NationStates

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:16 pm**

Dumb Ideologies wrote:A truly momentous occasion.

Here's to another 6140 pages of terrible roleplaying, inane chatter and cringe-worthy psuedo-cybering.

Cheers.

*Smashes bottle over the head of a gnome*

^ㅂ^ love you guys really ^ㅂ^

Posted: **Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:47 pm**

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:It's the helmet. I know. So slick, shiny and sexy...

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:59 am**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:On the thread about animal religion:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:They worship me and make pilgrimages to my house.

I blessed the tiger that came to my Indian home with a divine tranq dart.

Damn right.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:20 am**

New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Meh, I bet Batman could out-detective him.

Batman is a 45 year old man that runs around in tights with a teenager at his side.

L is a 20 year old man that spies on girls, handcuffs himself to dudes, and eats junk food all the time.

I'd say they're equal.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:36 pm**

New East Ireland wrote:
Olthar wrote:Nah, Kirk just fucked the victim.

Before and after.

Picard fucked the victim during the crime.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:12 pm**

Ifreann wrote:
Robert Magoo wrote:Murder is bad.

Obviously you're just posting this insane, controversial position because you're a troll.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 2:48 pm**

Olthar wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I wish to be a detective one day, or work with the FBI.

If you want to work for the FBI, then I don't see why you spend so much time training your critical thinking skills.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:25 pm**

New East Ireland wrote:
Nature-Spirits wrote:Ouran Host Club.

Thought that said "Oral Host Club".

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 3:46 pm**

Zeth Rekia wrote:
The Merchant Republics wrote:That I'm impossibly confused by life, sometimes.

WRONG!

Life is impossibly confused by you! That means you're winning.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:35 pm**

Olthar wrote:
Volnotova wrote:
*Beats Olthar to death with a wet trout*

*Orgasms*

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:27 pm**

New East Ireland wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... Why are you asking Olthar?

Because he is smart.

It doesn't matter what the context is. This quote applies to every situation.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:29 pm**

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:I am drunk and that I love you all.

I love you too.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:33 pm**

Astrolinium wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

I love you too.

Alcohol brings the love.

Posted: **Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:43 pm**

Lackadaisical2 wrote:Its that kind of reward that keeps me posting.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:20 am**

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Its that kind of reward that keeps me posting.

I'll drink to that.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:00 am**

Minoriteeburg wrote:You need to rule with a drunken fist.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:53 am**

Nazis in Space wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:WHERE THE FUCK IS INDIA?
Not in Asia.

I dunno, it just made me giggle.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:02 am**

Shakul wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Christian hardcore?

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:08 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Thegreatleo333 wrote:What in the world can you do for fun on this website?

Masturbate.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:29 am**

New East Ireland wrote:
Habsburg Yugoslavia wrote:I want to be the Alexander the Great

Pfft.

I'll just smash the Ten Commandments over your head.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:58 am**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Shakul wrote:

DJeesus!

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:29 pm**

Grenartia wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
India was also a generic term for the east. Writings from the time occasionally describe Chinese sailing vessels as being 'Indian junks'.

Sounds sexual.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:58 pm**

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Just one: How did you shoot me through your Internet connection?

It's actually very simple...I'm Harry Potter.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:22 pm**

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The Truth and Light wrote:Indeed they did.

DId your detestment of the losing anguish drive you ever to sweet success? Or were you left disconcerted and fancied nervous by life's unwillingness to bend to your power?

I'm 23 and posting regularly on NSG. Take a wild fucking guess.

Posted: **Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:09 pm**

Socialism requires the State.

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