Canaore wrote:Most of NSG would be living in a slum in Liberia.
This is so true.
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by Reploid Productions » Mon Jun 09, 2014 4:22 pm
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:Oh, I missed that it was North Holllywood.
Okay, OP, this is confusing to outsiders, but there are a few different Hollywoods out there.
Hollywood itself is a sleazy tourist trap, populated mostly by tourists and people on the fringe of the fringe of what's known around here as The Industry. People tend to be all over the place politically, but apathetic in practice. Socially quite libertarian
West Hollywood is a gay mecca, mostly populated by hipsters, well-to-do members of the LGBT community, artists supported by their parents, and dilettantes. Mainstream Democrat for the most part, with some Greens, some Libertarians, and a few self-described anarchists.
North Hollywood is actually more San Fernando Valley than anything, and alternates between a gentrified "NoHo Arts Community" and strip mall blight, with endless apartment complexes. It's about as moderate politically as things get around here, but mostly apathetic.
This gunman was holed up in lower middle class suburbs, in other words.
EDIT: I forgot to mention the Hollywood controlled by the Jews, that which puts out an endless stream of violent movies to drive kids crazy while simultaneously forcing your children to watch gay sex acts performed by communist Muslims to a soundtrack performed by pot-smoking gangster rappers. It's populated by Jewish people, gays, scary black folks, illegal aliens looking to steal your vote, Democrats looking to keep the poor hooked on malt liquor and food stamps, and is located, as CTOAN so kindly pointed out, in your mind.
[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.
by Soldati Senza Confini » Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:55 pm
Tekania wrote:Welcome to NSG, where informed opinions get to bump-heads with ignorant ideology under the pretense of an equal footing.
by The Archregimancy » Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:55 pm
by Grenartia » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:29 pm
The Archregimancy wrote:Grenartia wrote:
The best part was when Arch thought that was a legit question.
In my ever so slight defence, it wouldn't have been the strangest question I've ever fielded as a moderator; not even close.
And at least I had the good grace to with embarrassment once I realised my mistake....
by Wisconsin9 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:49 am
by Constaniana » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:43 am
Transnapastain wrote:II has no room for purposeful shitposting, it has enough accidental shitpoting.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Degenerate Heart of HetRio » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:11 pm
Olthar wrote:Because their hats are too small and look funny. Seriously. Get a real hat. Like a fedora.
by The Republic of Lanos » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:02 pm
A mean old man wrote:"The Fishmonger's Finger: raising NS media to a higher standard."
Welcome. You're reading the best news thread in all of NS Gameplay, brought to you by someone who doesn't really play anymore yet still plans to bring you quality material that's full of facts and things so that you know what's going on. The text is black on a white or ivory background, there aren't any pictures yet (but there might be some eventually), and it's all entirely factual and NS-related. We'll see if it survives past its first issue.
Wednesday, June 11, 2014:
HOW MILOGRAD PLANS TO FUCK YOUR FAMILY
Recently some people in Osiris pitched a fit and closed the embassy with Lazarus. Some stuff was said in private chats, some people got mad, and things are pretty much the same as they've been for the past few years. I should probably go read whatever Osiris posted regarding this decision.
Okay. I read the announcement. Cormac said some cool stuff about how Osiris was going to be tough. He threw a lot of words together in an articulate fashion. He says a lot of stuff about acts of aggression and allies and hostility and whatever. A dude posted a clappy face afterwards. Not bad.
Before I wrote this I decided to talk to Lazarus delegate Milograd about stuff that was happening. This is what he had to say.[12:16:10 AM] AMOM: sup fool
[12:16:15 AM] AMOM: this is an interview
[12:16:18 AM] AMOM: so be like
[12:16:20 AM] AMOM: formal and shit
[12:16:37 AM] AMOM: I'm playing from the sidelines here; in all honesty, I have no fucking idea what's going on
[12:16:46 AM] AMOM: give me the scoop: what is happening between Osi and Laz?
[12:16:53 AM] AMOM: you're still delegate of Laz, right?
[12:18:45 AM] milograd: Okay.
[12:18:45 AM] milograd: Hello.
[12:18:46 AM] milograd: Nah.
[12:18:46 AM] milograd: And Osiris just closed relations because we're plotting to invade Balder or something?
