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Living Freedom Land
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Postby Living Freedom Land » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:38 am

Furious Grandmothers wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:We all will drink to that. ;)

On our mooses.

Don't you mean meece?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:39 am

Furious Grandmothers wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:We all will drink to that. ;)

On our mooses.


In a river.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Living Freedom Land » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:40 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Furious Grandmothers wrote:On our mooses.


In a river.

Which river? The Amazon? The Nile? The Styx?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:51 am

Living Freedom Land wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
In a river.

Which river? The Amazon? The Nile? The Styx?


It doesn't matter. He is Teddy Roosevelt, ergo he can do whatever he wants.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

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Postby Living Freedom Land » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:10 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Living Freedom Land wrote:Which river? The Amazon? The Nile? The Styx?


It doesn't matter. He is Teddy Roosevelt, ergo he can do whatever he wants.

Touche.
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:45 am

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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

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Postby Furious Grandmothers » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:47 am

Living Freedom Land wrote:
Furious Grandmothers wrote:On our mooses.

Don't you mean meece?

Actually, correct plural of moose is, erm, moose. About your argument...
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:49 am

Furious Grandmothers wrote:
Living Freedom Land wrote:Don't you mean meece?

Actually, correct plural of moose is, erm, moose. About your argument...
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He was referencing a comedy routine.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Postby Arkinesia » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:53 am

Context: Miem said Reagan was the best Republican President 'in years'.

Arkinesia wrote:
Miem wrote:By years I was drawing a line at 1980.

That's fucking retarded. It's like saying that the 2011 Indy 500 was the best Indy 500 in years starting from 2011.

I'm quoting myself. Boo.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:07 am

Ifreann wrote:America doesn't have liberal politicians, they just have different kinds of conservative.
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Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:09 am

Norstal wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
You better be careful! Fox News might come after you next with the Race Card!

"It is not God bless America, it's God DAMN America!" - Jeremiah Wright

"Goddamn America! Have you lost weight?!" - Jon Stewart
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:27 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
It's because we built it with our minds.

I thought you showed it porn.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:33 am

Wilgrove wrote:Ok, everyone calm down! Com'on, it's time to start Wiki-Gate!

Someone needs to create flashy images, intense music, and someone try to make a story for why Wiki is down, involving drugs, prostitute, and Michelle Obama, GO!
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:52 am

The GOP agenda according to Ashmoria...

Ashmoria wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Exactly. While some of us may be unhappy with some of the results, there is no question that this president has worked damn hard to deliver on his promises. By contrast, what could the GOP run on? Being the Party of No? Hell, they couldn't even deliver their promise to make Obama fail.

And what happened to "Jobs, jobs, jobs," Speaker Boehner? Hmm? Don't cry now, but the American People would like an answer.


unfortunately it turns out that jobs isnt job #1.

jobs:

1) make obama a one term president

2) outlaw abortion

3) outlaw abortion

4) dismantle the social safety net

5) outlaw abortion

6) ohfuck we cant work on jobs it might lower unemployment and obama will be re-elected. see #1 above

7) outlaw abortion.

8 ) increase insecurity in the markets by pretending that we arent going to raise the debt ceiling
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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Neo ORB » Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:58 am

Hey Norinton, is that Jack Sparrow? or did you just fail to catch him... Again... for the third time....
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Postby Olthar » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:21 pm

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Postby Olthar » Tue Jul 05, 2011 1:44 pm

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:32 pm

greed and death wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Meat is murder.

Murder taste good.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:53 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Woo, I'm the butt monkey!
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Tue Jul 05, 2011 3:34 pm

Futurephilosostan wrote:
Dimzul wrote:Was there pizza in the Soviet Union?


No.


Futurephilosostan wrote:
Crabulonia wrote:No.

Now that's tragic.
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Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:24 pm

Oterro wrote:No holocaust jokes please, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.

He fell out a watch tower.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Iterium » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:25 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Oterro wrote:No holocaust jokes please, my grandfather died in a concentration camp.

He fell out a watch tower.

It seems every time i make a topic, some part of it ends up here 10 seconds later.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Iterium wrote:lemme guess, they tried to teach you that it isnt sanitary to beat your neighbor with a raw chicken.

i never got that rule personally.


You're meant to beat them with a whisk, silly. Till they're soft, fluffy and they've stopped twitching.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:25 pm

Iterium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:

It seems every time i make a topic, some part of it ends up here 10 seconds later.


That was funny.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:29 pm

Grave_n_idle wrote:Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought the third one would have ducked.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Iterium » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:31 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Grave_n_idle wrote:Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought the third one would have ducked.

hey its a 2 for 1 special. Now all i need is 1 more and we can have a threesome. :)
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Iterium wrote:lemme guess, they tried to teach you that it isnt sanitary to beat your neighbor with a raw chicken.

i never got that rule personally.


You're meant to beat them with a whisk, silly. Till they're soft, fluffy and they've stopped twitching.
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