Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

[Katganistan]

what do you mean?

differential treatment = discrimination

It's a fucking room. Who fucking cares how it's treated compared to other rooms? Fuck. Should I shit in my kitchen to keep it from getting jealous of my bathroom?

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

It's a fucking room. Who fucking cares how it's treated compared to other rooms? Fuck. Should I shit in my kitchen to keep it from getting jealous of my bathroom?

Wasn't that posted in the previous page?

[MERIZoC]

It's a fucking room. Who fucking cares how it's treated compared to other rooms? Fuck. Should I shit in my kitchen to keep it from getting jealous of my bathroom?

It's a fucking room. Who fucking cares how it's treated compared to other rooms? Fuck. Should I shit in my kitchen to keep it from getting jealous of my bathroom?

So good, we needed it twice.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Wasn't that posted in the previous page?

At least we've come to a conclusion that it has comedic merits.

[Nazi Flower Power]

In the south, Yankee sometimes is an insult. In the North East, it's not. In Boston, it's a declaration of war.

That would be a lot more awesome/funny if it wasn't completely inaccurate. WTF is wrong with people outside New England that they can't understand the difference between Yankees the ethnic group/regional culture and Yankees the baseball team?

[The Empire of Pretantia]

That would be a lot more awesome/funny if it wasn't completely inaccurate. WTF the is wrong with people outside New England that they can't understand the difference between Yankees the ethnic group/regional culture and Yankees the baseball team?

What difference?

[Nazi Flower Power]

That would be a lot more awesome/funny if it wasn't completely inaccurate. WTF is wrong with people outside New England that they can't understand the difference between Yankees the ethnic group/regional culture and Yankees the baseball team?

What difference?

The part where Yankee culture is pretty much exclusively in Red Sox territory.

[Benuty]

What difference?

The part where Yankee culture is pretty much exclusively in Red Sox territory.

It's all Samaritan styles of dialect Hebrew to them.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

What difference?

The part where Yankee culture is pretty much exclusively in Red Sox territory.

The part where Yankee culture is pretty much exclusively in Red Sox territory.

It's all Samaritan styles of dialect Hebrew to them.

Lets not get carried away in this thread, now.

[Nazi Flower Power]

The part where Yankee culture is pretty much exclusively in Red Sox territory.

It's all Samaritan styles of dialect Hebrew to them.

Yeah, I just don't get what is confusing about it.

[Herargon]

My sides are on Jupiter right now.

Aside from the atmosphere of the thread, I found that funny.

[Infected Mushroom]

Wasn't that posted in the previous page?

At least we've come to a conclusion that it has comedic merits.

Not with me.

[Nationstatelandsville]

A commentary on Europa Universalis IV and other such games of conquest;

Thats only what they want you to believe!

*pokes chest*

Peace? Oh, what an old word from the past... What does the word mean? No, don't tell me, son.
Peace is merely an concept. Let me tell you about the old days, where they had that strange thing.
In those days, people used to not kill each other. They didn't do it for the sake of something that was called humanity.
They didn't want people to be injured, they said to each other that eternal darkness was their abyss, but fools that they were, for they did not realise that hope and light was their abyss. Their cave in where they hid. They would run into the enemy and wave a white flag - oh, you don't know what is white?
You are a disgrace to me, son. White is both the best and the worst color you can see, both today and both in the past. It was the only thing that connected us with the past. White was a light colored color. It was less... black. More grey. But also less grey. It was... you could see anything in it. All colors were in it, mankind used to say. They tied anything that was white - anything, but funnily enough, not their skulls - to a stick, since they were so primitive. They lived with the idea that waving with a petty stick and something white on it meant that they came for peace.
But no, they didn't... I'll tell you, my young child. You are so pretty... so dumb and dwarfy. I'll tell you as you can comprehend as much possible through your brain. Well, one day, this man used to walk the earth, and he decided that white flags were for pussies. He was the man with the mouse... moist... what was it? A moustache, you say? Oh? I don't remember him having such a thing... well, he walked on the earth, and as he walked on it, he set the earth on fire. He was more than that. He was the fire himself. People used to hate and damn his name for eternality, until the new enemy came in. And from that moment, he was no longer a devil, but merely a beer drinker that was angry. You call him an idiot, we call him smart. He was the First One to introduce serial murder, denial, eternal war, darkness, darkness, and abandoning... He was a Genius. He was a possessed freak, you see. He ranted as never could be said, nor described better by anybody. He introduced mindclearing. What that is? Well, child, you'll put a few sensor there... and there.. and even there on that part of your head you don't want to describe, with that boggingly, ugly bobble. He would put you into a sleep.. and yes, I tell you, yes, he surely would make your hair get nervy! Hah! He really was a work of art! The new person then would stand up, dizzy as he was, and he would say, do, listen, and be discrete to his master -- anytime. His master then got to purge the Heretics, for they were not supporting the god of Consumption.
The earth, cough, cough, was rough. People breathed heavily everyday, heard sirens, were plunged into eternal fear, felt the bombs ripping their skulls and brains open, free to eat. You could see eye parts and sell them on the black market -- ironically, you could not use it. Hahahh! So, and good, fine.
What I am telling you, child, is ... you are adopted. And your mother, my lovely, truly mindcleared she was! A mindmashing piece, a work of foul smelling art! Now she never shall walk the earth again with the same ugly, inbred face, that you also have! She has embraced the arms of the new god, our master. The master of Darkness. He is immense, he is everywhere. He - no, he is not... no, no, no. He is not Big Brother. He is... Not even I know what he is. Some think he may be existant. Others think it is an 'they'. Me? What me thinks? That we live in a matrix. And he is the controller of it.
He is... the player.

