imagined it. Collectively.
by Confederate Ramenia » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:33 pm
“I do not want you to vote, so much as I want you to wake up. I want you to drop out and tune in. I want you to take LSD and practice sorcery. I want you to listen to trap music and black metal, to learn the law and to break it deliberately, to find your own religion. I want you to learn the use of firearms and subject yourselves to rigorous physical training. I want you to treat your bodies as Holy Temples and to take your girlfriend to a strip club so you can seduce a dancer in the back room. I want you to worship Nature and dance naked in the moonlight ‘round the fire, screaming in ecstatic joy. I want you to revolt. Raise Hell. Break your limitations. Renounce your life and go into the Wilderness, that God may speak to you of things to come.”[2]
The Flutterlands wrote:Because human life and dignity is something that should be universally valued above all things in society.
Benito Mussolini wrote:Everybody has the right to create for himself his own ideology and to attempt to enforce it with all the energy of which he is capable.
by Confederate Ramenia » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:34 pm
Rusozak wrote:If any American politician were to give themselves an ancient Roman-esque name, I would have assumed it be something like Dickus Maximus, but whatever. I hope this guy changes his wardrobe accordingly.
The Flutterlands wrote:Because human life and dignity is something that should be universally valued above all things in society.
Benito Mussolini wrote:Everybody has the right to create for himself his own ideology and to attempt to enforce it with all the energy of which he is capable.
by Confederate Ramenia » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:34 pm
Napkiraly wrote:New Werpland wrote:The Libertarian candidate for Florida governor Adrian Wyllie, has said ""He is the absolute exact opposite of a Libertarian. He's a self-proclaimed fascist. He's promoting a second civil war", and, "It's absolute insanity. We must explain to people this is the opposite of Libertarians. This guy has no place in the Libertarian Party.".
There's always one party pooper.
The Flutterlands wrote:Because human life and dignity is something that should be universally valued above all things in society.
Benito Mussolini wrote:Everybody has the right to create for himself his own ideology and to attempt to enforce it with all the energy of which he is capable.
by Frisbeeteria » Mon Oct 05, 2015 6:30 pm
Confederate Ramenia wrote:“I do not want you to vote, so much as I want you to wake up.
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