[12:19:20 AM] AMOM: tell me about your plans to invade Baldy
[12:21:03 AM] AMOM: sounds difficult, what with UIAF so entrenched there
[12:21:37 AM] milograd: Well, Cormac was right. The LLA -- a military that is currently constitutionally barred from invading -- was going to send troops into Balder and right up overthrow the regime. We're very sneaky like that.
[12:22:04 AM] milograd: And the State Council signed off on the invasion papers, we sent three non-WA puppets posing as TEK to carry out the deed.
[12:22:18 AM] milograd: We originally planned to do it on the anniversary of D-Day, but then we realized that we were 91 troops short.
[12:22:29 AM] milograd: So we cried ourselves to sleep and hit up the nearest liquore store.
[12:22:34 AM] milograd: Literally. We burned it down.
[12:22:47 AM] AMOM: that's fucking diabolical
[12:22:52 AM] AMOM: I didn't know you had the means to invade Balder
[12:22:57 AM] AMOM: wait a minute, never mind
[12:22:59 AM] AMOM: I wasn't reading
[12:23:05 AM] milograd: Now we are replanning our vicious invasion of Balder.
[12:23:36 AM] AMOM: I heard from an unnamed source that may or may not be Karpathos that you are planning to fuck everyone's family
[12:23:37 AM] milograd: Yep.
[12:24:04 AM] milograd: Also true.
[12:24:14 AM] milograd: We ordered the condoms en mass.
[12:24:26 AM] milograd: Karp is a very sly spy. I have no clue how he got an in at Amazon.
[12:24:35 AM] milograd: (I suppose the 54 gallons of lube may've been a giveaway.)
[12:24:41 AM] milograd: NONETHELESS.
[12:24:46 AM] AMOM: ever watched Whitest Kids You Know? I envision you doing things "Grapist" style
[12:24:50 AM] milograd: Our plans are not to be sidetracked.
[12:25:14 AM] milograd: I don't have a television because my region is too poor to afford one.
[12:25:16 AM] AMOM: no, I'm sure you're saving the fun for later
[12:25:29 AM] milograd: Oh my goodness gracious.
[12:25:31 AM] AMOM: well, I suppose Communism does come with a price
[12:25:45 AM] milograd: So does 54 gallons of lube.
[12:25:59 AM] milograd: And paying the proxy guys to help me multi.
[12:26:12 AM] AMOM: in all seriousness, though
[12:27:30 AM] AMOM: how does Laz even have the money for all that lube after buying all those votes for Feux during his last election
[12:27:50 AM] milograd: Stole them from Vik.
[12:27:53 AM] milograd: Of course.
[12:28:04 AM] milograd: Cut that. We stole them from the TNI Bank.
[12:28:15 AM] AMOM: Thought you meant the lube for a moment there.
[12:28:24 AM] AMOM: moving on...
[12:28:55 AM] AMOM: how do you plan to react to Osi's recent removal of your embassy in the FA/PR department?
[12:29:12 AM] AMOM: I personally would recommend writing a retort
[12:29:28 AM] milograd: I like that recommendation.
[12:29:39 AM] milograd: We should include factual logs that are retroactively denied.
[12:29:59 AM] milograd: It works for the UIAF.
[12:30:01 AM] AMOM: I thought those were the only kind
[12:30:45 AM] AMOM: just make sure you throw in enough text to drown Manhattan
[12:30:58 AM] AMOM: even if you get lost in it yourself, they'll be lost too
[12:31:10 AM] milograd: How did you find out about my desire to drown Manhattan?
[12:31:15 AM] milograd: Did I not deny my desire to?
[12:32:10 AM] AMOM: by NS logic, if you haven't denied it you were clearly involved
[12:32:19 AM] AMOM: also by NS logic, if you denied it you were also clearly involved
[12:32:53 AM] AMOM: I don't need to guess about your plans to drown Manhattan or take over Balder
[12:33:42 AM] AMOM: anyway yeah
[12:33:46 AM] AMOM: I have no idea what else to ask you
[12:33:51 AM] AMOM: sounds like NS is still happening
[12:34:09 AM] milograd: Barely.
[12:34:41 AM] AMOM: that was a given
[12:35:22 AM] AMOM: before we wrap up, has anything truly noteworthy happened lately?