[Esternial]

But. But I want a bmw...

Why get one when you can enjoy that terrific piece of music.

[Yukonastan]

"There's the wrong way, and then there's the Imperial way. Which is just the wrong way but with tons of superheavy tanks and assault mechs."
-- Highlord Marshall Dômas Kriitahov

[Yuketobaniac]

I'll stick with rape, thank you.

It's Rape night on NSG.

I kind of

not

thought that was funny.

[Australian rePublic]

Wasn't that posted in the previous page?

Do you really expect Katganistan to know what has been posted on every single page after 470+?

[Dragonia Re Xzua]

Context, "Is the zombie virus real or fiction"

Oh don't be fooled zombies do exist just not how we thought they would.

Behold the real Apocalypse:

(Image)

Well, it was humorous to me.

[Furry Alairia and Algeria]

Wasn't that posted in the previous page?

Do you really expect Katganistan to know what has been posted on every single page after 470+?

Please, stop grasping at straws. I never expected anything from her, I was simply pointing out this particular quote might have been posted earlier.

[Eleanor Ritas]

Do you really expect Katganistan to know what has been posted on every single page after 470+?

Please, stop grasping at straws. I never expected anything from her, I was simply pointing out this particular quote might have been posted earlier.

In my day, there was an old guy named Eutrusca. He was cranky sometimes. And when I started posting, we'd all laugh at how old and crotchety he was. And he gave us a smile, and I thought he must be thinking, "Oh, you kids."

Now, I'm old. I pluck stark white hairs from my beard and have muscle spasms in places where I didn't know I had muscles. I'm finally making enough money to date the kind of girl I wanted to date in my twenties, only now I don't want some money grubbing whore. Now I want good health insurance.

And I log on to NSG and I see you kids squabbling like this RIGHT IN FRONT OF CRAZY PSYCHO GET-THE-RULER AUNT KAT who is like the third most vicious cruel mod which in this lot is saying something...

...and I will just look at you and smile. Only now I realize what Eutrusca was thinking when he looked at us young folk. He was thinking, "You motherfuckers are gonna learn."

[Meinkraft]

Please, stop grasping at straws. I never expected anything from her, I was simply pointing out this particular quote might have been posted earlier.

In my day, there was an old guy named Eutrusca. He was cranky sometimes. And when I started posting, we'd all laugh at how old and crotchety he was. And he gave us a smile, and I thought he must be thinking, "Oh, you kids."

Now, I'm old. I pluck stark white hairs from my beard and have muscle spasms in places where I didn't know I had muscles. I'm finally making enough money to date the kind of girl I wanted to date in my twenties, only now I don't want some money grubbing whore. Now I want good health insurance.

And I log on to NSG and I see you kids squabbling like this RIGHT IN FRONT OF CRAZY PSYCHO GET-THE-RULER AUNT KAT who is like the third most vicious cruel mod which in this lot is saying something...

...and I will just look at you and smile. Only now I realize what Eutrusca was thinking when he looked at us young folk. He was thinking, "You motherfuckers are gonna learn."

This is an Awesome Quote in and of itself.

[Cyrisnia]

I believe we know the real culprit here....

THANKS OBAMA.

I heard he and Putin are working close to put Ben Laden as President of Uganda, so after that Obama can promote his mixtape to the Ugandian people.

The End Is Near!

[Fartsniffage]

Please, stop grasping at straws. I never expected anything from her, I was simply pointing out this particular quote might have been posted earlier.

In my day, there was an old guy named Eutrusca. He was cranky sometimes. And when I started posting, we'd all laugh at how old and crotchety he was. And he gave us a smile, and I thought he must be thinking, "Oh, you kids."

Now, I'm old. I pluck stark white hairs from my beard and have muscle spasms in places where I didn't know I had muscles. I'm finally making enough money to date the kind of girl I wanted to date in my twenties, only now I don't want some money grubbing whore. Now I want good health insurance.

And I log on to NSG and I see you kids squabbling like this RIGHT IN FRONT OF CRAZY PSYCHO GET-THE-RULER AUNT KAT who is like the third most vicious cruel mod which in this lot is saying something...

...and I will just look at you and smile. Only now I realize what Eutrusca was thinking when he looked at us young folk. He was thinking, "You motherfuckers are gonna learn."

*slaps with a trout*

[Meinkraft]

welcome to nationstatse

now get out

*cocks shotgun*

Gave me a tiny chuckle.

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*quotes an entire paragraph*

*slaps with a trout*

[Jute]

[...]seeing such remarks that PC gaming was non-existent until something as insignificant as Unreal makes me feel about as triggered as a Tumblr-dwelling otherkin waltzing into some backwoods bar in Nowhere, KS, USA while it's hosting the town's weekly Anti-Gay Pride Parade.