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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:06 pm

Barringtonia wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Cookouts beer and explosions. What could be better? :)


..and eating Boston Mud Cake to celebrate the Boston Mud party.. is that not right?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Mushet » Sun Jul 03, 2011 8:15 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:There was a bear and a rabbit who hated each other and one day, walking through the woods they lived in they found a magical lamp. After a bit of argueing over it the bear took it and rubbed it, hoping for a genie to come out. When the genie came out of his lamp he promised the bear and rabbit three wishes for each for releasing him from his lamp.
The bear immediately said “I want all the bears in this forest to be women” The genie granted his wish.
The rabbit thought about what to ask for a while and finally said “I want a motorbike helmet”. The helmet appeared in front of him and he put it on his head.
The bear was very confused about the rabbit’s first wish but carried on with his second wish. “I want all the bears from the neighbouring forests to be women”.
The rabbit then said “I want a motorbike”.
The bear just couldn’t believe how strange the rabbit’s wishes were and shaking his head wished “I want all the bears on Earth to be women ” and the genie granted his wish.
The rabbit got on his motorbike and rode off, and when he was about 50 metres away from the bear he yelled “I wish that the bear was gay!!”

Wouldn't that bear's wish turn him into a woman?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:00 pm

Mushet wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:

Wouldn't that bear's wish turn him into a woman?


Yeah. Not the best choice.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

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Postby Furious Grandmothers » Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:04 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Mushet wrote:Wouldn't that bear's wish turn him into a woman?


Yeah. Not the best choice.

Rabbit was therefore doing him her a big favor by turning him her gay.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:09 pm

Homosexy wrote:
Germanic Templars wrote:*grabs a roll of medical bandages*
*moves to rocking chair, sits down and starts wrapping it around leg*
"WHERE THE HELL DID THIS BITE COME FROM?"

We already told you. The hookers.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 03, 2011 10:29 pm

greed and death wrote:
Maurepas wrote:Nah, the Whiskey Rebellion guys were Libertarians, he sicked Hamilton and the Army on them, :p

No the whiskey Rebellion guys were drunk.
Much like the time my cousin lead a group of civil war reenactors to overthrow the Clinton govnerment. (failed because they ran out of booze).
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:02 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:I have the right to personal self-defense, whether that necessitates a gun, a knife, my bare hands or a nuclear weapon.


If nuclear weapons are outlawed, only outlaws will have nuclear weapons. :p
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:34 am

Mussoliniopoli wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Any historical good guys from prior to 1960 are conservatives, even the socialist ones.

It is true Glenn Beck and Conservapedia told me so.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jul 04, 2011 10:16 am

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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:05 am

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Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:09 pm

You know, guys, if we link to every stupid thread in here, we'll eventually turn this into a complete index of NSG.
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Postby Furious Grandmothers » Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:40 pm

Olthar wrote:You know, guys, if we link to every stupid thread in here, we'll eventually turn this into a complete index of NSG.

I'll start. Did you mean: recursion
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Postby Hardened Pyrokinetics » Mon Jul 04, 2011 1:43 pm

Funniest thread ever.
Ankh Mauta
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.

It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.


Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.


New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.


greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.


Olthar wrote:
Hardened Pyrokinetics wrote:... He's twenty.

He's also a moron.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:06 pm

Olthar wrote:You know, guys, if we link to every stupid thread in here, we'll eventually turn this into a complete index of NSG.

You say it like it's a bad thing.
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Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Olthar » Mon Jul 04, 2011 8:46 pm

North Wiedna wrote:I grow everything I need. I even grow my own electricity and internet.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:41 am

Wilgrove wrote:
Maximinia wrote:What the GOP needs is another Reagan. Like that'll ever happen


No, what we need is another Teddy Roosevelt. We need a man that's not afraid to shove people around to get shit done! We also need a man who'll ride a moose through the river, because Fuck you, that's why. He could also bring back the mutton chops, and make them cool by virtually being badass enough to wear mutton chops!

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt for 2016!!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:44 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
No, what we need is another Teddy Roosevelt. We need a man that's not afraid to shove people around to get shit done! We also need a man who'll ride a moose through the river, because Fuck you, that's why. He could also bring back the mutton chops, and make them cool by virtually being badass enough to wear mutton chops!

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt for 2016!!


I'll drink to that.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:46 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:


I'll drink to that.


As will Roosevelt.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:47 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I'll drink to that.


As will Roosevelt.



On a moose.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:49 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
As will Roosevelt.



On a moose.


In a river.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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New East Ireland
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Postby New East Ireland » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:50 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

On a moose.


In a river.

In the wilderness.
"A joke is a very serious thing."
- Winston Churchill


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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:51 am

Olthar wrote:You know, guys, if we link to every stupid thread in here, we'll eventually turn this into a complete index of NSG.


The idiocy of NSG can't be contained in one thread. If encountered by impressionable minds, who knows what could happen? The index must be encoded in grimoires scattered across the world, only to be decoded and reassembled by the warrior chosen by God to protect the planet in its time of greatest darkness.
Are these "human rights" in the room with us right now?
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You are the trolley problem's conductor. You could stop the train in time but you do not. Nobody knows you're part of the equation. You satisfy your bloodlust and get away with it every time
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Postby Minoriteeburg » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:53 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Olthar wrote:You know, guys, if we link to every stupid thread in here, we'll eventually turn this into a complete index of NSG.


The idiocy of NSG can't be contained in one thread. If encountered by impressionable minds, who knows what could happen? The index must be encoded in grimoires scattered across the world, only to be decoded and reassembled by the warrior chosen by God to protect the planet in its time of greatest darkness.



And only then can the chosen one be sent to fulfull the prophecy of the elders. For his time has come.
MINOR/BLAAT 2016: They'll Drink To That For America
Dumb Ideologies - NSG is argument porn
Greater Cabinda - You are the Drunken Master.
Nanatsu no Tsuki - Titty... titties are so beautiful.
Ailiailia - It's Minoriteeburg, our cheap substitute for Drunk Commies.
The Blaatschapen - Now, if there exists a person with two penises, he can shave the pubes of the right one that way. If he then gets an erection he could say he's doing a Nazi salute.
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Postby New East Ireland » Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:57 am

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
The idiocy of NSG can't be contained in one thread. If encountered by impressionable minds, who knows what could happen? The index must be encoded in grimoires scattered across the world, only to be decoded and reassembled by the warrior chosen by God to protect the planet in its time of greatest darkness.



And only then can the chosen one be sent to fulfull the prophecy of the elders. For his time has come.

We all will drink to that. ;)
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Postby Furious Grandmothers » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:35 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

And only then can the chosen one be sent to fulfull the prophecy of the elders. For his time has come.

We all will drink to that. ;)

On our mooses.
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