[12:35:51 AM] milograd: NES spurred political and electoral renewal in Balder and postage stamp prices are increasing.
[12:36:12 AM] AMOM: excluding events where the same people yell at each other for the same unspoken reasons then each pretend they've won by posting FA updates that only they read
[12:36:30 AM] AMOM: wow, that's pretty exciting
[12:37:17 AM] AMOM: the postage stamps, that is; must be hard on the collectors
[12:38:04 AM] milograd: Indeed.
[12:39:06 AM] AMOM: well, I think that about wraps shit up
[12:39:40 AM] AMOM: hopefully I'm not blinded by redtext as a result of this
[12:40:31 AM] AMOM: peace out
[12:40:46 AM] AMOM: say something to smooth the transition here
[12:40:50 AM] milograd: One Love.
[12:40:51 AM] AMOM: I'm ending the interview
[12:40:56 AM] AMOM: Oh, fuck you
Then we talked a little bit more but you don't need to see that here. It was good, though. We had a good time.
So, yeah, pretty sure that wraps things up. Now you know exactly what is going on. Milograd is coming. Hide your wife, hide your kids, and hide your husband. Laz is after Balder. Osiris saved the day. UIAF. The Fishmonger's Finger: keeping you informed or something. Giving you the scoop. No. Helping you ... whatever. Fuck it. That's enough.
AMOM
by Soldati Senza Confini » Wed Jun 11, 2014 2:47 am
Tekania wrote:Welcome to NSG, where informed opinions get to bump-heads with ignorant ideology under the pretense of an equal footing.
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:39 am
Caraani wrote:Napkiraly wrote:Well I support abortion rights regardless, so yeah of course abortion should be allowed if the woman was raped.
This.Btw, Shie, I see you begun using your brain, good, we are making progress, in 20 years maybe you will understand that ''I lived there once, some 4000 years ago'' doesn't give you the right to take a territory.
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Also: THERNSY!!
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by Revanchism » Thu Jun 12, 2014 8:47 am
Norstal wrote:You ever watched a bad movie that is so bad, that it's enlightening? Like, you start asking yourself, "why did I watched this movie. What is the meaning of life after I watched this movie."
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:Excuse me, I believe that the proper term is Satanic-American.
Russian Socialist Soviet States wrote:Does Queen Elsa have a partnership with the Rothschild family in the film?
by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jun 12, 2014 1:16 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Soldati Senza Confini » Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:04 pm
Benshir wrote:Release the Kraken, Belgian!
Soldati senza confini wrote:That would make for a very awkward moment.
Release the Kraken!
*unzips*
Damn, that's... much less than I expected
Benshir wrote:Much less? The thing has tentacles.
Tekania wrote:Welcome to NSG, where informed opinions get to bump-heads with ignorant ideology under the pretense of an equal footing.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:09 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:Was the Crotatian goalie at a rave and didn't have time to change before he got to the stadium?
by Degenerate Heart of HetRio » Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:35 pm
by Doughertania » Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:58 pm
Conscentia wrote:Dystopian Collection + Fire = Fahrenheit 451
by The Republic of Lanos » Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:16 pm
Jedoria wrote:"Fucking Christ Almighty," the spokesperson added.
by Farnhamia » Tue Jun 17, 2014 6:35 am
by The Archregimancy » Tue Jun 17, 2014 11:42 pm
Constaniana wrote:Eastern Equestria wrote:Is Putin at the game?
No, but "Pro-Russian militants suspiciously well-armed and trained for people supposedly just getting all their stuff at surplus stores and scribbling out the insignia" are, ready to intervene "to maintain peace" in case the Russian-speaking football team starts being oppressed.
by Revanchism » Wed Jun 18, 2014 12:38 pm
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:Thafoo wrote:I, for one, do not support the New Jersey Devils, for their name is disparaging to the hardworking Devil-American People of our nation, as it was used by early settlers as a demeaning name towards the original Devils of the continent.
Excuse me, I believe that the proper term is Satanic-American.
Norstal wrote:You ever watched a bad movie that is so bad, that it's enlightening? Like, you start asking yourself, "why did I watched this movie. What is the meaning of life after I watched this movie."
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:Excuse me, I believe that the proper term is Satanic-American.
Russian Socialist Soviet States wrote:Does Queen Elsa have a partnership with the Rothschild family in the film?
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