Blakk Metal wrote:
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi: "If you value your lives over your complete annihilation, listen carefully, Obama. Allah conquers and controls everything his loyal followers rest their eyes upon. He leads an army so massive, it shakes the ground with its march. So vast, it drinks the rivers dry. All Allah requires is this: A simple offering of earth and water, a token of America's submission to the will of Allah."
Barack Obama: "Submission. Now, that's a bit of a problem. See, rumor has it, the French have already turned you down. And if those cheese eaters and boy-lovers have found that kind of nerve, then..."
David Cameron: "...We must be diplomatic."
Barack Obama: "And, of course, Anglophones have their reputation to consider."
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi: "Choose your next words carefully, Obama. They may be your last as president."
*Obama draws M3 Submachine Gun*
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi: "Madman. You're a madman."
Barack Obama: "Earth and water. You'll find plenty of both down there."
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi: "No infidel, Persian or American, no infidel threatens a muslim."
Barack Obama: "You bring the crowns and heads of executed prisoners of war to my city steps. You insult my wife. You threaten my people with slavery and death. Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, terrorist. Perhaps you should have done the same."
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi: "This is blasphemy. This is madness!"
Barack Obama: "Madness?
THIS
IS
'MURICA!
Just pure epicness.